Meerkat Attack!

meerkat attack, the fucker!

I know we’ve discussed this before, mostly on Twitter and in the Anti-Fairy Conspiracy comments, but NEVER turn your back on a meerkat. They’ll rip your throat out as soon as look at you, and if they know you’re onto them, there is no end to their wicked, weasely wiles.

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The handmade aboriginal novelty fake turd game

Don’t ask. Just go here and play the damn game.

Keep it lowbrow; Shakespeare does not work as well as the Monkees; go for Shanana, rather than Dostoyevsky. This is NOT, repeat, NOT, the raincoaster game.

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quiz: what frozen treat are you? what shorts are you?

Ah, I knew it wouldn’t be long till I busted out the Blogthings. I’ve been slaving away since 6:23 am without food…can’t…blog… much … lon  …  ger.


You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich


You are well grounded, reliable, and very balanced.

You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy.

People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you.

You like to let loose and have fun. You just don’t let yourself go too crazy!

Also: I am SO FUCKING NOT an ice-cream sandwich! I am a root beer popsicle, and don’t you mofos forget it!

Now THIS is more like it:


You Are Short Shorts


You are a very independent person. Even if you’re not breaking the rules, you’re at least trying to bend them.

You dare to be different, and you tend to be on the leading edge of trends. You make bold choices.

You are super sexy, even when you’re not trying to be. Something about you is naturally seductive.

You can’t help but be a little vain. You love what you’ve got.

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Quiz: how independent are you?

As IF I need a quiz to tell me this:


Your Independence Level: Very High


You do things your own way. Even if everyone else thinks you’re wrong.

You cherish your freedom, and you resent rules.

No one knows what’s right for you as much as you do.

You can take care of yourself… and you do a mighty fine job of it.

Stolen from az

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The Truth About Pirates

Jack Sparrow

Sadly, the truth is, none of them look like Johnny Depp; they actually look exactly like that guy that asked you for change the other day.

The Beggar by Rembrandt

Oh, and it gets worse:

Pirates vs Pirate Movies

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