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the amazing psychic psalmon

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The amazing psychic psalmon 

Whatever your feelings about internet quizzes or shady, backstreet fortune tellers be they ever so finned, cartilaginous or bony, you must admit that this psychic salmon, from Dan Piraro, creator of the Bizarro comics, certainly was dead-on with its fortune for raincoaster here.

Profile:
You have often experienced a sense of dizziness and even eurphoria after blowing your nose too hard.

Future:
Later this week, your face will suddenly be covered with unusual markings. Do not fear this development, instead, be proud and proclaim your superiority to others loudly.

See what I mean? Scary good. Psolomonic, in fact. I mean, no matter what happens, I always remain proud and proclaim my superiority to others loudly. Duh.

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Donnie Davies responds to the h8erz

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The right reverend Donnie Davies responds to the bitter apostates who’ve stuffed his email and his comments sections with so much haterade over the past few days. There’s only one punchline in this video, but it’s golden, trust me.

For the original video, click here. For updates, click here and here.

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Donnie Davies performs God Hates a Fag: the infamous video

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Yes doubters, it’s the real thing! Now that every single one of the Right Reverend Donnie Davies‘ websites has had the plug pulled on it, the entire Internet, apparently, experiencing the online equivalent of a Coyote Morning, the banned video is hotter than Helmand heroin. 

Naturally from the very first we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have been on this like santorum on a rentboy. The video file was lovingly ripped at great pain and uncountable expense from a ripped copy of a ripped copy of a MySpace video which had been smuggled out of Celebrities in the bottom of a converted Boblbee, and God, who hates a fag by the way, only knows what the quality is like on this poor bugger. Sod’s law.

Yes, people, it is a joke. You may climb down from the ceiling now.

Latest UPDATE HERE: what MTV doesn’t want you to see!

Lyrics over the hump…I mean JUMP!
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which irritating internet quiz are you?

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Another from the twisted mind of Juvenal at Bread and Circuses. Not that there’s anything wrong with that: I’m somewhat warped myself and every morning it takes me fifteen minutes to screw my underwear on.

Which Irritating Internet Quiz Are You?

You are: Which Dessert are you?
Insert amusing picture and witty description here. Or not.

You know you want to eat it.

Try Again?

You are NOT:

  • An OS
  • A Powerpuff Girl
  • A Season
  • A Firearm
  • An Eye
  • A Greek Goddess
  • A Piercing
  • A Spirit
  • A Jedi (no matter what you wrote in the census)
  • A Beer
  • A Muppet
  • A Biological Molecule
  • A Month
  • A Sin
  • A Trainspotting Character
  • A Number
  • An Ice Cream Flavour
  • A British Band
  • A Superhero
  • A Herb
  • A Cat
  • A Carebear
  • A Subculture
  • A Transformer
  • A Moon
  • A Decade
  • A Dessert
  • A Hobbit
  • A VW
  • A Tarot Card
  • A Horror Movie
  • A Font
  • An Inanimate Object (probably)

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hey, what’re you doing to my house? pic o’ the day

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Get away from my house, dude. And while you're at it, get off my lawn!

Dood, do you have any idea how long it took me to collect all those? Rifle stocks don’t grow on trees, ya know! And what’s with all the hunchbacks carrying pitchforks? I thought I told you people to get off my lawn!

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