what did you do today, raincoaster?

I did this:

Vancouver Police Museum Programmer Job Posting

R U Fucking Kidding Me: the Facebook Song (this is seriously, SERIOUSLY awesome)

Teena Marie Reflects

Paris Hilton caught, thrown back

And then I pre-posted for the next three days, and then I learned about email newsletter software code tracking.

And I was going to do a post based on this:

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because I had an uncle whose name was, in fact, Clifford Smith, and who was, in fact, a horse logger. That’s not a guy who cuts down horses to make logs out of them (there’d be hardly any money in that) it’s a guy who cuts down trees to make logs out of them and has his horses drag the logs to the sawmill. Uncle Clifford had about 400 acres and he farmed it for 50 years and it was pretty much solidly forested the whole time, and yet he earned a good living, thanks to the climate and geography and whims of the gods which had blessed his land with an abundance of trees which, when turned into logs, turned into more expensive logs than other trees: trees like Black Walnut.

He’d hitch up his horses (Suffolk Punch, I think; they were quite small for draft horses) when he got an order for a certain kind of wood, and he’d go out and cut down the tree and hitch the horses to it and pull it back and there you go, a month’s worth of groceries paid for.

But because I don’t have time, I’m not going to tell you about Uncle Clifford now.

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Sunday Night’s Alright for Fighting

What the hell, there’s nothing else to do.

If nothing else, you can see the value Twitter adds to the world of flamewarring: instead of hitting Refresh, Refresh, Refresh and waiting to see if your opponent has updated his blog/left another comment on yours, Twitter now enables people to make asses of themselves in realtime!

It all started…with this innocuous little post:

So far, so what? you’re probably thinking. Well, nothing. It’s just a link to some video of a fluffy white doggy trying to stay upright on a slidey plastic surface with four doggie shoes on.

And it ended like this:

And in between, now sadly deleted on MM’s part in the Slow Sunday Night on Twitter version of the missing 15 minutes from the Watergate Tapes, there was this:

@MortgageMark I wouldn’t either. That’s just cruel; saddle shoes are SO last year!

@raincoaster mellow out my friend

@MortgageMark I work for Shoeblogs LLC. I take these things seriously!

@raincoaster Listen, my son’s girlfriend bought them as a gift. We tried them on once. Don’t really care what blog you work for, suck it up

@MortgageMark “Suck it up?” Great people skillz, dude. I was JOKING. Chill thyself!

@raincoaster “dude” I guess my people skills aren’t that great. Just kidding, they’re fantastic ; )

and, after the above was deleted, this from me:

@MortgageMark If you trust your people skills, why don’t you apologize instead of just deleting those tweets?

Some things go without saying, you know what I’m sayin’?

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The Investment Banking Model, circa 2007

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How long ago it seems now. Lucy’s mom lost her retirement savings when she found out her mutual fund was evenly split between a Madoff feeder and AAA-rated mortgage securities with the whole thing insured by AIG.

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Amateur Beaver Video: wet and wild beaver shots!

Yes, here it is, just what you’re looking for. LITERALLY what you’re looking for, if you came via a search: amateur beaver video, shot outdoors, and soaking wet. Feast your eyes on this beauty:

Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya!

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So you think socialism is easy???

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In Soviet Canuckistan, train pulls YOU!

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