snakes on a plane: the auditions

From DCLugi, and also Christopher Walken, Robert DeNiro, Jack Nicholson, Joe Pesce, and a special guest some of you might recognize…

quiz: what classic movie are you?

 Ya know, I should probably pretend this was a surprise…but no.

Stolen from Metro, who stole it from Nag on the Lake.


What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

pic o’ the day: Giant Jellyfish invasion

ickypoo. And you wonder why I don't go in the ocean!

I wasn’t kidding when I said that Japan is being surrounded by hostile Giant Jellyfish. Check out this pic, from Pink Tentacle‘s coverage of the invasion; suddenly it makes more sense that the Japanese would strike back, powdering the slimy buggers. Of course, it still wouldn’t occur to a sane person (nor to a person who’d seen Attack of the Mushroom People) to make that powder into cookies and put it in her mouth, but there you go; we are talking about the Japanese, after all. They may be more plausible than the Romanians, but they’re just as wingnutty under those navy suits.

It’s beginning to look a lot like…a vibrator!

First Tesco puts pole dancing equipment in the toy aisle, and now Dora the Explorer‘s new, limited edition Aquapet (TM) is encouraging your kiddies (ages five and up!) to explore themselves in exciting, new ways!

Sigh…they grow up so fast, don’t they?

Dora, dora, dora.

stay gold, Brian Atene, stay gold

Or at least gold-plated.

Here’s the real Brian Atene. He’s alive. He’s not fat. He’s still Over-the-Top and if you liked his cheesy bits here’s more of them. Atene Beat fans are logging onto christopherreeve.org and scooping-up those groovey Superman dogtags. Show support. Go forward! Get tagged and enjoy the unlikely life and madness of Brian Atene.

From the ashes of a now-legendary audition tape flameout rises the real 43-year-old Brian Atene, as overacty as ever and more than willing to make a fool of himself on YouTube if it coaxes the public into following his nerdy Master Plan and making the world a better place by buying dog tags from ChristopherReeve.org.

also stolen from Defamer. What can I say, Gawker sux since they hired the twin Hermiones!