Yes, we can fly
Yes, we can fly. And score from there.
Want to know what Americans can do? See the gossip links over the jump.
Canadians: is there anything they CAN’T do?
Category Archives: music
a Mother’s Day Serenade
I THINK this comes from Korea, but what the hell do I know? Except ain’t no way North American kids would sit still long enough to learn this unless it was a kind of video game.
Doesn’t that bring a tear to your eye? Now that you can’t see, it’s time to turn to today’s Mother’s Day themed Celebrity gossip links:
I for one do NOT welcome our same old Robotic Overlords
Jack Layton is the Redshirt
Once Jack Layton figured out the fundamental problem with his campaign wardrobe, it didn’t take him long to move into Stornoway. Clothing doesn’t make the man, but it DOES make the vote margin, it would seem.
Speaking of superficiality, click over the jump for today’s politically-themed celebrity links. Don’t worry, politics is just showbiz for ugly people, right?
English Bay Unicorn Chaser
English Bay Clouds by SmuttySteff
via SmuttySteff on Instagram
That’s the view of English Bay from the beach. Yes, I live here. You may envy me now.
Now, let’s get some Godzillacorn rainbows up in here:
I believe in Godzillacorn!!! and Rainbows!!!
And if that’s not enough for you, here is my YouTube homeboy Nick Pitera singing a medley of Disney songs. Yeah, yeah, I know he’s got a job doing animation at Pixar and all, but the fact is he should be starring in Pixar movies, not just drawing them. Click, listen, and just TRY to deny it.
If that’s still not enough, click over the jump for today’s roundup of celebrities on whom you can look down. Schadenfreudey!
Does anyone have a decoder ring handy?
Notes from Buenos Aires from our old blog buddy John Cusack
John Cusack, you’re a nut. I love you. Never change. But in future, could you provide Cusack to English translations of your notes? Thanks, signed, a grateful planet.
Besides. everyone knows pigs can fly, but they need to be in a proper kennel and stored under the seat in front of you. Duh.
Now that we’ve got that cleared up, here are the celebrity gossip links for today.
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