Guaranteed. Nothing gross here, just the beautiful and the sad. Never let it be said that Mylene Farmer doesn’t go all-out with her videos; California was the most expensive music video ever made. This one is called Si j’avais au moins… Sharp-eyed readers may spot the hypocrisy inherent in such an avid cosmetic surgery fan doing a video like this, but hey: PRETTY!
There, I THINK that video will play now. I hate YouTube.
I'd give him mine, if I had any.
“Moneygrabber,” a little ditty from Fitz and the Tantrums may just be the best “fuck off and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out” song ever recorded, as well as one of the snazziest-looking videos ever made. What wouldn’t you give to be as cool as any of the people in this band? I think The Sister had his hairstyle in about 1985.
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Willow Smith's new do: Let's see her try to whip THAT back and forth
She’s had another makeover, it appears. Here’s her new video for that Wonder’s One Hit, I Whip My Hair Back and Forth.
Oh, these kids today!
And now, as a sort of mindless mind’s eye bleach, here are your celebrity gossip links, today brought to you by CORN!
Britney Spears is corny (Lolebrity)
Just say YES to creamed corn and ketchup with this delicacy (Manolofood)
“Evergreen” is still the top kernel of corn (raincoaster)
Joan Collins’ liquor is a little more rarefied (ayyyy)
Gaga’s brains are totally frittata (AgentBedhead)
Chris CORNell (BusyBeeBlogger)
Duelling cornballs, nobody wins! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bagel-to-Perogy communications perfected (DippedInCream)
Kingston’s just a niblet off the ol’ cob (CelebritySmack)
What the Adele? Isn’t WalMart too cornepone? (CelebVIPLounge)
Elisabetta Corn-all-ass (CityRag)
Aw, shucks, Canada’s hottest export returns! (DailyStab)
Gaga’s husky voice comes from the Whiskey Yoga Diet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
I always forget which one is Korny (FitFabCeleb)
Bieber creamed! (SeriouslyOMG)
Daniel Radcliffe is all Aw Shucks (CeleBitchy)
She’s a niblet, and shrinking! (TheSkinny)
Nice stalks! (GossipTeen)
Is that a corncob in your pocket, Brad, or??? (HaveUHeard)
Simon Cowell is picking Canada’s best crop of niblets (INeedMyFix)
If Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan, does that make her a cannibal? (AmyGrindhouse)
Britney got her silks combed (PoorBritney)
Sui, Sui, pig, pig, pig (PopBytes)
Mariah’s ready to pop (EvilBeet)
Bubbles and Michael keep it in the family
Oh. My. Freaking. God. He was right all along.
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It is eminently clear from this shocking video that not only are we descended from apes, but that in some cases we’re regressing. As you can see, the youngest Lohan child is a chip off the ol’ block; it’s just that we’re unclear what it’s a chip OF.
For a little perspective, non?
But really, get your shit together, Argentina
Updated to add:
Maria's pottymouth got her kicked out of the convent
Marilyn says Mwah!, Baby!
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