Via Japanprobe, video proof from the Chinese Marathon that China can't pour water out of a boot if the instructions are printed on the bottom.
Good luck with instituting their "no spitting" "no smoking" and "no critical thinking" initiatives in time for the Olympics.
although why bother? Here is a clip from the infamous series on This Hour has 22 Minutes, by Rick Mercer who is also in our blogroll but really needs to hire me to feed and walk his blog while he’s away.
What’s really funny is that the person who posted it on YouTube doesn’t know any more than the rest of these clueless and corn-fed specimens of Amerawkana.
DID YOU KNOW that the capital of Canada recently relocated from Ottawa to Toronto? Former Vice-President Al Gore did!
In fairness to Gore, he knows better and probably did the quick “I don’t have time to correct this dude” math in his head before coming out with the stock answer.
From Reuters, via Boingboing. And reminiscent of the Kiwa Hirsuta of earlier this year. Wonder how long it'll be before this woman has designed a nice crochet pattern for the little blind Israeli scorpion?
In a real-life version of The Transition of Juan Romero, miners in Israel have blasted open a cave which had been sealed for millions of years, exposing a unique ecosystem entirely isolated from the rest of the world. Scientists made, of course, hasty efforts to seal off the area, citing the need to study further, but those two whom the name Huitzilopotchli is familiar need no flimsy pretenses to give the area wide berth.
JERUSALEM (Reuters) – Israeli scientists said on Wednesday they had discovered a prehistoric ecosystem dating back millions of years.
The discovery was made in a cave near the central Israeli city of Ramle during rock drilling at a quarry. Scientists were called in and soon found eight previously unknown species of crustaceans and invertebrates similar to scorpions.
"Until now eight species of animals were found in the cave, all of them unknown to science," said Dr Hanan Dimantman, a biologist at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.
He said the cave's ecosystem probably dates back around five million years when the Mediterranean Sea covered parts of Israel.
The cave was completely sealed off from the world, including from water and nutrients seeping through rock crevices above. Scientists who discovered the cave believe it has been intact for millions of years.
"Every species we examined had no eyes which means they lost their sight due to evolution," said Dimantman.
Samples of the animals discovered in the cave were sent for DNA tests which found they were unique, he said. The cave has been closed off as scientists conduct a more detailed survey.
"This is a cave of fantastic biodiversity," Dimantman said.
Next to this one.
From Gawker. Not-to-be-missed account of Long Island 
City's seediest strip club.
At that point I had tipped all (six) of the dancers at least $3 each. The Brazilian she-male had been particularly pushy. Finally, Marek returned. "We leave now," he said. "Goodbye!" And then he leaned in and kissed me on the spot on the cheek that one offers when one's suitor is clearly aiming for one's lips. The Northrup Strip to his Space Shuttle Columbia mouth, if you will. Then he and his thugs departed.
J and Lentz were horrified. "You let him kiss you!"
"He offered me several glasses of champipple," I replied feebly. "Moreover, I kept him and his henchmen from strangling all of us. Consider it the ultimate sacrifice."
Is there nothing this woman won't do for friends?
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