Harold Bloom, literary lion, loses his shit on Potter fans…again
21 Jul 2007 124 Comments
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Some of those New York intellectual types can be rather tightly wound. Here, the OriginalUnoriginal reports as eminence grise Harold Bloom, the king of litcrit heavyweights, Sterling Professor for the Humanities at Yale University, and Berg Professor of English and American Literature at New York University, goes apeshit on some hapless Pottermaniacs.
“It’s crap! It’s fucking crap! It’s double fucking crap!” He ranted at the assembly of overtly nerdy adults and blank-faced children – many wearing faux dark-rimmed glasses and wizard hats – who seemed more perplexed by Bloom’s sub-references than intimidated by his harangue.
“What’s a Northrop Frye?” one school-aged boy with an “I Heart Hogwarts” t-shirt asked his mother.
“I don’t know,” she responded. “Maybe some kind of breakfast special?”
He was taken away in an ambulance, attended closely by officers of the NYPD, but was expected to make a full recovery after a course of treatment at St. Mungo’s Hospital.
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Jul 21, 2007 @ 12:28:23
Critics are failed authors who are jealous of successful authors. Harold looks like a failed human!
Jul 21, 2007 @ 13:22:20
Looks like you’d need a plane, train and an automobile just to get on his good side.
~m
Jul 21, 2007 @ 15:45:49
So that’s what happened to Voldemort.
Jul 21, 2007 @ 16:31:49
This is very worrying
Is this the fate that awaits those who do not cease eating cheese in time ..
…. Is this Tromed Lov ……
Fragen …. und noch mehr Fragen
Jul 21, 2007 @ 17:52:09
He has the body shape of those bulky gold aliens from The Fifth Element.
Jul 21, 2007 @ 17:53:36
Jealous!
Jul 21, 2007 @ 19:02:56
Oh for F—’s sake, it’s a childrens book that people like, get over it fat git.
Why are most ‘intellectuals’ fat gits?
Define ‘intellectual’ please – pompous gits who do nothing but actually get paid for complaining ALL THE TIME.
We could do that, I’d need a few donuts though.
Fifth Elelment – hilarious!
Jul 21, 2007 @ 21:04:06
Not only that, but if you read his original attack you’ll see that he considers the New York Times to be lower than Fox News, and he does not know the difference between Tolkien and CS Lewis.
Jul 21, 2007 @ 21:38:45
I tried to photoshop a sorting hat onto him, but Microsoft Paint is too stupid.
Jul 22, 2007 @ 00:32:37
Absolutely hilarious … thank you, thank you, thank you ~ one and all. :D
Jul 22, 2007 @ 00:45:53
I hope someone will do a YouTube reenactment. But where will they get the tubby alien for the lead? John Candy is dead.
Jul 22, 2007 @ 09:32:54
Don’t know the difference between his Tolkien and his CS Lewis … that’s ridiculous. Tolkien had dirty hobbits while Lewis had a lying bitch in a wardrobe.
Jul 22, 2007 @ 09:49:41
Sorry, typo there. ‘Wardrobe’ should, of course, read ‘whore’s robe’.
Jul 22, 2007 @ 09:55:23
Now, now, Jadis was promiscuous and incestuous, but there’s no evidence she asked for money. Kingdoms, sure. Planets, sure. But not money.
Jul 30, 2007 @ 10:37:13
I agree with Bloom, the Potter books are for readers who don’t bother to read. I don’t mind that, because most people will never listen and learn.
I do not see his “shit” as shit ( the use of that word or other “funny” words tells more about the one who makes the remark than about Blooms comments) or as an attack. I read in his comments the thoughts of a very learned man who is truly worried. He has every reason to be worried. One only has to read the comments on this page.
The much heard argument that Potter readers at least read, where does that go? Reading in stead of doing what? And Bloom is right, they will not learn to really read by reading Potter.
Without intellectuals there is no culture. People that state not to like intellectuals are crying out loud that they don’t know the meaning of the word. Look up the word : http://www.thefreedictionary.com/intellectual
And do they know anything about reading? No! That one learned to read, doesn’t mean that one knows how to read. Potter readers want the story, they don’t want to know about how to read.
Children’s books? Read by millions of adults. Should we not give only the best to our children. Is it o.k. that it is badly written cliché reading stuff because it is only for children?
Well, you can all explode now into shitty witty fun. I am going to another world with the poems by Carol Moldaw
Jul 30, 2007 @ 10:56:29
My, aren’t we pretentious? Apparently you’re not interested in debate, only in dropping your condescension on blogs and walking away with your nose in the air. Wait, you dropped something…a name…and your dignity.
You DO understand, O Diogenes, that the article quoted above is a spoof. I mean, like, you get that, right?
Aug 30, 2007 @ 13:58:53
I s’pose this is old news, but this guy ripped off British scientist and author Peter Russell, (See Russell’s book, The Global Brain, written in the ’80s.) The man’s a HAWG.
Aug 30, 2007 @ 15:09:21
rain coaster your a really nice person
Apr 20, 2008 @ 03:06:50
Your heading doesn’t make sense. Do you mean “looses”?
Apr 20, 2008 @ 13:37:28
No.
I always mean to mystify the pedantic.
May 12, 2008 @ 22:22:28
I don`t even care if this is the wrong place to apologize Harold Bloom about some messages I send here.I realized somebody I know must have put a LSD point on a bread with ham to me.Bad joke!!!Now I`m a schizophrene!!!
Hey,Harold Bloom??What do you think about what I thought on me: I materialize any kind of buildings./I gave a cigarrete to Jesus Christ. / The police is after me. /I have the intelligence of Goethe and Nietzche,which I shall meet (both) in the Paradise One./Some people wants to kill me because it is found in me the why most of the planes fall./God told me:”One,two,three”and this is how the Earth was created,with from virus to homo sapiens. / Jesus always warned:you can screw with this one without condons too cause “I know everyone who have aids” (well,this one is not funny)./I ate shit once(oh,my God!!)and “Karn Evil 9″from E,L& P never sounded so terrible.I don`t eat twice cause it didn`t last two minutes,and my mouth is not a w.c./The man which gave me the bread with ham is my genetic father using a diferent body.He is called Harold Bloom,on the truth./Alright!alright!Just one more-I was tortured by the F.B.I.
So,that`s all.
May 13, 2008 @ 06:20:17
My comment above don`t makes sense.Now is when the things become funnier…I didn`t pretend.But the truth comes again clearer and clearer to my eyes.I never was on LSD.The existence of a metaphisical world I support more than..ahn…Hegel! supported…
It is funny too that seems there is more than one Harold Bloom on this photographs…at least two:one beautiful and one ugly!!!The ugliest is the potter one…I mean,the pot one…Oh,sorry,old man,I`m not acusating you on anything.Sorry the joke.
There is never like a mind which hit an ideal when there is more to learn…Harold Bloom knows it,he is not a fool anymore.The only thing he cannot do is to forget it,how happened to me,when I thought by his ways.
May 13, 2008 @ 20:22:12
You’re write on both counts: it didn’t make any sense AND this is the wrong place to apologize to Harold Bloom.
But it is also really amusing, so comment away!
May 14, 2008 @ 02:39:51
oh,raincoaster,let him park a Bentley Hunaudiéres at the front of my house and I`ll give my ass by the last time in my life.but,I agree,that is hard to happen,so I`m almost promissing I`ll never more do that cause I don`t have anal erotism.OK?
May 14, 2008 @ 03:19:02
Well, as long as you don’t have the anal eroticism he’ll never look twice at you.
May 14, 2008 @ 04:17:53
So,c`mon,man,you are saying I lost my Bentley W 16? OK,I can promise I would act well,asking just for a Viper( a V TEN)…I`m kidding, sure on the truth I don`t miss it.We should rise the level,sure.
Jun 10, 2008 @ 22:15:56
You uh… you guys do realize that this whole story is a gag right? Harold Bloom never actually said those things…
I mean he does hate Harry Potter but he never lost his shit on a line of enthusiasts
Jun 10, 2008 @ 22:52:18
What on Earth do you mean? All of my comments are 100% completely, totally sincere, and you can ask Xenu: he’ll be happy to give me a glowing reference. Just be sure to shield it with lead before reading.
