THEY are arming! Chihuahua strike force assembling

Kurt Cobain welcomes the Herald of Death

Kurt Cobain welcomes the Herald of Death

Somebody get me Wikileaks…this story is too big to be contained.

We have consistently attempted to warn an oblivious world to the danger posed by those fanged and clawed trembly naked mole rats known as Chihuahuas, and has it listened?

The hell it has.

Well, folks, congratulations. It’s Too Late:

THEY have a cavalry.

and THEY have reinforcements.

You have been warned.

Situation Room Normal, All Fucked Up

Situation Room Normal All Fucked Up

Situation Room Normal All Fucked Up

Or: SrNAFU.

As you can see from the above, newly-discovered image, the White House press secretary’s office has been going into overdrive, frantically and retroactively photoshopping people into the iconic Situation Room image in which, this blog revealed yesterday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was invisible because she was a vampire. The female aide at the back of the room was also invisible, since of course she, too, belongs to the race of Amazonian Undead which has seized control of the State Department.

As for the Situation, it can only get better.

hat tip CamCavers

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Osama bin Laden vs Donald Trump

Osama Bin Laden has his paperwork in order

Osama Bin Laden has his paperwork in order

Once Birthered, twice shy. Barack Obama is taking NO CHANCES this time around, thankyouverymuch Donald Trump!

V for Vogueing

Work it, V!

Work it, V!

You know we are in the 21st Century when the anarchists win via photobombing.

My Weapon, Bahrain

This looks vaguely familiar

This looks vaguely familiar

What’s interesting to me about this image is not so much its historical precursors as the fact that the image, in depicting a human hand, crosses lines of religious law that women in full abayas generally do not cross. It’s transgressive in unexpected ways.

And I like it.

 

Hippie demonstrates flower power

Hippie demonstrates flower power

 

 

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