The latest key to the conspiracy…distributed in USB drives at the London show, March 7th.
Or so they say…
Hmmm, definitely not my favorite NIN song, but the worst thing is…oh god…is Trent actually wearing that badge of the clueless, the Hipster Hijab?
Sure, he’s still hot, but je suis ainsi mortifié!
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The third (?) in our series of demented chandeliers, and the second in our series of monumental gummi bear art, here is every diabetic’s worst nightmare: a chandelier made of gummi bears, by the artist YaYa Chou. Click here to see it in its full 45″X21″X21″ glory.
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Here, by way of UniqueDaily (for whose 286 clickthroughs to SuperOctopus we are very grateful indeed) is the super global masterlist of internet emoticons. From Midget Smileys to Mega Smileys, it’s got them all.
For those unfamiliar with the concept, emoticons are what geeks have instead of facial expressions, body language, or interpersonal skillz.
Some practical examples you can put to immediate use in your daily lives:
{:-) User wears a toupee.
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
:-[ User is a vampire.
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
-:-( Real punk rockers don’t smile.
(8-o It’s Mr. Bill!
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
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Because not all of us are morning people, GODDAMMIT!!!
Daylight.
Fucking.
Savings.
I want to find out who invented this, then I want to find out where he’s buried, then I want to go there and dig him up, and then I want to beat him to a fine puree using no instrument of greater delicacy than a frozen musk-ox foreleg. And if he’s not dead, I want to strangle and bury him first.
Signed,
Not A Fucking Morning Person, GODDAMMIT, all right, you motherfuckers!!!
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