Category Archives: Movies

quiz: which movie murderer are you?

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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw
95%
Hannibal Lecter
90%
Freddy Krueger
60%
Buffalo Bill
60%
Candyman
55%
Michael Myers
55%
Captain Spaulding
50%
Pinhead
45%
Leatherface
45%
Jason Voorhees
35%

Which Horror Killer are You?
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Note that this isn’t a quiz for “Which Movie-Killer Are You?” You can tell the difference because the results for that one include “Warren Beatty” “Gretchen Mol” etc.

and Jake Gyllenhaal is telling you…

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tia.jpgSo it appears, it doth, that I didn’t make the shortlist for the coveted Bloggies. And I didn’t make the shortlist for the Weblog Awards, either. But will that stop me from pimping my blog out for the Koufax Awards, the Engtech Contest, and any other ego rocketfuel I can find? Hell to the no!

Let’s sit back and let the great dramatic actor Jake Gyllenhaal explain it to you.

the becoming

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Is the end the beginning? What happens after that?

Nine Inch Nails, of course. Lyrics after the jump. Continue reading →

quiz: which 19th Century horror character are you?

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Nope, I woulda lost a bet. I’m actually Markheim, but nobody’s read that story!

You scored as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. You are the unfortunate changling from Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novel, the victim of volatile emotions that violate your reputedly noble character. Through scientific experimentation, you have divided your social and primal selves into two separate physical entities, which grapple perpetually for control of your existence. Because of this tension, your life is a maelstrom of inescapable, private turmoil.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
 
71%
The Invisible Man
 
63%
The Headless Horseman
 
59%
Count Dracula
 
58%
Frankenstein’s Monster
 
58%
Dorian Gray
 
46%

What’s Your 19th Century Horror Character?
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start your week off right: with insanity

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Have some of mine:

if that doesn’t meet your “madness baseline”, try this:
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.

Still up for more? Here. That aught to do it.
Don’t say I ain’t never done nuthin’ for ya.