Jun 20, 2008 @ 07:54:12
Com licença,raincoaster…
There is some people that makes so much money that are confounded with their own police,which talks;in the case of Harold Bloom,I (cannot) believe my ears -it is disgusting ,boarding from provocations to prejudice.Starting from the premise he is not so different from his “men”, means that my two words can fit in Harold Bloom himself.I was led by them to play the “fool” – here I am again on the wrong site.But time will tell if I went on the correct words:about the effect,I undoubtly trust in myself.
Jun 20, 2008 @ 08:12:25
Are you entirely sure you’re sober?
Aug 19, 2008 @ 21:59:53
Mr. Bloom is absolutely wright, more and more people are becoming stupider. If people were to read serious works of literature the world would be a better place, but instead they go with the fads which we know are not always (if not never lasting). Mr. Bloom just wants to prevent the world’s readers to become assholes, but if people don’t get that it’s their lost. DUMB ASSES!
Aug 19, 2008 @ 23:07:28
It’s their lost indeed. And “dumbasses” is one word, not two.
Sep 12, 2008 @ 08:54:54
Esse site se transformou numa coisa bem tediosa/anárquica…muitos palavrões,piadas,pessoas falando de automóveis(mea culpa)…para piorar,só mesmo falando da corrida presidencial dos EUA(rs)…parece bem mass-media mesmo…deve ser por isso que Harold Bloom defende os clássicos…ele tem um ponto aí…por mim,eu estou lendo Herman Hesse e esperando pelo correio um Colin Wilson,a respeito de misticismo e do oculto…Física pelo menos distrai o intelecto…quando eu tinha 16 anos,meu autor favorito era Lovecraft…bem,eu estou lançando um livro e escrevendo um segundo,se dou essa notícia aqui não é precisamente uma questão de marketing,já que são apenas 50 cópias e em português.Eu tenho minhas diferenças,não estou pedindo desculpas a ninguém(guess who),mas às vezes temos que pegar leve ,porque estou cansado de ouvir pessoas me insultando à distância,de forma que eu descarrego dando murros e chutes nas paredes do meu quarto,não sei como ainda não quebrei o braço,eles estão doloridos…eu não posso gritar porque meus pais perceberiam e eu correria o risco de voltar à força para uma clínica …sim,há poemas também,o livro não é ruim…eu nem sei o que estou fazendo aqui,acordei agora de madrugada com um pesadelo.(aliás,agora que percebi que o site aqui está em transformação)
Sep 26, 2008 @ 17:14:23
Dia ruim,a melhor coisa que fiz hoje foi jogar baralho com um velhinho em um casebre.Até…após deixar a casa dele,dirigindo o carro de meu pai,o surto voltou – não que eu soubesse que fosse irrealidade – e todas as pessoas que eu odeio ,as pessoas que sempre estão presente em vozes e alucinações visuais em minha mente começaram a sua guerra relâmpago.Mais uma vez perdi a cabeça e dirigi com a mão esquerda no volante e a direita esmurrando o banco de passageiro. Senti-me miserável,não só com essa coisa degradante que é tal agressividade mas também com a humilhação das supostas pessoas que surgem do nada para gracejarem e castigarem.
Fui à casa de uma recém-conhecida e contei a ela minha experiência,assumindo-me um esquizofrênico,e me senti pequeno por isso,parecia que eu estava querendo enganar a mim mesmo ou pedir misericórdia àqueles todos que estão sempre a ouvir e me observar onde quer que eu vá.
“Foi um sofrimento terrível,eu tenho um trauma,um distúrbio bipolar ou qualquer coisa assim,” eu disse a ela, “por causa das minhas sete internações à força na clínica de Garça,que juntas somam dois anos e quatro meses.Você é sequestrado dentro de casa,amarrado,não vê sua família.Lá ,você acorda quando abrem a porta de seu quarto de manhãzinha e trilam um apito no seu ouvido,são cinco minutos para você arrumar rapidamente sua cama,escovar os dentes e ir para a fila de psicotrópicos no pátio.Não obstante você estar com sono e o efeito dos comprimidos que você acabou de tomar colaborem para isso,você senta no banco concretado junto à parede e não há permissão para apoiar a cabeça no cotovelo e este no banco;te chamam a atenção em voz alta,andando na sua direção.Depois de ter conseguido por um pedido aos meus pais ser dispensado da Religiosidade,Educação Física e outras atividades,passei uns três meses conversando com eles (que estavam em Araraquara).Mais ou menos assim :
“Umberto,nós estamos pegando a estrada e estaremos chegando aí na clínica em torno das oito e meia da noite ”
“Como assim,pai?É sério? Este lugar é horrível! ”
E falando sozinho o tempo todo,então,às oito e quarenta -
“Pai,por que vocês estão atrasando? ”
“Não se preocupe,é que pegamos muito trânsito,daqui a pouco estamos aí”.
Até as dez horas,quando tocava o apito para nos recolhermos para as alas.
A mesma coisa no dia seguinte – “Umberto,não contrarie sua mãe,se é que estou dizendo que estaremos aí antes das oito horas,é porque estaremos mesmo e te amo muito “.Era muito difícil refutar um argumento desses,ainda mais com uma voz constante.
Ou “furou um pneu do carro” ou ainda “porque o dono da clínica não quer te liberar,nós estamos na delegacia,ele está agressivo”.Imagine oitenta dias seguidos assim.
Eu experimentei agonia ali,era como se meu corpo estivesse em putrefação,cheguei a ver um tridente no chão,a psicose foi terrível.Às vezes eu voltava o olhar para a porta sempre fechada que dava para a sala que dava para a rua,porque tinha a impressão que havia alguém com uma arma ali em cima,perto do telhado.Também me senti no deserto,não sei explicar direito.Certa vez corri para uma planta venenosa que estava em um corredor,não havia ninguém por perto,mas isso foi absurdo,a planta era de plástico.
A impossibilidade de cometer suicídio e o tipo de trato ao qual eu estava sujeito…por ser um dependente de crack e cocaína”.
Depois que eu disse essas coisas à minha amiga e fui embora,estranhamente me senti melhor,dirigindo,e encontrei um amigo “chapado”de crack e álcool,que me pediu uma carona para a casa abandonada onde ele vive agora.No trajeto,ele me disse ter conversado com o Alexandre (um amigo em comum) .Fiquei muito contente com isso,foi como uma equação a me provar que não há tantos horrores e gente ruim no mundo,porque,só,no meu quarto,eu também discutia com o Alexandre,que estaria em Dubai e me dizia de lá : “a mesma vidinha de sempre,Umberto?”.Quero dizer,tratava-se de uma esquizofrenia mesmo.
Fiquei um pouco chateado com tantos insultos a Harold Bloom,já havia enviado um e-mail a um professor da USP dizendo para que marcasse dia,hora e lugar e resolver nossas (inexistentes)diferenças no braço etc etc etc.
Eu sou um alucinado desde a hora em que acordo até a de dormir,mas estou otimista.Quanto a uma possível contaminação por HIV…ora,existe o coquetel que prolonga a vida.Suponho que eu esteja mentalmente estabilizando,estou bem perto disso e talvez eu preste vestibular para Filosofia este final de ano.Aliás,estou também lançando um livrinho chamado “Monólogo da Insanidade” com mais de quarenta poemas razoáveis e…outros textos.
Sep 26, 2008 @ 19:34:59
Well
Um
Je shuffle embarrassantement de le talon sinistre a le talon droit
Senor Umberto l’explique a tout le monde
C’est tres difficile pour disagreer avec Senor Umberto
L”Aigle Gris
Sep 26, 2008 @ 23:16:19
Moi, je ne sais rien!
Oct 18, 2008 @ 03:29:40
(Olá,G Eagle Squad,eu não falo francês.)
