Category Archives: Sex

sexytime with Mahatma Gandhi, pole dancer

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Looks like YouTube got their caca together and fixed itself right on time; if it had been otherwise, I could never have brought you the following unique treasure, this retsina for your retinas, this Everclear for your eyeballs, this sulphuric acid for your synapses.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the great Mahatma Gandhi, one of the 20th Century’s most inspiring and important figures, stripping and making sweet, sweet love to the pole, for your sick pleasure.

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quiz: which classic screen goddess are you?

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Boy, it’s hella hard to find filler posts when YouTube is down! But here’s a good one. Funny, though: last time I was Mae West with Audrey Hepburn rising…now it’s the other way around. Have I suddently become less fucking vulgar or something?

You scored as Audrey Hepburn. Pure class and sophistication you can do anything with style. You have an intellegence and integrity that will get you anywhere. You can adapt your personality to your surroundings. Everyone looks to you for your style. Like Audrey, make sure you appreciate when the time comes to step out of the spotlight.comment and rate this quiz… thankyou!

Audrey Hepburn
 
80%
Mae West
 
75%
Rita Hayworth
 
75%
Vivien Leigh
 
55%
Judy Garland
 
50%
Marilyn Monroe
 
40%

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beaver shot: brand new beaver!

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This one is from the East. Does that make it exotic?

Huh, what do you mean that’s not what you were expecting? We went through this last time.

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an introduction to crazy Japanese horror movies

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So, how strange is this film? Here’s a pull quote from the review:

“Life’s not all about singing and being peed on by strange monsters”

Stole this from Japanprobe, of course; it originally comes from The Hopeless Romantic and His Adventures in Japan, a longwinded or at least longtitled blog if ever there was one. Said H.Roma is all excited because not only has he done the following, and perfect, review of the travesty which is A Journey to the Drifting Classroom schlockfest, but he’s also scored an interview with one of the child actors who made such an unforgettable impression in those tightly choreographed routines and superfly Eighties duds. Alas, not the one who tries to fuck his own mom. Not the one with the leopard-print bomber jacket who gets the nobody puts Baby in the corner moment. It’s the black kid with the racist piggy bank! How exciting is that?!?!?!?!

Now pay close attention, children; there will be a test next period.

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Damn Beaver Dam Beaver Snatcher Snatched

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Beaver alert! Don't let him get too close!

Lodged at the jail till further notice. From the Fond du Lac Reporter, via Fark.

A 27-year-old Beaver Dam man charged with groping two Beaver Dam police officers has been bound over for trial.

Benjamin L. Greenleaf faces three counts of felony bail-jumping, three misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree sexual assault and three counts of disorderly conduct stemming from two incidents during a party on Dec. 8 at a Beaver Dam residence.

It’s a little-known fact that “Fond du Lac” actually translates as “Lake of Fondlers,” a reference to the original Ojibway name for the area, “Ophissurgr Oper,” meaning “place where I totally felt up the Great Beaver.”