Star Trek Nerdgasm: Kirk, Spock and Bones 2.0 cast?
28 Feb 2007 9 Comments
in Celebrity, Entertainment, Fans, Generation X, Humour, Movies, Science Fiction, Star Trek, humor
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, nerds and nerdettes, and geeks of … well, geeks are genderless:
we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have an announcement to make. We know who will play Kirk, Spock and McCoy in the new Star Trek XI film.

It’s. Matt. Damon. As. Captain. James. Tiberius. Kirk.

Naturally, Adrian Brody is the logical choice for Mr. Spock of Vulcan, a man with far too much innate dignity to allow himself to be referred to by a euphemism for a bathroom function.

“Dammit, Jim, I’m Gary Sinese, not a necrophiliac with a badge!”
Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch
28 Feb 2007 7 Comments
in Blogroll, Books, Celebrity, Censorship, Crime, Dating, Entertainment, Humour, Literary, Lush Life, Politics, Sex, Singles, Weird, Work, capitalism, humor, media, sad
As Jesus’ General points out, it looks like Judith has had to pursue alternative career paths since her historic and histrionic flameout over the OJ I Did So Do It But Rupert Says I’m Not Allowed to Tell You debacle. She and Heidi could tag-team as a novelty cougar act, come to think of it.
booze nooze yooze can use
28 Feb 2007 5 Comments
in Apple, Canada, Lush Life, Science, cooking, gender, how to
Why pay big bucks for your chick beer when you can now make your very own ciders and perry? A tenth of the cost of Smirnoff Ice, and far more pretention-worthy than anything out of a can or a plastic bottle, plus full of nutritious vitamins and minerals. Also, phytochemicals. That’s right; we’re here to help you get shitfaced responsibly. Your liver may not thank me but research (and my luck in singles bars) indicates your colon will.
The best way to thank me is to invite me over to sample a batch and send me home in a limo with a couple of cases.
From The Real Cider and Perry Page. Give it a go and let me know when you’ve got Growers, Merridale, and Strongbow on the run.
…The juice was collected in a 30 gallon plastic bin that was once used to carry Strawberries around. We added 5 LB’s of Raisons and let it ferment outside for 3 months. After 3 months we racked it off into 5 gallon barrels and started drinking it a few months later. Next time I’ll wash the hessian more thoroughly since the cider had a distinct hessianny taste! – this lead to some wag christening it as “Sacks’N'Socks Cider” (Anglo pun intended!). The cider also matures much better in the barrels than it did in bottles – it keeps so well it doesn’t seem worth the effort to bottle.
So all in all very successful – and sooooo easy compared with beermaking!
and here, for ease of use even when drunk, is the recipe index.
Cider Recipes
Perry Recipes
Yup: play along at home as Gillian busts her Perry Cherry.
take this job and…
28 Feb 2007 6 Comments
in Allegory, Art, Blogroll, Canada, Operation Orwell, Politics, Vancouver, Work, capitalism, philosophy, podcasts, sad
…give it to someone else.
Oh, fine. I obviously had some issues with the whole work-for-no-pay-yet-be-taxed-on-it thang. Next!

I’m funny that way. Maybe Guido has at last made a Capitalist of me?
Nah.
Here, listen to some rousing folk rock about the military-industrial complex, creeping fascism, and the IMF. I always find that cures it.
And by the way, there’s already a fat, ripe emergency for the new hiree to deal with and no, I didn’t cause it. So for that reason alone I’m glad I didn’t get the job.
Also, oh god how I love that painting. “Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst’s Office” by Remedios Varo.
Harry Potter and the treasure trail of statutory doom
28 Feb 2007 132 Comments
in Books, Celebrity, Daniel Radcliffe, Dating, Entertainment, Fans, Fantasy, Harry Potter, Literary, Movies, Porn, Sex
Yes, it’s Daniel Radcliffe, nekkid as a jaybird.
Now we know why Sirius had to die. In isolated parts of Nunavut, they could simply have gotten married…
Thanks to the intrepid and ever-vigilant Perez, we now know that the “and two veg” vastly outshines the “meat”, meaning wee Mr. Radcliffe is not only low in calories, but he’s a good source of cancer-fighting phytochemicals. Serve lomi-lomi-style.
Thank me later. Like, when he’s legal.
For more nekkid Radcliffe, check the ol’ raincoaster blog for the play’s poster; for his Match.com profile, and to watch him put the moves on Diana Rigg (also, apparently this photo here is fake, so don’t even think of saving it to your hard drive, posting it in your blog, setting it as your wallpaper, or printing it out poster-sized for hanging in multiples all around your bathroom or boudoir. Don’t even think about it)
rocketman, and no, not the William Shatner version
28 Feb 2007 3 Comments
in Blogging, Blogroll, Celebrity, Generation X, Physics, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Travel, Videos, Weird, YouTube, technology
The Yves Rossy version. Yes, it’s the Icarus of Switzerland on video!
Stole this from Dale, who stole it from Defence Tech, which is the kind of trash he reads at the hairdresser’s, just to give you an idea what his life is like. You’d think the boy would learn from me and raise his standards, but noooooooooo.
I’m tired of putting videos over the jump. Nobody EVER watches them that way. Dialup users, you’ve annoyed me one too many times; payback’s a bitch!
and here’s some text from his site explaining exactly what’s going on, as if you couldn’t tell by the above video of a small man with a jet-propelled, winged strap-on jumping out of an airplane.
…the aerodynamic wings were improved and their span was increased to 3 meters. As of 2004 and because there was a loss of rigidity due to the inflatable side of the wings, Yves had to stop his collaboration with “Prospective Concepts” and work only with “ACT Composites” who then created foldable carbon wings, able to be used from a Pilatus Porter plane.
Finally, at 7:30pm on June 24th, 2004 and after the 3rd trial of the day (6th motorized trial), Yves finally dropped out of the Pilatus at an altitude of 4000m over the Yverdon airfield. Before pulling on the little lever that controls the opening of his wings, Yves lets himself glide for a couple seconds and at the altitude of 2500m, he starts the ignition of the engines and waits 30 seconds for them to stabilize. Once they are steady, he can finally speed up the engines and suddenly the dream comes true… He manages a horizontal flight at 1600m from the ground for more than 4 minutes, at a speed of 100 knots, in formation with the Pilatus!
which constellation are you?
27 Feb 2007 7 Comments
in Allegory, Entertainment, Fantasy, Quizzes and tests, Science, Supernatural, Weird, Wildlife, animals
Constellations : Which one are you?

Cygnus, the swan. You’re the elegance and grace of the constellations. Whatever flaws you may have are hidden completely by your impeccable manners and overall grace. Your power is elegance. Your animal is (obviously) the swan.
Take this quiz!

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Fuckin’ right my power is elegance! Goddam straight, yo. Booyah!















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