É,o que acontece aqui na terrinha,Araraquara,com o povo que é costumado a ler as mensagens que este digitador coloca aqui,é que parece que eles não entenderam bem o espírito da coisa.Referindo-me antes à minha tatuagem anarquista,é um dever informar que eu já a cobri com um Sol;de forma que afirmo categoricamente que um homem que tem uma tatuagem com o “A “e o cobre,é cem por cento garantido que automaticamente deixou o anarquismo.Isso implica que não estou a jogar idéias desconexas na Internet como blefes sem relações de verdade e sinceridade entre elas;até mais que isto,mas isto já é suficientemente ilustrativo.Bom,o motivo principal da mensagem de hoje é que você (seja quem for que esteja a ler)pode estacionar o Audi ou um carro superior ou inferior a este em frente da minha casa (ou em qualquer lugar!!)na tentativa de me “arrastar”,e eu te digo,amigo (amigo?) : é uma tentativa em vão.O PEIXE MORREU,e faz tempo. O meu ânus não tem dono,e parodiando Mel Gibson,ele só serve para evacuar.Aqui já lembro que poderia ter tido ofendido com uma mensagem simples assim,que se trata de um simples FATO;não tenho nada contra os ânus dos chubs,principalmente (olá,cadê vocês??).Outra coisa que quero deixar bem explícito é que não sou encrenqueiro,nem treteiro ,nem coisa alguma assim;não gosto de dar porrada e menos ainda (obviamente) de levar – de forma que este motorista de um carro popular que dirige falando sozinho (em verdade ridicularizando bobos, doentes mentais e outros espécimes que sonham em ser algo mais do que meramente um ser que nasceu com um ânus e um pênis ou uma vagina,como se fosse isso lá argumento para rebater meus discursos ao volante) prefere sensibilidade à violência,isso é óbvio;não é porque eu ouvia Killing Is My Business do Megadeth em 1986 que seria o oposto;uma coisa é a arte ,outra a atitude perante a vida.Ah,é claro…antes de me taxarem de anti-semita por eu simplesmente nunca ter conseguido me dedicar a escola como um CDF para enriquecer em um emprego após um curso de Engenharia ou coisa que o valha,queria que Edson Schneider me perdisse perdão pelo ataque histérico que ele teve após eu rabiscar um poema em um cartão retirado de uma pilha de cartões sobre o balcão,aos berros de “Umberto, isso custa dinheiro!!!”,que valério kurak pedisse perdão a mim por eu ter provavelmente arruinado seus últimos anos de existência atirado ao pó e ao desmerecimento simbolizando um mártir das escolas de ladrões,torturadores e assassinos pós golpe de 1964…e,quem sabe? – para enumerar mais um,Gabriela Castelano também me perdisse perdão por repetir “eu sou um gênio da humanidade” com um sorriso pré-infantilóide e o conhecido incômodo que nos causa uma pessoa imbecil dando-se ares de inteligente.Desconfio que isso seja apenas a ponta do iceberg,de forma que tudo bem,dando o braço a torcer,já que citei apenas três indivíduos,declaro – não sou anti-semita,e se por acaso vier alguém para me defender de difamadores,declaro antes:esta é a MINHA LUTA,e é por isso que vou perder meus ataques de riso.
Oct 18, 2008 @ 03:32:35
ERRATA***
NÃO vou perder meus ataques de riso
Oct 18, 2008 @ 03:51:55
Thank you. I think?
Oct 18, 2008 @ 05:02:10
Aliás,quanto aos chubs,eles podem encontrar duas fotografias minhas em http://www.myspace.rschiav,clicando após em – imagens – abaixo da foto de Ricardo,depois em – Malditas Ovelhas -.
Obrigado pelo espaço,raincoaster,estaremos sempre por aqui…
Oct 18, 2008 @ 05:05:38
Não,não,o que é isso,raincoaster (ou o seu programa?);alguma forma de censura?Não é
http://www.myspace.rschiav,clicando
mas simplesmente
http://www.myspace.rschiav
tão somente.
Oct 19, 2008 @ 05:08:37
Estará nihil morrendo em mim e eu ainda assim não consiga parar de rir?As leis da natureza…(?)Não obstante minha mucosa anal não consiga sentir novamente o que se sentiu aqui atrás apenas uma vez na vida e que se desistiu de tentar: o chamado metal líquido,em um ato de masturbação…Exemplificando,suponho que de qualquer forma os cinemas continuam de portas abertas em exibições de comédias para toda a diversa fauna de preferências sexuais;tudo isto é apenas um modo de explicitar a viciada lógica between the lines que eu desconfio que haja em raincoaster,ou seja:se um homem tem ataques de risos ele tem uma passividade homossexual latente.Mas isso parece tão menosprezante…Seria a lógica do país onde ele cresceu?Não tenho certeza,nunca estive nos E.U.A., mas parece que algo começa a “tomar forma” aqui…A tecnologia adianta-se aí há tempos,não Rain Coaster?
RobotMindsAreRobotSlavesLeaveThemToAtomicGravesDyingWorldOfRadiationVictimsOfMan`sFrustration
Oct 19, 2008 @ 05:35:17
Aliás,você deveria reparar menos no horário e na data em que minhas mensagens são enviadas e comprar um dicionário português/inglês para assimilar mais das minhas mensagens.
Oct 19, 2008 @ 05:36:27
PS.Sou cem %.CEM.Cenzinho.Dez vezes dez.Cem. :
Oct 19, 2008 @ 05:36:54
ÍTALO.
Nov 29, 2008 @ 13:54:08
Que barato!Descaracterizei tudo.Ninguém mais responde ou posta nada aqui.
Nov 29, 2008 @ 15:29:55
Why kick a dead dog?Am I trying to surpass a genius?? Sure I am not!!Harold Bloom is not a genius.I do not know if he is completely sure about it.
I would not attack a genius.I know some of them.There`s no motive to attack a genius.Sure,they are not perfect,sometimes a problem appears,but the time passes,and alright,it`s kinda: “do you remember the delights?”
The problem is that this Harold Bloom is very presumptuous…the first time I heard of him he talked “I am the most jewish people I know”,like saying – I am the more intelligent person of the world.Ridiculous.And so he put on the market a book called “Genius -etc.hundred creative…”and divide the chapters with cabalistic terms. Gratuitous.Before dying he`ll try through A+B to prove that Shakespeare was a jew,and he won`t obtain.
Today,intelligent people are French,Italian,Portuguese and Russians (not necessary in this order)or descendents.
Sincerely,there`s so much very smart men of words which don`t give a damn for the existence of Harold Bloom,but I do because he really did some evil to me.I believe he had the bad intention.It was in the air.I falled through a psychotic state,where there were something I could call the “multiple men”,the “super-man”which was himself.What does it mean?The perfil goes like:
1.He is the most intelligent man in the world.
2.He is the strongest man in the world.
3.He is the most rich man in the world.
4.Between fifteen to fifteen minutes,he makes a woman pregnant.He flies and desintegrate all the time.
5.He have more than a thousand sons.
6.He can mutate to the point that seems that he is passing by you each square you walk.
7.He can clonate any man.
8.He is so good in the heart that,even if you are in a addict-clinic,he`ll spend part of the time inside the clinic,by your side,instead we don`t have words to change.The time he`s not at sight he is having his “deserved fun”around the world.
Something militarist.
That movie “Little Man Tate”seems to colaborate.I classify this movie “Terrorism”.The people who watches it believe there`s genius like that in U.S. .What a fucking joke! Fred is a character,Adam Hann-Byrd just a cinema actor.I sincerely believe there`s more high quality human material at my 200.000 people city than in the wholle United States.Thinking extremely selective.
I heard there is 13 people in my city with IQ higher than 180.In the wholle United States…eight.I remember Mike Dean (Corrosion Of Conformity),Mark Mothersbaugh(DEVO),Albert Bouchard (Blue Oyster Cult),Stacy Anderson (Hallow`s Eve).You see,I remembered four (I`m not sure about Scott Adams,I don`t think),so at less half is in rock.No,stupid,don`t call them do to tests,these are the right numbers,like Savant is 175.(and there is people thinking that Karpov is more intelligent than Goethe…the summit of Karpov`s life was not in a chess-board,but when young he…do you know what I mean?The bishop was nice.Nice game.I don`t play well.)
