the rise and fall of William J. Sidis OR What my parents did wrong

Story of MY life too

Well this explains a lot. Ever read someone else’s life story and know that, on some all-you-mortals-look-alike level you were really reading your own biography?

For those of you who don’t know as much about me as I do, I shall provide a brief recap:

  • was reading the Globe and Mail at four
  • used to get up early and watch University of the Air algebra and calculus classes before preschool
  • was nearly put into a school for the mentally retarded at six, because the teachers couldn’t figure out why I was so detached from their lessons on how to spell “cat”
  • at my mother’s insistence was given an IQ test, scoring 136 and sparing myself from a life of institutionalized intellectual lowballing
  • skipped most of primary school in favour of sitting in the library, reading encyclopedias. Got through four editions of the Encyclopedia Brittanica alone, lamenting the lower standards in each one
  • was once frogmarched out of the library to write a math test in Grade Four. Hadn’t attended class all year. Got 98%
  • have been vigorously and repeatedly thrown out of every institution of higher learning in the Lower Mainland including (but not limited to) Vancouver Community College Langara, VCC Kwantlen Richmond, VCC Kwantlen Surrey, University of British Columbia, Simon Fraser University, and although the Open Learning Institute is forbidden by charter to throw anyone out, they did write to me and ask if I’d consider giving it a rest
  • let’s just say I got a work ethic for my 30th birthday, not before.

Now, from the highly marvelous and damn interesting website Damn Interesting, comes this tale of shocking parallels. My parents weren’t New York intellectuals, it’s true, but they were both easily in the genius class and never tired of setting up new hoops for my brain to jump through. How many packs of flash cards they wore out on me only God knows.

In fairness, my mother once said, “Once I’d seen what I’d done with you, I decided to raise your sister differently.” Which may be why my sister has a BMW and a four bedroom house in Crystal Beach.

Now to our story:

The Sidises believed that aggressive curiosity was a quality to be nurtured, so Sarah gave up her career in medicine to dedicate her life to the child’s development. William‘s thirst for knowledge never went unquenched, and by his first birthday– an age when most children are still babbling– he was honing his spelling skills. At one and a half years of age, he was reading the daily newspaper.

As William approached his fifth birthday, his spectacular abilities began to draw the attention of the press. He had taught himself to operate the typewriter from his high chair, tapping out a letter to Macy‘s regarding an order for toys. He had also taken it upon himself to learn Latin, Greek, Russian, French, German, and Hebrew. His appetite for information seemed endless as he easily chewed through weighty tomes such as Gray’s Anatomy and the works of Homer. He entered grammar school at age six, but in just over half a year he had advanced into high school curriculum. His stunning accomplishments soon became a frequent feature on the first page of the New York Times.

However:

William did not live long after that; in the following July his landlady telephoned the police after discovering him unconscious in his Boston apartment. Forty-six year old Sidis had suffered a massive stroke, and he never again regained consciousness. Such was the end of the one-time prodigy who had astonished a Harvard math audience at age eleven; he died a reclusive, penniless office clerk.

Those who knew him in his later life spoke of his conspicuous brilliance and his mastery of over forty languages, but his tangible contributions to society seemed to be relatively few for someone of his talents. Some argue that his parents pushed him too hard in his youth– overexerting his exceptional mind at an early age– and some blame the press for driving him into isolation. There is considerable evidence that William favored the Okamakammesset tribal philosophy of “anonymous contribution”, a principle which implies that one’s value is not measured by one’s visible contributions to society.

Though he probably would not have put much stock in formal measures of intelligence, it is estimated that William Sidis‘s IQ was as high as 300, where 100 is average and over 140 is considered genius. Whatever the reason for his underwhelming output later in life, he was certainly one of the most profoundly gifted human beings who ever lived. There is no telling what William might have accomplished for mathematics and science if only his talents had not been squandered.

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Lord Krishna and the Milkmaids

From the Archive
                  Wednesday, January 07, 2004

Krishna and the milkmaids

I read The Life of Pi recently, and loved it, but one story in particular has struck me. It just perfectly parallels one of the ongoing Inet dramas around. So here is the story.

                  Lord Krishna was a little bored with hanging out his usual haunts, being godlike, so he brainstormed and thought now what would be really, really different from being a god? I KNOW!
                  Being a cowherd! and indeed, it is hard to disagree, so being Krishna and all, he just went ahead and turned himself into a cowherd. Nowadays I’m sure he’d just go into a chat room and try to be cowherd like, but that was back then, okay?

