Category Archives: Humour

Mugshot of the Day

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I am unsure whether this is some new emo style thing or whether this woman designs connect-the-dots puzzles for a living and just! cant’! stop! working!

In either case, this is unquestionably the best mugshot of the day. This is the kind of picture that Johnny Depp flips through Match.com to find, you just know it.

emo mugshot

emo mugshot

Before you click over to DListed and TheSmokingGun to find out what she was arrested for, how about putting your guesses down in the comments section? I say she’s a Latvian mail order bride, arrested for murdering her 18-year-old, mother’s basement-dwelling husband with one of his own collector’s Civil War rifles.

This is a Blogathon post. Don’t just sit there, SPONSOR ME!

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quiz: what frozen treat are you? what shorts are you?

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Ah, I knew it wouldn’t be long till I busted out the Blogthings. I’ve been slaving away since 6:23 am without food…can’t…blog… much … lon  …  ger.


You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich


You are well grounded, reliable, and very balanced.

You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy.

People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you.

You like to let loose and have fun. You just don’t let yourself go too crazy!
Also: I am SO FUCKING NOT an ice-cream sandwich! I am a root beer popsicle, and don’t you mofos forget it!

Now THIS is more like it:


You Are Short Shorts


You are a very independent person. Even if you’re not breaking the rules, you’re at least trying to bend them.

You dare to be different, and you tend to be on the leading edge of trends. You make bold choices.

You are super sexy, even when you’re not trying to be. Something about you is naturally seductive.

You can’t help but be a little vain. You love what you’ve got.

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Blogathon #7: How blogs were invented

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Seriously, I have it on GOOD authority that this is JUST how it went down:

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Botox Face, by Hedda Lettuce

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Yea though I walk through the valley of mashups, I shall fear no dissonance, for I have read the raincoaster blog, and I’ve seen EVERYTHING now.

Right?

Presenting, Miss Hedda Lettuce, with the greatest cover (ever so slightly adapted) of Lady Gaga’s Pokerface:

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via Irina Slutsky of GeekEntertainmentTV

Still not had enough? How about Kurt Cobain singing backup for…well, just watch:

via Mashable

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MC Shat Attack!

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You knew William Shatner was a living god.

Sure you did. You read my last post, didn’t you?

But did you know that William Shatner was a rapaciously raptastic rapscallion who can bring out da funk even in someone as WASPy as Conan O’Brian?

Well, now you do.

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