Sei lá,o que mais?This IQ talk grab sometimes.There was one american guy whose name I forgot which could multiplicate numbers like no one.It was atributted to him the highest IQ number on the net,I think was above 300.Somebody should tell him that the pencil and the paper were already invencted…or that he was substituted by a pocket Casio calculator.Sure,we must root our brains with wisdom.
One more thing: for people which still confound harold bloom with the giant,that man with more than 2.20 meters,here you found the truth.
I saw this giant at my city three times.Once he was walking fast, looking down,and I heard his thoughts: “I am horrible,I should never be appeared on this city…”.
How could I hate the whole U.S. if they invented the rock? It should be the greatest event on the XX century,but later,on `68, Jimmy Page invented heavy metal in England.
And,repeating…thank you for the space ,raincoaster!!!
Dec 09, 2008 @ 10:36:42
Hello,who am I?I`m like someone which write certain texts that some may like.I`m here again now to tell about myself.A simple thing,should someone share these explict desire with me?My desire consist in assassinate Thomas Pynchon.I do not care if he is a fag queer and a mentally ill;I just would like to put a gun in this fag queer and mentally ill and pull the trigger.Anyway,if he would have the nexus of his empty existence,he could do the job by himself.Sure,he hates life,and he insists in going away,so he is masochist.How resume Thomas Pynchon?A man ashamed about himself with a sucker`s voice.
Yeah,I read The crying Of Lot 49 and it distracted me well.Just don`t know why a book who talks about psychanalysis,modern drugs,nazis,money,radio…this book is not high culture and although was included in the Western Cannon.I did`n get this,Irving Bloomberg.
Sure,Pynchon annoys me and my will is slay him.Desproportional?No,is simple: I don`t like insects.Neither Pynchon neither Harold Bloom.By me they are rascals.Mob.Scum.
Dec 15, 2008 @ 15:00:16
Hmm…os fascínoras de Nova Iorque…
–Harold Bloom,por que você inventou e espalhou por todos os cantos que eu derrubo aviões?
–Achei poético.Um espetáculo trágico,um intelecto incomparável,uma criança brasileira que tem o dom de matar incolumente.
— ESPERA AÍ,HAROLD BLOOM,SE HÁ GENTE CRENDO NISSO,DE REPENTE APARECE ALGUM “CRENTE”, ME DÁ UM TIRO NA CABEÇA E SE JUSTIFICA PERFEITAMENTE PERANTE A POLÍCIA O HOMICÍDIO!!!
(In off)(–Sim,sim,essa era a minha intenção,eu tenho medo,inveja…)
OK,de Harold Bloom para Howard Bloom.
Howard ,foi você ou um dos seus,quando,certa feita,eu estando a dirigir em uma estrada de pista simples,mandou uma mensagem de “vai!”para o piloto na pista contrária fazer a ultrapassagem e bater de frente comigo?Você ou um dos seus?
(Eu consegui jogar o meu carro no acostamento,capotei,o que restou do automóvel foi vendido como ferro-velho,saí sem um arranhão pelo menos…)
Oi,Edson Schneider!Aquele que dizia que veio do estado de Santa Catarina e confundia Blumenau com Joinville.Deveras cabalístico o endereço quando você veio a Araraquara e comprou uma loja de CD`s de Heavy Metal – a Rua Armando Salles de Oliveira,conhecida como cinco e meio – 5.5 ,que é o código da Legislação Brasileira para crime de homicídio.
Eu estava totalmente parado com heavy metal,minha época de headbanging já era longamente ida,mas certa vez,acompanhando discretamente com a cabeça uma música que rolava em uns falantes ali,o Schneider se aproximou,apertou o botão de stop e sorriu.
(Esta é a concepção que esses pervertidos tem do que seja “heavy metal”- ué,você está curtindo a música e ele te frustra ao interrompê-la.Essa frustração seria – “heavy metal”.Eu sei a paranóia que eles tem do prazer que um headbanger de categoria sente.Eles não compreendem,logo eles querem censurar,geralmente associando headbangers a racistas).*
Vi coisas de uma inteligência descomunal em certos indivíduos.Eles queriam como que fazer uma globalização mexendo com a teoria dos memes.Olha que lindinho:nunca diga “vai tomar no cu!”(desculpe o palavreado).Ao invés disso diga “Blue Oyster Cult!”.Modéstia à parte,não pegou.Uma tal de Gabriela passa de carro filosofando: “você percebe isso?Boa parte das pessoas dizem `carro`ao invés de `automóvel`.Você percebe?”.Explicando,assim como Harold Bloom diz “my dear”,um alemão com sotaque carregado não diz em Português “meu caro”(= my dear),talvez”meu carro”,puxando o r.Ela achou muito nazista isso e começou sua luta pela dominação mundial.Schneider queria banir o cinzeiro…talvez as torneiras também.Devem ser racistas…são feitas de metal!!Pessoal,acabem com as torneiras do mundo!!Cuidado com as torneiras!!
Sinceramente,creio que eles levam a frente eles próprios com essas vidas ocas e desperdiçáveis porque o masoquismo predomina entre eles.E podem fazer este tipo de coisa simplesmente porque o arsenal atômico norte-americano é maior que o brasileiro…(“Ué!!Pensa que brasileiro pode??”)Ai,que povinho de bosta que é norte-americano,cara!Eu não acredito!!!Esses pervertidos sem finalidade,que ralé…(não sem a colaboração de todos nós,não é mesmo?rs) Edson Schneider,quanto vc pagou para amamentar na sua mãe??
É incompreensível,esse imperialismo cultural parece querer repreender todo gesto de gratidão,de sinceridade,de amizade,os bate-papos…para quem tem ou faz essas coisas aparece um idiotinha colonizado que fala “Ô CRUZ!”.Parece que a compreensão de O Anticristo de Nietzsche por Harold Bloom remete a alguma coisa como “A Lei de Gérson”,famosa quando esse jogador de futebol fez uma propaganda de cigarros dizendo “o importante é levar vantagem em tudo,certo?”.É,ninguém gostou.De repente aparece um velhaco maquiadinho,gordinho ,grisalho e as pessoas reconsideram…SCUM!!
*o grind,o Metal,o punk/h.c. prosseguem firmes no underground.
Umberto,Araraquara,Brasil
15/12/2008
Dec 27, 2008 @ 04:35:23
Sure,the highest level ones don`t even know if atoms exist.
Physicists.
It is like giving the high-lanterns sign on a car-crossing with the own eyes.
It is like cutting and burning your flesh with the mind.
It is like invading a radio station and giving a interview without the radio.
It is like sendind you to w.c. and not giving you the time.
My idol is Nietzsche.But I`m not Nietzsche, Mr.Harold Satanist-Moneyed;I am U.M.S. I could make you feel horrible just whispering the word “convulsion” in your ear.For those who got the meanings.
Feb 02, 2009 @ 05:53:46
Olá,já enviei ontem uma mensagem essencialmente semelhante a esta ,mas parece que foi censurada,de forma que me vejo obrigado a tentar novamente.
O que eu postei?Que o Brasil teve ,em 2007,um Produto Interno Bruto de 1,3 trilhões de dólares(a oitava maior economia em um mundo com em torno de 200 países),e o patrimônio de apenas cinco judeus supera esta quantia,quais sejam:Bill Gates,Harold Bloom,Alan Greenspan ,o papa e mais um que eu não sei quem é.
O Papa (Bento XVI),por exemplo,é um entre os históricos papas judeus a pregarem a repressão sexual aos católicos,por uma estratégia que Wilhelm Reich esclareceu em seus livros,ou seja:tire o amor de uma pessoa que você retirará também seu poder.Desta forma os católicos,abençoando o pontífice,são mantidos como cordeiros sem expectativas de insurreição e oferecendo a outra cara para bater.
Aliás,o Velho Testamento é posterior aos Evangelhos,uma forma de se fazer dinheiro com o livro que mais vende no mundo – a Bíblia.Isto é apenas uma faceta dessas formas de fazer dinheiro.