                  So the god Krishna was a cowherd. Bully for him. Now, there wasn’t much to do as a cowherd. Watch the cows, sure, but you would not believe how fast that gets tired. And back then they had no honky-tonk bars. So what did Krishna do? Well Krishna, like many gods, has a sharp eye for a curvy mortal. What do cows have in terms of support staff, other than cowherds? They have milkmaids, my dear. And these were some good-looking milkmaids, too. And horny. And Krishna was like WooHoo!!! PARTY!!!

                  Every night he would sign on…I mean go out to the woods and dance with the milkmaids. He was a god, there was enough of him to go around. His abundance was such that there was enough of him to dance with all the milkmaids at once, and they were happy and Krishna was having a blast. This state of affairs continued for quite some time, and Krishna was by far the most popular cowherd around, rumours about his background notwithstanding, I think it was the dancing that made him so popular. But then, one night as the dance reached its height each girl felt, in her heart of hearts, as if he were dancing with her and her alone.

     At that moment, he vanished forever.

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Operation Global Media Domination: the equuation

Sometimes one can, if one examines one’s stats closely enough, begin to detect slight, almost microscopic changes that could lead one to believe that the Internet was responding to an entirely new set of demands.

Like today:

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These are terms people used to find your blog.

Today

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Daniel Radcliffe and a horse in Equus

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and a big hand for Darth Vader…

Star Wars‘s climactic battle scene, as reinterpreted by a troupe of … human hands. Be sure to stay tuned right till the finale; it’s delightfully glorious and bloody. Stolen from Japanprobe, a good daily source of weirdness with an Eastern flavour.

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Hermione the poisoner!

Boogiedown Snape!Gadzooks! Mon Dieu! Zounds! And Various Other Vivid And Archaic Expressions Of Horror!

Mild-mannered Hogwarts student Hermione Granger is a poisoner!

Ah, we shoulda seen it coming! Don’t the neighbors always say, “He was the quiet type, kept to himself mostly” after the cops have gone and the news crews arrive at the crime site?

Yes, it appears that Hermione Granger, muggle-born Hogwarts honours student and heretofor shrinking violet has been quietly infecting much of the staff and student body with a wide and deadly range of bacillii, and it is up to the students at Bizzaro Hogwarts to stop her and cure the pallid, sweaty victims of her horrid crimes.

All except Umbridge. Who’d miss her, eh?

At Bizzaro World Hogwarts a lot of the faculty and students have become sick recently. Bizzaro World Hogwarts is a school for the muggles, people who don’t practice witchcraft. So, the science and medical team here at the school has come up with a website to describe the illnesses and treatment of our classmates. We suspect that there has been a serial saboteur who has been infecting people at the school. In the rash of illnesses there haven’t been any repeat cases of the same infectious agent. There is a certain muggle at our school, who has a great deal of knowledge of bacteria and viruses and shesi  always up to no good. Her name is Bizzaro Hermione Granger, there is a photo of her below, and she has now suddenly disappeared from our school. So, hopefully this website will lead to greater knowledge of her capabilities with these infective agents along with how to treat them. Ms. Granger must be caught.

Figure 1. Bizzaro Hermione Granger alongside a shocked Bizzaro Harry Potter.

Bizzaro Harry and Hermione

And what follows? Nothing less than scientific textbook boilerplate on diagnosing and treating various diseases. If your life revolves around the nexus where microbiology and children’s literature converge, you’ve just found your spiritual and virtual home.

Professor Snape has become ill caused by a bacterial infection. The culprit organism is Pseudomonas aeruginosa which belongs to the family of Pseudomonadaceae that inhabit soil and water (5). There are many disease states that this bacteria can give rise to such as endocarditis, gastrointestinal tract infections, and pneumonia just to name a few (5). In most cases and in the case of pneumonia, Paeruginosa enters the lungs after being inhaled into the airways. This bacterium is opportunistic, which means that it does not normally cause infections in healthy people. Rather, infections occur because patients are immunocompromised (4). The infections occur most likely due to a physical breakdown of a barrier such as the mucous membranes (4). According to CDC data collected 1990-1996, P. aeruginosa ranks second in terms of causing nosocomial pneumonia (5).

And so on. I can think of at least one adolescent Potterfan I’m passing this along to; surely I’m not the only one who’s honorary auntie to some science-starved kidlet! Poor Snape!

That's PROFESSOR Snape to you, bitch!

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