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The Nightmare Returns!!!

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 THE STAT COUNTER IS DOWN!!!!!!!

 Evil Clone Scientist

I could not be said to be taking this well.

Welcome to the Blogroll: Small Town Misfit

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Small town crimes are the most creative. Face it, there's not much to do in a really small town but incest, folk dancing, and creativity, eh?

Kiss the Crook

Keep Your Day Job

Posted on April 5th, 2006

Erie County, NY
A male was reportedly yelling and screaming in his Randolph Avenue driveway. Police reported he actually was trying to rap.

Found in Bee News

and sometimes you don’t WANT to know

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TIASearches that led people to my blog yesterday:

curling porn, "And with strange aeons death may die, " viggo mortensen porn, cocaine corner, wendy messner cbc, hooker story, red corvette middle age

Supah. So somewhere out there are several people with unslaked curling fetishes, some random Cthulhu cultists, and many, many sexually deprived, desperate middle-aged keyboard jockeys.

But…Wendy Messner????? Now THAT is kinky.

By Request

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Viggo's black girlfriend is Josie D'Arby from some pathetic reality show of a few years ago; it's off nowadays. Latest completely unsubstantiated poop is that he was gonna marry his gay partner in London, as of two weeks ago; he did not. If you're really dying to know, he likes bossy women who know what they want and go home with strangers they meet in bars, so it doesn't actually rule many people out.

Except me. Ew! Not telling how I know that. Smart money says he's good at it, too.

As for the person who was searching for the Saskatchewan Lobster Recipe substitution, I am afraid I'm as clueless as you. But now, somewhat intrigued…

Squid Pro Quo

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Amalgamating the goodness inherent in mindless Internet games, motivational seminars, and Squiddification, straight from the Squid.us blog we present:

Teamwork