Need a little brain cleanser after the post from yesterday? Here’s your rat-themed unicorn chaser for the day.
rat unicorn chaser makes it all better
If you click on that image, it takes you to the source website, which is ever so slightly hallucinogenic. Seriously, at first I thought I was seeing things courtesy of the cold meds I’m on, but no, it’s actually the website. As for why we’re on a rodent-themed rant lately, I’ve no idea unless it’s something to do with the cold meds.
Yes. Yes, it is. Have you heard the tale of the fugitive Bronx Zoo cobra? It just got a whole lot more interesting.
Bronx Zoo cobra, you are the perfect hero for our times. Crawl strong, crawl free!
It's a dog's life.
The Rules of the Universe dictate that for every kitteh post we post a puppeh post. Oh, and if reading the harsh truths about the conversion of excess pettitude into electricity so you can watch Two and a Half Men in comfort shocks you, there’s also this:
Om nom nom Pom
Flower Hat Mouse makes it all better
If that doesn’t cure the situation in Japan, nothing will.
Oh.
I don’t know about you, but I could use one of these right now:
Bunny Bumpercars Unicorn Chaser. There, all better!
I cannot stop watching his little hat bounce. It’s always the little guys in hats who can’t drive, isn’t that what Bill Cosby says?
And here: a happy baby goat dancing with its human.
As if that were not enough to distract you from the near-universal meltdown/shakeup/shoot-em-up/wall of liquid death that’s going around lately, we have your daily dose of gossip links after the jump.
The fuck is this? The fuck was that?
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