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Quick Filler Quiz: what movie is your lovelife like

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Yes, filler while I’m stoned on cold meds and can’t blog: note to self: do NOT describe self as “stoned” even on cold meds, when talking to cops. It tends to alarm them unnecessarily.

Frankly, given the state of affairs at Operation Global Media Domination HQ lately, I’m surprised I didn’t come up with Andy Warhol‘s eight hour film of the Empire State Building, during which nothing whatsoever happens. But you know we’re all about the faith in meaningless internet quizzes around here, so what the hell.


Your Love Life is Like Annie Hall


“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.”

You believe that love (if you even believe in love!) is a very complicated thing.

Maybe love is pain. Or maybe it’s all a big therapy session. You’re still figuring it out.

Your love style: Brainy and a bit neurotic

Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Realistic and reflective

Quiz: What diner food are you?

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countertop at the Ovaltine by Squeaky Marmot

Since I eat in diners on a regular basis, have actual credit at the Ovaltine, really should have a tag for the O for all my posts about it, and have done a diner tour of the PCH from Vancouver to San Francisco, this quiz has me written all over it. Especially in the following (perfectly accurate) result:


You Are Grilled Cheese


You are easygoing and easy to please. You don’t like change, and people can count on you to be consistent.

You don’t need or ask for much. If you have the basics satisfied, you’re happy.

You are a loyal and true friend. Your friends know to only expect the best from you.

You are a very “what you see is what you get” person and well liked for it. You are simply a delight.
And then we have the following. Also perfectly accurate, and the bizarre juxtaposition of which reminds me of the time we nearly had a tasting of Black Cloud Pinot Noir at the Ovaltine.

Brad Cooper, winemaker of Black Cloud Wines by April Smith of AHA Media

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!!!


You Are Wine


You may be guilty of being a snob, but at least you’re always drinking good stuff.

You can appreciate a good wine, especially when it’s expertly paired with food.

And while you have a strong preference for wine, you can appreciate any fine beverage.

You’ve even been known to drink beer on occasion, if it’s the right microbrew.

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Quiz: are you Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn?

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Velma Dinkley
Image via Wikipedia

I’m pretty sure I only got this result because “Velma from Scooby Doo” was not an option.


You Are More Like Marilyn Monroe


You are fun, flirty, and outrageous. You are the true definition of sexy.

Some people may find you to be intimidating, but you are truly sweet and kind.

You tend to draw people in with your attractiveness. You are a sultry and irresistible flirt.

You are glamourous and dramatic. Being gorgeous is important to you, and you go all out to look your best.
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Quiz: How Long Would it Take You to Become Infected from a Zombie Bite?

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The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

This is after having been bitten. But of course I would not be. Because I know you stay OUT of the mall and head INTO the swimming pool, duh. Zombies hate water more than Persian cats do. Everybody knows that, but I’ll be the only one to remember it come Zombiepocalypse, you wait and see.

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Quiz: which cheese are you?

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This just may be the single LEAST accurate internet quiz of all time, and that includes the “underwear oracle.” I mean, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what’s up with this????


You Are Mozzarella


You are mild mannered and pleasant. You are extremely easy going.

You are also quite lovable and tender. You wear your heart on your sleeve.

You never try to complicate matters or bring drama. You just go with the flow.

You are very delicate and sensitive. It’s easy for you to be overpowered by stronger forces.

The FUCK??? I guess “Big” was taken?