St. Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes

St Patrick’s CatThese are the best Irish jokes you’ll hear all day, unless you go over to Smoke&Mirrors where I stole them from and read the whole whack all at once.

It should be noted (or is that “noted it should be”?) that:

I’m Irish Catholic on one side and Irish Protestant on the other, my favorite pub is the impeccably authentic Irish Heather, I host a literary gathering that meets at the Shebeen, the women of my immediate family are somewhat, and quite inconveniently from time to time, renowned for the Second Sight, my uncle goes over to Ireland on vacations to teach them how to play the fiddle, my grandfather was an infamous warlock, and there’s a Bend Sinister in the gene pool somewhere for bonus points.

So I have total Celt cred.

1586 words of the most amusing Irish jokes around over the jump. But not the leprechaun nun one. Gross!

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Quiz: what will the movie of your life be called

Here we present a soothing balm to the surprisingly incendiary in a Cute Overload sort of way quiz: which movie do you belong to? featured earlier.

Stolen from Mia’sMadness

There, isn’t that just so much better?

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Cum for the Show!

cross-posted to TeenyManolo, even though I’m sure I’ll catch crap for it

As our devoted readers know, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog are vigorously opposed to sexism. Naturally, then, it is with mixed feelings that we present the following: it is both too bizarre to ignore and by its very nature completely sexist:

Sperm for tickets

The purpose of this website was to test market interest through a pilot scheme.
Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.
Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,
and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed.

All submissions sent to the website are fully protected under Irish privacy regulations,
and will not be released to ANY third party.

Well, presumably eventually they WILL be released to a third party, or what’s the whole point?

Does this company know their market or, like, what?

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quiz: which movie do you belong to?

Ugh. UGH. but it’s still better than the original result, which was FINDING FUCKING NEMO GODDAMMIT!

Celebrity Sex Faces

More from the twisted genius which is DC Lugi. Nice to see Edith Bunker getting some, eh? The only real question is, which of these is Christopher Walken and which is his mother?

I might do a list, except I haven’t had tv for a decade, so I don’t know how half these people are.
Want to give me a hand in the comments section?

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