Dancing Kitten Unicorn Chaser

By now, all our loyal readers should be familiar with the concept of the Unicorn Chaser. And, after the last 48 hours, I dunno about you, but I could sure use one. Here, therefore and thereunto and tho on, is a unicorn chaser composed of synchronized, dancing Burmese kittens. Or maybe Himilayan kittens. I dunno, I’m sure some undersocialized Metafilterite will be along shortly with the correct answer.

The Sad Man’s Kama Sutra

Remember Garfield Without Garfield? Well, the premise is fundamentally wrong. This actually is sadder with the cat.

The saddest thing is, of course, the likelihood that this chart represents the culminating physical pleasures of this poor Zeta Male’s life.

Sad Man's Kama Sutra

The Lol, Explained

The origin of the LOLCAT meme

Thank God for Greenwich Mean Time!

funny pictures of cats with captions

Well, it IS!

and drink your milkshake, too

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If at first you don’t succeed, lose your temper. Hey, it has always worked for me!