É curiosa a relação entre o Vaticano e o nazismo,durante os anos da segunda Grande Guerra Mundial – ali se percebe o quanto um judeu tem apreço por outro judeu.
Há a certos judeus a oportunidade de com uma simples caneta esferográfica assinarem papéis que lhe abrirão portas de lucro até o final de sua vida.Isso se chama “vender a alma ao demônio”,e os indivíduos que entram nessa,perfeitamente de acordo com suas índoles,conseguirão realizar suas fantasias de terem um comportamento extremamente burguês,desumano e ultra-capitalista,coisas que não agradam a Deus,e ,de fato terão no seu além túmulo,um lugar reservado no Inferno (QUE EXISTE MESMO).
Não há indivíduo judeu com intelecto suficiente para despertar o interesse de grandes gênios do passasdo a virem a dialogar com eles.
Há uma piada – seria deles mesmos? – que um judeu tem complexo de Édipo quando seu pai não lhe dá dinheiro suficiente.Um judeu fode,não faz amor.
Indivíduos inteligentes nascem do útero com noções
reais de VERDADE, JUSTIÇA, ELEVAÇÃO ESPIRITUAL e SABER-VIVER,e não precisam fazer jogo de palavras quanto a isso.
Harold Bloom reproduz e deserda seus filhos,produzindo uma trupe de zumbis neuróticos semelhantes a ele próprio,que estuda psicologia e casos de distúrbios mentais,achando algum prazer nisso,de tão desproporcional que é a sua fortuna e a renda de seus filhos.Talvez,pela sua perversão,ele consiga um prazer à altura de aprender a nadar ou qualquer coisa semelhante.
Jesus nasceu em Roma.
Para encerrar,informo que as minhas mensagens vem de mortos,neste caso basicamente de Wilhelm Reich,que faz de mim um instrumento para investir no futuro do planeta.Não,eu não incorporo,eu dialogo.
Feb 03, 2009 @ 05:31:45
Imagine (se) um dos melhores escritores de livros de toda a história colocar em um livro seu que o povo mais presunçoso,desagradável,burro,asqueroso,oco,irritante,ladrão,mal-intencionado,feinho,racista e pervertido é o povo mais inteligente do mundo.O efeito em cadeia é numericamente mais forte que a bomba atômica,cara!!!…não sobram muitos deles para contar as consequências,não.
O livro sobra.
Feb 03, 2009 @ 05:45:38
How about in English next time, Umberto?
Feb 12, 2009 @ 20:07:42
Yes,I sent in English the last two times,but the Google is not finding.I want my texts back.
Feb 12, 2009 @ 20:22:31
I found.
Mar 02, 2009 @ 05:59:32
” Oh,my dear,let’s grease our bodies with excrements?”
After all,all of you are the Seven Capital Sins.
In the name of what there is killing on Palestina?What the hell a people which do not want to live on Middle East promove a genocide and call it The land Of Milk And Honey?
If you wanted the suposed place of the buried Jesus I would call you butcher.
And the financied ” genius”, Einstein,to convince people that jews are persons,too…
” Oh,my dear,let’s grease our bodies with excrements? ”
(clap,clap,clap…)
If there is something I do not like it is a bourgeois of the low class.Well,there is a lot of things I do not like.Maybe you,which is reading…are you a thing?
Does anybody remember I wrote here ” I undoubtly thrust on myself” ?Yes,it is consumed.I dived into the realms of knowledge and discovered I am GOOD.So,the bad intention against me became simply ” low” ;and low does not reach me.
“Oh,my dear,let’s grease our bodies with excrements?”
Yeah,yeah…your bodies.
Mar 03, 2009 @ 08:17:57
Hello,people,I am the one which harold bloom tried to kill.Alive and kicking.
Just to say I induced a female-jewish pull off the fifth level in Ribeirão Preto.Unfortunately,she did not die;just paraplegic.
It was very good.I screamed like a lion for some minutes.So good.I loved.
All the rest are becoming depressive people.And it is how gonna be:worse for them,better to me -I call this ” The Law” .
CIAO!!
Mar 05, 2009 @ 16:05:35
You know,I mean,about my message above on 3,february,2009,5hs31am in Portuguese…I go learning and talking(and reading too,sure) ,in this ocasion,I should cite Nietzsche and Jesus,I am always very grateful to what they do to my life,I spent most of the time with these two persons ( a genius and a Deity);they know always the right hour to tell me the truths and make my head.What I am trying to tell you is…I never read My Kampf,I do not consume these magazines with DVD’s talking about nazi history…what I wanted to tell is that Nietzsche made me believe he was somewhat intentionally responseful of holocaust,I mean,yes,there is these history of the young man which drop planes and the trying of kill me,so,by deduction he felt free to make think anyway that almost any jew means the worse…so,retracting,and I am sure of these interpretation – the meaning of ” capital of spirit and superior intelligence of jews” is a fu***** joke ha ha ha
(two jokes ,)not a intention to make holocaust.Yes,there is a drawning of Nietzsche where he was so serious and the feel of greatness on his books that may someone think he have not sense of humour.
Mar 05, 2009 @ 17:12:43
Who cares?I do not know.If there is ten people who would like to read it is worth.
My head is so heavy…
It is about what hapenned in the highway,the frontal schock.Nobody tried to killed me. I was so suicidal and the guy which came on the opost side of the highway ,at the epoch I was hating he so much,so…yes,Phisics,I know a little about it.It works.Suicide and homicide togheter.
I became suicidal on 1987.The only motive I am here
is the love of my mother…if it was for me,I would be dead for more than fifteen years.I just did not want to knock down she,I swear. I was an atheist.
After crack,cocaine and clinic,and…the only motive I can say I am better…I mean,I do not have even depression today,sometimes,but very light.Sure,I start talking with the dead,I realized I am more intelligent than I used to think…and there is this important thing,my father made a plan…OK,I do not talk English,what I mean is that I won’t need to work cause I already have the money to the end of my life.I feel invalid to work,nothwithstanding I stop to zero using drugs there is more than four years.
I write.Unfortunately,there is some texts I wrote,my beginning,that I suppose it was sent to people with the intention of put me to the ridiculous.The person responsible of doing it is insulted on my second book,which is already wrote.
Mar 07, 2009 @ 16:51:43
Hello.
So,following the teaching of ascetic ideal,what means -
“1.Do not eat she.Do not eat he.You play hard with their hearts and tract them like objects – resist and do not it.”
“2.Sure,my friend,the imaginary company is so much better than the real ones,the level is great, you will not know reality,and that is called life!!”
And,what more?Harold Bloom is intelligent,he really believed I drop planes,he did not wanted someone to kill me…where from you got these idea??(And these opost idea,where from you got?)
And why did you consider by the eleventh time tell the readers you talk to the dead?
The mean is to produce,to write…kick the Phisics in the ass…I am from the city of Loyola and Martinez,the theater one,although my mentors are saying I was borned in Roma…but my sister is so face liked mine…
Kick the Phisics in the ass…the mean is to produce,to write…kick the phisics in the ass…burn’em down,knock’em down…when a worth truth,what means – truth -comes, truth comes explictly…what have you shared??Talk with the dead,talk to yourself…the mean is to produce!!
Mar 18, 2009 @ 02:03:06
Olá,essa mensagem se direciona aos meus conterrâneos e a um ou outro de fora;paulistanos por exemplo.Se a posto aqui,é porque já se acostumaram a idéia de aqui me encontrarem.
Vamos a ela : sendo que não sou mais um anarquista,estou considerando a possibilidade de votar em alguém nas próximas eleições.De que se trata? Extrema esquerda e esquerda.PC do B;PSol;PT;PSTU;PCO.
