Experiencing technical difficulties

I assure you, you don't hate it more than I do. I wouldn't want to be Mister WordPress right now.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

The Nightmare Returns!!!

 THE STAT COUNTER IS DOWN!!!!!!!

 Evil Clone Scientist

I could not be said to be taking this well.

For those art aficionados among us

Sculpture is a paradoxical medium. Often provoking (It looks like Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, but it isn’t really Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, wow, that’s confusing, y’all. Art is hard!) yet equally often irresistably attracting, it confounds as it engages. We adore, yet we recognize the falsehood inherent in the artist’s physical manifestation of an actual, yet independent subject; do we worship, or abhor?

Sometimes both. Two-part post. Sometimes the difference between appreciation and loathing just comes down to a point of view.

 Britney giving Birth

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Media Madness!!!!!

TIAWhat's next? First I'm quoted in the Daily Mirror (the MIRROR, ffs y'all; I don't even live in the UK!) so far out of context my snippet needs its own passport.*

Tina Fucking BrownNow, Tina Brown, Tina Fucking Brown, files a report about witnessing first-hand the lesbian crack orgies of a strung-out former gospel singer. Tina also spends a great deal of time running around the house picking up the skanktastic used sex toys of the so-called "power dyke." I guess when you got OCD you got OCD, eh? Word to the wise: Wellbutrin.

Paying Tina Brown a reported $200,000 was well worth every penny!

Tina Brown says that it's common knowledge…that Whitney has affairs with women.

[The strung-out former gospel star's] appetite to pleasure her pussy is so powerful that she has a massive collection of sex toys…

"They are all around the damn house," says Tina. "I'm constantly having to get them up. I don't want the kids to find them."

No indeed! What would happen to little George Frederick's future and peace of mind, should he stumble upon a lube-encrusted, vrroooooooming Purple Pussy Popper?

Si, where are you when she needs you? O, how the mighty have fallen. I bet she's sorry she ever left Vanity Fair.

Startups are not for kids

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Cue the Springsteen!

Has the blogosphere peaked? This fellow thinks it has, at Tech Bloggerleast as far as the tech blogosphere goes. Admittedly, because blogging has been seen as something of a technical thing to do (and if it were, why would I do it? I ask yez) the tech blogosphere is a couple of years, call it two to four years, ahead of the rest of the blogosphere. Business is not far behind, because if they think there's money in it, they're on it like stink on shit. Politics? Well, they're way behind money, but they're next. And the blogs are better. It's just too bad not many politicians are blogging, because the self-destruct potential there is just mouth-watering, ain't it? After that comes self-cutting Angelina Jolie fans and sexually deprived middle-aged women: this section is called social blogging, and it's far larger and more powerful than politics and business. Then comes the traditional media; the Guardian is the best, and even that, I'm sorry, sucks donkeys. I know you want to break the stories in the regular part of the paper, but blogs are all about immediacy. There's no point blogging on Thursday about something that happened on Monday. Commentary blogs? Well, who wants to listen to pompous old windbags like Blumenthal unless you can spout off at him when he deserves it, which is always just for being such a pompous windbag. All Canadian papers appear to be ahead of all American papers, but behind all UK papers except the News of the World and the Sun; they can't blog, because they type with their prehensile toes and can't keep up or use long words.

Right. It's a link post. It's a post about a link.

Let's face it, you need to be a certain type of person to blog. You need to be something of a workaholic because good blogging takes time and anyone who's any good should have a pretty full plate anyhow; you need to be able to string a few sentences together; you need to have a raging ego and you need to have a head for ideas. If you're one of those people, you've almost certainly already started to blog.