Um, mebbe. But I reserve the right to be as senselessly dramatic as I choose!
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You have a variety of interests, and you delve into them quite deeply. People are impressed by the sheer quantity of stuff you know, and you’re learning more every day. However, you’re not just informed. You also are very informative. You share what you know in an engaging and interesting way. |
What could be more perfect? It’s Christian Bale‘s pottymouthed rant from last summer, remixed and set to a bouncy dance beat. Positively Beyonce-worthy! Click and enjoy, but make sure your boss is either not around or stone deaf first!
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If, by chance, you can’t stop till you get enough, there’s another one with original lyrics at HolyMoly.
It’s true what they say (and don’t ask me who they are. How would I know? I’m an innocent blogger, not an investigative journalist, dammit Jim!).
And what do they say? They say this:
That it is a fact universally acknowledged that a Kung Fu master in action looks uncommonly like he’s trying to pass a truly recalcitrant turd.
Check it out:
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Beaver shots are, indeed, one of our evergreen subjects around these parts, although if yours is green I’d recommend that Monistat stuff or maybe some nutritious, low-cal cranberry and yogurt smoothies.
Ahem.
And so it is that, once again, we are posting about beaver. Well, everybody loves beaver, right? Why, it’s the national animal of Canada! But specifically today, we are posting about The Beaver.
The. Beaver.
The forbidden beaver!
For as our trusty allies at Defamer report, The Beaver is possibly the hottest, best, most popular thing in Hollywood right now, but even so, The Beaver can’t get a contract.
Sigh. How many times have we heard it, my friends? How many more times must we hear this sad tale of neglected beavitude?
From The Black List, a list of greatest unproduced screenplays:
1. THE BEAVER, Kyle Killen
Walter Black, a depressed toy manufacturer, loses his family and his business. But then Walter tries on a hand puppet — a chatty British rodent called ”The Beaver” — and his personality is transformed. It’s all good at first, but things turn ugly when the puppet won’t let go.
That, too, is a tale oft told. But ask any girl: Walter totally has it coming. You can’t pick up a discarded beaver, talk to it nice, fist it, and then expect to just walk away.
Could this be him? A classic English smoothie of “a certain age” who’s more popular than ever thanks to the kind of spontaneous orgasm of fandom the world hasn’t seen since Beatlemania, he certainly looks the part on paper. As for whether he does the same in photos, well you can judge for yourself: Continue reading
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