Uso esse meu antigo amuleto de preferir a esquerda para espantar industriais e empresários, para os quais pretendem me coagir a mídia e a polícia(além dos primeiros,é óbvio).Porém,poderia até acrescentar que, modéstia ‘a parte,sou tão inteligente que não encontro pessoas ‘a minha altura para acreditarem em todo o conteúdo e bagagem de sabedoria que trago comigo.A disparidade é tão grande que elas duvidam de grandes vivências pelas quais eu passei e me consideram um megalomaníaco;se disse ao jornal A Tribuna em entrevista que sou esquizofrênico,isto se deve a subliminar de ” vagabundo” que foi dita na linha; senti timidez perante a autoridade violenta.
De qualquer forma,é provável que eu vote nulo,já,que na minha concepção,o voto é pouco mais que economia nacional e internacional travestido de política,o que não é 100% mau,mas para mim o dinheiro suja a mente e me sujeita ‘a convivência com pessoas que não me agradam.
Mar 18, 2009 @ 02:06:18
E acrescento embaixo:juro por Deus,por Nietzsche e por tudo que é santo e sagrado nessa Terra que é verdade e que sou autêntico. Assino embaixo:
Umberto Malavolta dos Santos.
Apr 27, 2009 @ 03:35:39
Gentinha joga bobagem de papo p/ o ar.Gentinha ainda não se tocou que é gentinha.Gentinha em NY tem grana.Mas eles nunca vão deixar de ser gentinha.Mas por ter grana eles estrelam,eles vão para o mundo ,eles falam bobagem de papo para o ar.
Obrigado,Senhor,eu não sou gentinha,eu tenho sangue italiano nas veias.
Apr 27, 2009 @ 03:54:44
Oh, Umberto, please pick ONE language and stick to it. How can we take you seriously when you’re channeling every dialect on the planet?
Apr 27, 2009 @ 15:33:59
No,my problem is that I cannont ever express myself on English and my comments are too directioned to people in Brazil,beyond no one replied my texts in English.
Apr 28, 2009 @ 00:27:18
Well, the only person replying to your comments at all is me. I think you need a blog, so you can speak Brazilish to Brazillions of Brazilians everywhere.
Apr 28, 2009 @ 03:08:16
Yes,I admit you got a point here – I have already the Bloom’s mail and Thomas Pynchon phone number.I do not wanna deal too much with internet,so maybe I will have my particular wargasm over these two witches.Yesterday I fight Seattle,but the Yankees always come back.
Apr 28, 2009 @ 03:23:47
You can’t keep a good Yankee down, which is why they make such popular lovers!
May 06, 2009 @ 04:42:09
Raincoaster,answer me sincerely:do you think I am schizophrene??No jokes here,please!
My world ruined again.I was two days hearing the voyce of one of my punishers(alternating with another one ‘s voices),and these voice I associated with a young man I used to seem.I do not know what in memory I had to search for his house in a certain town;being there,I asked a man if he knew these guy,and he responsed he did not know.Coming back home
I saw him on a bar at tree squares from my house,so I went there with the possible purpose of hit him. I stood next to him and he did not repaired much to me;also his voice did not match.I conclude he was not so cold or intelligent to being disguised there.
Raincoaster,think yourself the worst people you met.(Don’t include me,please!).The people who talks in my mind seems sado-masochist,they have the intention to destroy every trace of my being,they insult my mother,I never knew in my life personally people so rotten.Sometimes I hear they screaming from the distance around the high-builts where I live,I did not ask for,exemple,my sister if she heard too,we although do not talk.Their intention would be lead me to suicide.
One of the most hateful person I knew personally was Edson Schneider (do not ask me how I could deduce he was a Harold Bloom’ son).I talked bull about him but a friend defend him.I think this was great,I mean,I still do not like him,but we have to be something benevolent, like admitting he is very neurotic or something.Never tramp a people under your feet – that is great.
(Well,I did not understood – and here I tell the worst behaviour from him to me -if you have a shop,you do a hundred visiting cards and put onto the balcony…so I asked him a pen,pick up one card and started to write some idea for a embrionic poem,and he started s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g – ” This value money! ” (no,not my poem,the card),well,I found stupid and I did not screamed back cause I was thinking he was my father,so I assimilated.
Another one I insulted here is Valério Kurak.Teacher of Phisics IV on Escola Politécnica da USP São Paulo -SP.I talked to him personally,and the most curious thing I heard of him (back in 1990)was ” the people are good,Umberto.” Made me wonder.Gabriela?I once have been in her house and it seemed a normal woman.(Back in the 90′s ,too).My second book is upcoming and there is insults mostly everywhere…what can I do?
Raincoaster, sincerely:do you think I am a schizophrene?
May 07, 2009 @ 20:18:52
Umberto, I’m a blogger, not a psychiatrist. I have no idea.
May 09, 2009 @ 03:22:37
I dunno if someone repaired,but I said some foolish things here…did anyone whose read repair?
The last one (6 may 2009) is good…
Não sei se alguém reparou ,mas eu disse algumas besteiras aqui…alguém que leu reparou?
A última (6 de maio 2009) é boa…
May 09, 2009 @ 06:17:44
No, if you make foolish remarks here, we will just make fun of you. I don’t edit anything for free, not even comments!
May 20, 2009 @ 22:25:42
Yes,the technological revolution put some couple of bad people inside my house,so I am never alone anymore (like anyone else)unfortunately.There is a proverb which says – ” better alone them bad accompanied”, but seems that Bill Gates and his similars have bought it.
Jun 01, 2009 @ 13:37:45
Hi, now I admit I am a schizophrene,and also that almost 100% out of I wrote here does not make sense.Hope nevermore post anything here.
Jun 02, 2009 @ 01:26:16
Time will tell, Umberto!
Jul 22, 2009 @ 00:12:25
” Time will tell” …yeah…
The night is so tedious that put me on this blog again…
What can I tell…I do not know…maybe:
Thomas Pynchon have a dick of nine centimeters.
I swear harold Bloom eats so much his own shit (recycle)that actually he gots tree taenias inside he.
About my country…hmmm…
Before yesterday another female from Ribeirão Preto slit her wrists under my influence…I do not need to say her ethni,isn’t?…and yesterday the teacher in São Paulo teared his body with a cutting object… I was leading him to suicide but unfortunately he did not found (in his terror)the gun to shot his head…
He took a big dose of morphine after to endure his pain.
Well,anyway I keep’em free to choose the eletric battery,the tinder-lighter or the knife,among another gifts I have,but you know,masochists area terrible race…
Bye-bye!!
Jul 22, 2009 @ 00:20:27
You know Umberto, it’s probably a good idea for you not to take personal responsibility for every suicide around the world. If I were you, I’d get a blog and become fascinated with myself instead of other people. It’s healthier for everyone.
Jul 22, 2009 @ 13:04:15
You wrote in a confuse way,raincoaster!The people who dealed with suicide because of me(three,to the moment) are from a long date disturbing myself,so now they are having their consequences!
It seems like you do not believe!!
Have you suggest I am fascinated for these people?That’s ridiculous, the opost which is true!!! In a way that they cannot forget me,how I can do with them,while they stay in silence.
By me I would live in tranquility,but how I have just a few friends,while I am alone I am subject to their insults!Well,so there goes my attack!!
Jul 26, 2009 @ 20:42:14
Hi!
(?)
Well,before come the “men of law” I should tell I am a schizophrene;if the schizopreny comes from the outer side – I believe;why all of they are jews… – I do not know!!
(could the follow explain? – Nietzsche be so influent with the unhappiest phrase of all books – ” the jews and their superior intelligence” )
That’s all.I do not want to go in jail.
And so…
I do not write well because I am not a colleger.
I read Anxiety Of Influence,but long time ago.I do not remember the main cause of the book,maybe – how write your poem without be just a pastiche of a past poet.How change your words to do not remit straightly to that writer.
The compreension I have of “myth” report to this:if there is something inedit on you,you can write good,including without reading Anxiety Of Influence.
I am almost sure that Harold Bloom said the poetry is dead.
I do not think taht the world became a so non-lyrical place,in a way that we cannot expect great things which are new.
(you see,in Literature – I do not like this man,but I have to agree he is very special – the books of Thomas Pynchon are actual,maybe he has obtained.Anyway,it is not lyrical).
