Category Archives: Singles

sexytime with Mahatma Gandhi, pole dancer

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Looks like YouTube got their caca together and fixed itself right on time; if it had been otherwise, I could never have brought you the following unique treasure, this retsina for your retinas, this Everclear for your eyeballs, this sulphuric acid for your synapses.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the great Mahatma Gandhi, one of the 20th Century’s most inspiring and important figures, stripping and making sweet, sweet love to the pole, for your sick pleasure.

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pic o’ the day: the Communist Party!

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those Communists really know how to party!

Another brilliant Threadless tee, stolen from Happy Atom.

Way funnier than those prim damn Republicans, eh?

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quiz: which classic screen goddess are you?

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Boy, it’s hella hard to find filler posts when YouTube is down! But here’s a good one. Funny, though: last time I was Mae West with Audrey Hepburn rising…now it’s the other way around. Have I suddently become less fucking vulgar or something?

You scored as Audrey Hepburn. Pure class and sophistication you can do anything with style. You have an intellegence and integrity that will get you anywhere. You can adapt your personality to your surroundings. Everyone looks to you for your style. Like Audrey, make sure you appreciate when the time comes to step out of the spotlight.comment and rate this quiz… thankyou!

Audrey Hepburn
 
80%
Mae West
 
75%
Rita Hayworth
 
75%
Vivien Leigh
 
55%
Judy Garland
 
50%
Marilyn Monroe
 
40%

Which Classic Screen Goddess are you? (pics)
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best presents in history: dick in a box and box in a box

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Justin Timberlake, something tells me you just might get lucky…and this time, with a girl who can sing, too! Here are the best-matched Christmas presents since O. Henry‘s great short story, Gift of the Magi.

This is a video response to Timberlake’s SNL video Dick in a Box, which you can see in its uncensored glory here. “Backstage at the CMA’s,” I mean, WTF???

And now, Box in a Box:

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Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles!

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The great Father Guido Sarducci was probably responsible for turning more coke-addled, Mineshaft-going athiests into alcoholic, community-center-haunting Catholics than any other figure of the late Twentieth Century. Here, in a special appearance at the Vatican, he performs a medly of Beatles tunes to a typically adoring crowd.

Father Guido Sarducci has spent the past thirty years living and working in the United States as gossip columnist and rock critic for the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano. Recently, he was also appointed Assistant Managing Editor for the Vatican Inquirer.
American audiences first became familiar with Father Sarducci during the golden years of “Saturday Night Live,” when he appeared regularly as a commentator on “Weekend Update.” He has also been a frequent and welcome guest on “The Tonight Show” and “David Letterman.”

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