Just what it sounds like. My quest to conquer the global media and take over the world. Maybe I can get my library fines cancelled…what can I say? It’s a last-ditch effort.
So it appears, it doth, that I didn’t make the shortlist for the coveted Bloggies. And I didn’t make the shortlist for the Weblog Awards, either. But will that stop me from pimping my blog out for the Koufax Awards, the Engtech Contest, and any other ego rocketfuel I can find? Hell to the no!
Let’s sit back and let the great dramatic actor Jake Gyllenhaal explain it to you.
Stole this from Curtis at Can’t See the Forest. Someone alert Gawker: How did my biography get on the web already? Must be a leak somewhere; when in doubt, blame Judith Regan.
Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!
del.icio.us: A writer’s life for me!
blinklist: A writer’s life for me!
Digg it: A writer’s life for me!
ma.gnolia: A writer’s life for me!
Stumble it: A writer’s life for me!
simpy: A writer’s life for me!
newsvine: A writer’s life for me!
reddit: A writer’s life for me!
fark: A writer’s life for me!
Technorati me!
Ah, the answer I was expecting. All things in time, mortals; all things in time.
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You scored as Ruler of the World. Well, it’s almost as good as mine. Congratulations, and I hope you manage to assassinate everyone else who got this result.
If you were actually important, who would you be? |
or at least a meme. Try this if you dare! Ærchie rushed in where tenured profs fear to type, and here’s a sample:
The quality of WordPress is not strain’d,
It droppeth little hints as the gentle rain
From DrMike upon the wordpress forum: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that writes and him that reads:
‘Tis mightiest in the blogosphere: it becomes
The throned monarch much better than all competition;
His stats show the force of technorati power,
The attributes of Andy’s widgets surpass all,
Wherein askimet doth ease the fear of spam…
Read the rest of this moving masterwork before Kenneth Branagh buys up the rights.
Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!
del.icio.us: Shakespeare is a virus
blinklist: Shakespeare is a virus
Digg it: Shakespeare is a virus
ma.gnolia: Shakespeare is a virus
Stumble it: Shakespeare is a virus
simpy: Shakespeare is a virus
newsvine: Shakespeare is a virus
reddit: Shakespeare is a virus
fark: Shakespeare is a virus
Technorati me!
To blog, or not to blog: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the blogosphere to suffer
The flames and scrapings of outrageous trolls,
Or to take arms against a web of aggro
And by contacting their ISPs, end it? To ban: to delete;
No more; and by deletion to say we end
The meme-pests and the thousand spam comments
That blogs are heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To ban: to delete;
To delete: perchance to start a forum: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that Technorati void what YouTubes may rest unblogged
When we have shuffled off this blogging platform,
Must give us pause: there’s the dynamic ranking
That makes calamity of a dead URL;
For who would bear the Monty Python quotes and casino links of trolls,
The support staff’s delay, the corporate parent’s avarice,
The pangs of despised fandom, the copyright infringement enforcement,
The insolence of office workers and the spurns
That regular updating of the dilettantish LiveJournallers takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a critical keystroke? who would Farkers bear,
To grunt and sweat under flourescent lights,
But that the dread of missing a new meme,
The undiscover’d bit bucket from whose bourn
No blogmeister returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those glitches we have
Than fly to platforms that we know not of?
Thus WordPress does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of e-cool-hunting
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of doubt,
And blogs of great pith and merriment
With this regard their RSS feeds turn awry,
And lose the name of action.–Soft you now!
The fair Bloggie Awards! Nymph, in thy nominations
Be all my Top Posts remember’d.
Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!
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