I sometimes can feel Shakespeare while looking a nocturnal sky,it is like the mistery of time, the Eternal and Undeadly which we can taste for some minutes,then it goes away and returns another night to please like just few things do.I am sure that these feeling didn’t exist before the came of Shakespeare.
(I read Hamlet when I was a teenage).
All these talk about lyrical,that is because lyrical is the best.I read some lyrical poems from Herberto Helder,they are GREAT,and,by what I remember,it was recent poetry.
Darker feelings works.We can find it even on rock band texts.
Well,I was going to make a joke in this post,but I will avoid,because I discovered just now that Harold Bloom have a schizophrenic son.So – NO JOKES.
(You know,this topic – schizophreny – calls my attention,that is probably why I am writing this confused text.The other is that I do not want to be inhuman.)
The actual days have the problem of over value Technology and Science.I find very small of human being put numbers on the supost distance of the stars and things like that.They are discovering nothing,they are inventing everything.They should know this is called the poem of Creation.It is a larger step to mankind.
Jul 27, 2009 @ 19:33:09
About not-lyrical poetry,Anxiety Of Influence
There is a relevant brazilian poet called Augusto de Campos.
In his work,he dealed with technology,moving pictures and recorded sounds.An example is “Poema Bomba” ,where the name of the poem are recorded and repeated along with the images of the words who constitute the name of the poem.
In the book Anxiety Of Influence,by Harold Bloom,there is two poems of himself.One is about a horse which walks from here to there and from there to here.
I think that the “Poema Bomba” by Augusto de Campos have the influence of that one by Harold Bloom,but is stronger (using the thermology of the New-Yorker).I could say the poem of Harold Bloom,the older of the two,could be called “Poema Bomba” too;the name fits perfectly,it is very ridiculous. I do not understand how a man so intelligent like Augusto de Campos can make so low “poetry”.
Jul 27, 2009 @ 19:44:44
Its so annoying!!
I cannot talk to simple people in a bar that Harold Bloom keeps at distance ” beat him! Beat him!” .Or ” beware the black,is he dangerous??Black-black-black” (what a low and depressive situation).”That one talked about God! Don’t you know Nietzsche,you fool!!Brazilians have inferior life-style!!”
Like many people think that Nietzsche are scientific truth,irrevogable truth and knowledge,I think these people are cretins.Nietzsche were simply a genius who wrote very well.Nietzsche is culture.When Nietzsche will drop the idol Jesus??Never.Why should we have to be so competitive??If it is your way,alright,but – like in the bar – do not tell me what to do!! I am sure of my intelligence,I do not need to battle again,again and again.Try not to violate my person,my-self.Let me live my life how I know myself.I am fourty years old already and donnot need fake people annoying and trying to tell me how I should behave.They do not wish me well and they do not even know if they are pretending or trying to help me.I am an adult.
Aug 03, 2009 @ 19:59:33
–Hey,Witches to Judge…?
–Hmm?
–I did not certified all along the blog,but it semms you are paranoid…I mean,all the people here are posting and coming togheter,they are not fighting one to another,it seems your astral is very low…nobody here was addicted in crack neither worst things you got involved…I think you should apologize,don’t you??
–It is like people unbelieving my psychological problems and laughtering over me…but if you are right,I apologize!
Aug 03, 2009 @ 20:01:04
name: Umberto
Aug 21, 2009 @ 13:54:09
Eu não sou uma
Frutinha Fresca Para Vegetarianos Podres
(Copyright Dead Kennedys)
Prolongando o assunto,as mulheres são melhores na cama e os homens melhores como companhia…quase sempre é assim que eu sinto.
Sep 17, 2009 @ 20:58:02
Hi,I cannot go on with the new themes within this enormous Raincoaster’s blog,I would like to have a better English understanding to participate,seems there is very enthusiastic things around here,but I am into this forgotten old corner again;yes,it is true that what I am posting now refeers to something I have already post here.
One:the sucker’s voice and miserable human being (december 9,2008)is not from Thomas Pynchon.This one I was wanting to slay(at the epoch) is a very annoying schizophrene,he have like a light inside his head,which make he subject to deliriuns relative to God and to Phisics.Seems his name starts with the word D.
Well,I must pity Mark Mothersbaugh.He seems a pretty defecant down of life;I am not sure (well,how you see things have change about Mothersbaugh,so,I am not sure),but I believe he have a psychic-morphological sad and grave problem,which does not permit he taste LIFE and its bests pleasures.Yes, he is above average,but 180? – no way.
I discovered he likes to laugh at average people.How?Well,I was hearing a child with a cutting-heart crying to her mother – “I wanna go home,I wanna go home..”and M.M. felling of the situation was passed by him to me and was like the child being an imbecile eater of cheap candys,what follows his (“its”?)triumphant speech “I am dirty!I am dirty!”,including the purpose of humiliate me.
Well,I scratched my head cause this guy “can not understand nothing perfectly” or less (GET IT? – vide his (its)picture on the back cover of “Oh,no!It is Devo” and hear the picture;I am talking serious!).
Mark Mothersbaugh…you confound me nice.Very good.It is like hearing now the cries of a child with a whole life of joy and sorrows and dreams ahead ,and after passes,I’ll moor a socket on my head to try feeling what’s your life-like the most near I was permitted to do.Well,I am the blessed one,there was born just one M.Mothersbaugh in the world and is not me.I am a lucky man.
Sep 18, 2009 @ 00:31:36
你用法文然后你迷路我!
Sorry…I felt left out.
Sep 19, 2009 @ 00:16:45
Bring! It! On!
Sep 25, 2009 @ 20:04:56
I am the justifier of future ages of agony and threat to Harold Bloom beyond this Earth I bless
I am a called one by the The True which can never dies
With He, the secret visitor in decades
Whose color never means a bad word,when white or what
Bloom,the only man which would say poetry dies
And then just he goes away
To ages of agony and threat
With Shakespeare laughters
My never ending heart cannot be beated
By affront of Bloom adulators
And I do not know even why.
Sep 25, 2009 @ 21:10:29
Is Harold Bloom part of the Cthulhu Mythos? It would explain a lot.
Sep 25, 2009 @ 21:36:28
Well,Lovecraft could explain but nothing about my above message…and I would like to say I knew my teenage favourite writer – yes,Lovecraft! -before Metallica and Iron Maiden citations.
At the last decade I tried but I had not patience to read the whole Charles Dexter Ward ,it bored me the time wasted to dectails New England architecture.
I should be more severe with Harold Bloom then just put him inside a book he certainly does not aprove.
Sep 30, 2009 @ 13:49:42
The favourite author of Harold Bloom is Shakespeare,anyone knows.I suppose to a point he would not recognize the almost non-existing influence of Shakespeare in Goethe,at instance.
I would like to talk just a bit about Nietzsche.Nietzsche was not an anti-semit;but,if he had not wrote,there would be no Holocaust .If he had not spreaded atheism and his critics to Cristianism,there would not be so much capitalist corruption and Star Wars.Some people say I use to see DISTORTED visions of this Philosofier everywhere…well,they may be right.
I think the main worth of Philosophy to me is bring me well-being and know where to find.
You see,I sticked in mud my car one of this nights,and ,after much work and time,a small farmer obtained take off the car from the mud.I did not know how to thank his help,I was going to offer him some money but he did not accept and invited me to go to his house when I would like to.
There is so many average minds reading more the title of the books of Nietzsche than the books,(yes,he becamed more popular)
and saying – ” the world is Nietzsche!” ,that the things are going cretin.This farmer felt gratified simply in help me.Why?Well,he had a education since a kid to help people ,and who educated him ,his parents,treated him with love.So,everything are in the right places.Many people do not understand it.Just like his somewhat christian behaviour should be put down.
There is a certain neighbour of mine which reads Nietzsche.He have a neurotic son that made a ilustrative thing.He read the word ” Bothanica” on a pharmacy and deduced automatically : ” I am a scientist” .So dumb and senseless he is.It is not a child,he is a teenager or older.He is just able to read ,nothing more.
Oct 23, 2009 @ 06:43:43
Does anybody feel importuned with another message of mine here?I do not think.So here it goes.
