Category Archives: Humour

nonplussed by nonopus

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nonopus

Many and varied are the twisty and strange paths down which Cthulhu’s tentacles wind, to fondle our dreams and turn them to starkest guilt-inducing nightmare. Behold the nine-limbed offspring of an unhallowed union between the many-tentacled one and a wandering, and apparently beer-goggled, Octopus vulgaris.

Remember, if a starfish has a coyote morning, iz not so bad ackshuly. Pity the octopussy chosen by Great Cthulhu.

From Pink Tentacle, via Neatorama. Hey, doesn’t Pink Tentacle sound like a Cthulhu pornsite?

Attention Scientists!

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Married To The Sea

FYI much the same can be said of NASCAR fans, hipsters, Republicans, Big Macs, and other lower forms of life.

Coffee is Evil!

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I worked at Starbucks for seven years. I know what I’m talking about here.

Yet, as I may have mentioned, every time I tried to make latte art, it just turned out looking like a vagina.

animal

Where are they now?

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Ever gotten the whimsical notion to look up your old boyfriends, just to see who or what they finally ended up doing? Well, I’ve learned to resist those urges. Look what I found going under an assumed name…but read the copy closely, there is NO mistaking those characteristic traits, not to mention that profile.

Mount Tiki Soki

a thousand words…all of them four-letter

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So, what are YOU wearing to Jenna‘s shotgun wedding this Saturday? For some reason, this picture just reminded me of that…

Putin and George

from Fark