Chad Vader, Night Shift Manager (part 4)

I’d totally shop at this store. They’re in the credits; at the least, I can encourage my Wisconsonian friends to buy their arugula and sprouts at the Willy Street Co-op.

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CHAD VADER In Major changes for Chad.

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Tammy – KeaLynn Kees
Dog – Skyler

Plane hits building in NYC

Not many details at this point. It was a private plane helicopter a $187,000 Cirrus SR20 belonging to Cory Lidle, a professional baseball player with the Yankees, it hit the 20th floor, the building is on the Upper East Side (ie richville). MSNBC has the scoop:

MSNBC pic of small plane crash in NYC

There was no immediate word on any deaths or injuries. A U.S. official told Reuters there was no reason to believe the incident was terrorism-related…

Video from the scene showed at least three floors in the high-rise engulfed in flames. A column of gray smoke rose over the city, and raging flames could be seen in four windows on two upper floors.

The building has 50 stories, and is surrounded by highrises, so if a plane were to fall out of the sky by accident, it’s likelier in my mind that it would have hit a higher floor. Takes maneuvering to get down low. The building also has a hospital on the lower floors, undoubtably evacuated now because of the threat of the oxygen exploding. The plane hit the hospital section 20th floor; apartments begin on the 22nd floor.

Updates, from Gothamist via Gawker:

  • the building is 524 East 72nd Street

  • several apartments on a number of floors are burning

  • at least one person is dead, several are trapped in the building

  • the FAA still says it was a fixed wing aircraft, not a helicopter

  • a helicopter was in the area, on a photography tour, but there’ s no confirmation this is the same one

  • there is a huge crowd of people in the street, some taking pictures, but burning debris is falling and if they don’t haul ass, Darwin will have his revenge for the teaching of Intelligent Design in US schools.

  • the building is all apartments, no hospitals. The Hospital for Special Surgery is at 535, not 524.

  • The FAA has banned flights within a mile horizontal radius of the site and 1500 feet above.

After

More Updates:

  • two were confirmed aboard the airplane: Lidle’s passport was found in the street, and the governor has confirmed that one person was a flight instructor and the other a student.

  • witnesses said the plane appeared to be performing aerobatic maneuvers and pulled a sharp right dive into the building

  • According to Gothamist, The plane’s route from Teterboro: Statue of Liberty, then up the East River, past the 59th Street bridge where it lost radar contact.

  • a distress call was made from the plane prior to the crash

  • the building is structurally still sound, as the plane was too small and light to do significant damage, and people are moving back in

  • Although the FBI stated there was no indication of terrorism in the crash, Drudge misreported this, dropping the “no.”

graffiti of the day: Kate Moss, Cocaine Mademoiselle

Cocaine Mademoiselle. Pretty, Lively.

from a Parisian bus shelter, via Gawker.

PSA: Pivot Foundation Christmas Auction

Please join Pivot in the celebration of

our most exciting and successful year to date at the …

Pivot Foundation Christmas Auction

Thursday, November 9, 2006 6:00pm – 9:00pm

Law Courts Inn Restaurant

5th Floor, 800 Smithe Street, Vancouver

We are pleased to announce the theme of the 2006 Pivot Foundation Annual Christmas Auction is the Busker’s Ball and will feature some of Vancouver’s best live street performers for your enjoyment. Performers will be “busking” with all proceeds to benefit Pivot. 

Please join us for an evening of fascinating updates, terrific entertainment, exciting live and silent auctions, door prizes, refreshments and much, much more!  Items include vacation getaways, body treatments, photography sessions, original artwork, fine dining, a mountain bike, family adventures, a Smart Car for a weekend and much more!

Proceeds from the Pivot Foundation’s fourth annual live Christmas auction will support Pivot’s projects on behalf of the residents of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside.   

Admission is by donation. 

Please RSVP by October 30, 2006 to auctionatpivotfoundationdotorg or call Lisa Werring at 604-255-9700.

Thank you for your continued support!

 

Pivot Foundation

 

Light hors d’oeurvres will be provided. 

Cash bar

Lucy Gao, meet Aleksey Vayner, the man of your dreams

Dance, monkey, dance!from IvyGate, the States‘ own version of Oxford Gossip, via Gawker.

This is Aleksey Vayner, Lucy Gao‘s soulmate, the perfect Also-Descended-From-Former-Commies-But-So-Way-Over-That, soulless, careerist golem.

Someone please set them up on a date immediately and give them a reality show.

Given a good stylist and continued coverage, they could be the Posh and Becks of Wall Street in no time!

Mr. Vayner identifies himself on his resume as a multi-sport professional athlete, the CEO of two companies, and an investment adviser. The video depicts him lifting a 495-pound weight, serving a tennis ball at 140 miles an hour, and ballroom dancing with a scantily clad female. Finally, Mr. Vayner emerges enrobed in a white karate suit and breaks six bricks in one fell swoop.

Between athletic bits, Mr. Vayner takes the opportunity to opine on success. After being described in the opening lines of the video as “a model of personal success and development to everybody,” Mr. Vayner says, “Failure cannot be considered an option.” He adds: “To achieve success you must first conceive it and believe in it. Remember: impossible is nothing.”

It is also, according to Mark Duffy, the tagline for Adidas. According to IvyGate, Vayner‘s plaguarized a book on the Holocaust, invented a charity, and has listed himself as CEO of an investment company which appears to exist only in his imagination. What a charmer; Donald Trump should be looking over his shoulder!

But that’s only the tip of a huge and hilarious iceberg. Turns out Aleksey is somewhat infamous among Yalies as the “Crazy Prefrosh” profiled in 2002 by Yale‘s Rumpus tabloid. If you thought Vayner’s credibility was shaky after seeing the video, wait til you read the profile. It is devastating.

For starters, his name back then was Aleksey Vayner's Model Mayhem shotGarber. He claimed to have spent much of his childhood in a Tibetan monestary in post-Soviet Uzbekistan before moving to the United States, where he was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA. He was also a tennis instructor whose students include Harrison Ford and Sarah Michelle Gellar. And oh yeah: he met the Dalai Lama along the way and is the second greatest martial arts fighter in the world.

Let us now take a good, long look at how the second greatest martial arts fighter in the world and no doubt future father of Lucy Gao‘s squealing brood, wants the world to remember him:

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