Ah, it’s a slog
Well, the vacation is officially over. My main accomplishments are: a truly epic sunburn, regaining five of the pounds I’d lost, and learning how to use the Flickr app on my phone. That’s extraordinarily productive for a vacation. Heck, I even wrote two dozen blog posts! Now for my next dazzling accomplishment, I shall try to get paid for same. Stay tuned for breaking updates from my bank account!
Y’all get that?
Now that I’m back, I’m forming an army to wreak vengeance. If you’re down with the vengeance-wreakage and look good carrying a head on a pike, please apply within.
me and the fairies, man. me and the fairies.
And we will be back to our irregular posting schedule just as soon as I rid us of this heinous white space and bring back our beloved tentacles.
My jimmies, they remain serene.
You know what those The Secret addicts say about laying your thoughts upon the universe and waiting for the universe to make them come true? Well, here goes!
Lulzsec carafe and wineglasses
Only forty bucks, people! Go on, what are you waiting for? It’s on Etsy! Just forty bucks! Support an artisan, a blogger, and a revolution all at once!
I did get a horoscope of sorts today for free from a friend on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/WhalezEye/status/354490616178155521
And now, to finish it up with a particularly kickass music video from – who else? Anonymous! They run the best ops, they make the best songs, they write the best books!
Well, on Wednesday anyway.
In lieu of throwing my own party, for which I’d have to pay and after which I’d have to clean up, I’m just going to hang out at Gin & Sin at Killjoy in Yaletown and wait for people to buy me drinks. This could get fraught, as I invited about 50 people, the drinks are cheap (well, the specials are cheap) and this is a video demonstrating about how well I socialize in large groups at a swank bar.
Should you decide not to attend, but wish to contribute presents, well, the LAST thing I would want to do is crush your dreams. Of course you may. Here are some suggestions:
Lambo: Because the bus is just getting old, okay?
Or perhaps this:
Limey Thuggie and HEY, it’s on sale!
Or there’s always:
Or this:
but Julian, THE CAKE IS A LIE!