I am wondering about the working of my mind.So there goes another (yes,another little true history…)about yesterday at night.
I supplyied my car but it stopped few kilometers ahead.I thought that I was robbed by the man of the fuel post,so,while I was going to another post to buy more fuel,I keep at distance charging him with high voltage discharges,deflagration etc.
So I arrived back at the car, and after put more gasoline it did not work.It caused a crisis on me;if the man on the first post was innocent how could he be punished by me?When a people is innocent he never get punished,even if I try,but it happened different.So,this schizophreny game which came-and-go started.I thought – I am just a schozophrene,I am not special.But I felt fine,cause when I was waiting for the mechanic,no car’s motors insulted me,the people became common,there was no
inhuman persons and ,there,the world became a much better place.I think it was some hours of lucidity,it was very nice.”What do I need in the world?Just a true and fat friend,nothing more” .
Well,lately,at home,the things went out of control again,cause I hear much and I see much along,too,so insanity is back,there is too much stimulus taking away my mind(but is not necessary bad;sometimes God falls and I feel very worried cause life is being so great that could never ends!)
You know,I mean,I am probably a crazy,I am not here exposing myself to tell to the world news I would not believe – I am crazy.
I am not dumb. I did the Complete Personal Intelligence Profile and my IQ hit 147.There is thirteen habilities,and,before the “Computational Speed”,it was going to be 156,but how I did just 45 on this last(being zero% above the people doing the test and cos my Englsish is not fluent)the final result dropped to 147.
Oct 23, 2009 @ 18:09:53
I think I should apologize all the jews in the world,instead of me do not being guilty.OK,the unconsciuous,I may be guilty however…so,anyway,I apologize.
I should add that I remember reading Wilhelm Reich at the age of 16 or 17 and,by what I remember,there was some lines which goes to a pejorative meaning of the word ” jew” in the coletive unconscious.I do not know if it could explain something about my awaked nightmares with jews.
Well,I am almost hundred percent sure I really read it in W. Reich.What happens not to be one hundred % sure is that when I was reading a tale of Loyola about a man which talks to a ant in his breakfast,I read there ,in these tale,a part where a bee fly through the ocean and,arriving Europe,she asks another bee about her aunt,and the other bee responses, ” Oh,I know she,she is not far,maybe there on that flowers”, I started crying so beauty I found,but when I pick up the book again there was no bee,there was just the man and the ant on the breakfast.
To be sincere, happenned too,once in a psychiatrist,that I talked to he that I read in ” The Function of Orgasm” that repressed homossexuals become sadistic heterosexuals.The book was there in his room,I searched but did not find this part.
Well,it is not the case of asking excuses for all the jews except Harold Bloom;otherwise probably Harold Bloom read not the texts I sent here;the point is that I must confess that I wanted for a long time to stop studying and live with a man which had a poor car and dressed slippers,it is incredibly amazing and depressing history with surely will not be put here.Well,just the necessary part…the first time I read of Harold Bloom was in a brazilian paper,there was an interview that I read delighted,he talked about Schopenhauer,Tellassic Jones (who was he?I remember just the name),Literature,there was a photo of Bloom sitting behind a table like in his teacher’s room,I found it single,and how he said in the interview he could response to some letters,I wrote a letter to him which was never responsed.But,in my psychosis,one day,sitting in a corner,I saw a man walking down the street and he was like from another country,I seeked at distance and thought:it is Harold Bloom!So(and I remember well- I think I have even a copy somewhere in my house)I wrote again to he telling I could trait the “One” by Harold Bloom and I would accept to live in U.S.A. with him. Funny that the man I called “One” was Kurak who was Capuzzo who was Bruno who was Secco who was Aegerter who was David who was I do not know who more SSTTOOPP what I am telling is that I have some kind of psycho-rational heart to a man which simply did not exist!!Everytime I used to see a fat,clear-eyes man looking at me and smiling,I deduced “it is he!!”So there I am in the stadium watching the local soccer team,so I look by my side and there is the One looking to me with something like love in his eyes,I freeze,disguise,look again and-there-is-nobody-there.So I arrive home and took 8 pills instead of three,and happens every month or less,and when is not happenning I am going by bus to Descalvado and waiting all the afternoon sitting on the center square and coming back to my city at the evening bus,and on the bus-stop I go to see drawnings on the wall which was obviously codified messengers so FUCK YOU ALL BASTARDS!!!(sorry…this went to the whole world)…well,let’s Gary Larson talk through the cover of one of his comic books,if you know,the one with two bears and a snyper.
Alias,these cover seems is talking about me….wait,wait,I am getting insane again…oh,no!!Beware,jews!!!Am I famous since 1968?No,I am kidding…I am getting better…SURE!!! I hope, at less…concluding,excuse me Harold Bloom too.
Oct 23, 2009 @ 18:27:10
People could wonder how can I survive with so much frustration.It is simple:I burn,I rip apart,I eat the brain, I eat the ass, I kill,after I kill, I main,after I main I throw the pieces on the garbage can.
So I go back to reality,look around and there is no inhumanity.
Suicide?No f****ing way!!!
Oct 26, 2009 @ 12:22:05
Oh,please,you reader (jew or not!)do not take what follows as an insult!
I am becoming more nietzschean.I am becoming an atheist.You know,when I post something here,it was more os less like talking;I do not use to think – these will be wrote for eternity!
Again that phrase – ” the jews and their superior intelligence in the former europeans states of the XIX century”,”they would be welcome to produce a mixed european race”.Well,I became jealousy about these talk of intelligence.
Well,the Europeans were christians,ins’t it?!
I must say I am 75% italian and 25% portuguese.
(…)
Should one day (initially in the west) the churches be only empty builts?Nietzsche could drop the idol Jesus?
You see,I live in a predominant christian country,Brazil is big and I badly know my state,but even on more radical churches there is nothing about like ” voluntarious suffer” .I think we do not need religion to be good.
What I strange is this man Jesus – could he be crazy enough to start speeching about his invisible father beyond ” I am the truth,the way and the light”?
(…)
I was going to post a text with more than one thousand words,talking about visual allucinations,desintegration,sanity,but I thought it could be better kept to my third amateur book.
Oct 29, 2009 @ 20:20:51
Raincoaster: I found somewhat called Raincoaster-Media on the web…repeating by the last time – “my English is terrible” – I did not read too much but seem there is various things there that must be praised,in a way that I want to excuse you for calling you ” ignorant-heart”,you seem do not deserve it.I am better,I’ll even say ” lamento,Bunk Strutts,vou parar de brincar com você” .
But I’ll stay (don’t know how long )here,it became a hobby to me,I have the habit of re-read my posts here and anyway,I am not wasting space on the web,isn’t?
I am sad too even for talking bad about Lars Ulrich and Dave Mustaine,I key Lars first because “Death Magnetic” is much better than ” St. Anger”or “united Abominations” ,Lars do his job and Kirk Hammett shines on some amazing songs there.I like Trujillo and,James is James,what more can I say.My tecno-dance cd is boring,Metallica was my favourite of all times,I still do not know pleasure like banging the head with “Ride The Lightining” and ” Kill’em All” at the 80′s,I don’t think sex reached it.I do not even know if Bonded By Blood (Exodus) and War And Pain (Voivod)reached!
Well,talking about music,by what I experienced,two things are comparable in pleasure:the power of imagination:I get two times,once with “X My Heart” of Peter Hammill and another with a K-7 with some musics of ” Slim fast Formula” ,of a brazilian band called Killing Chainsaw.I watched a movie from beginning to end
in the two cases.I remember hearing “Material Possession” of Peter watching the buffalo of New York Bourse being bull-fighted.No lies and no drugs.Slim Fast Formula I heard in a walk-man,laid to bed,there was pot-smoke,militar vehicles,officers …so incredibly heavy that when it ended I badly could move my arms and legs,I raised up with dificulty and,when considering hearing again,a voice told me to stop or the president would be dropped by a militar-strike,I insisted but was not permitted.
And the second thing which compares..my two minutes with E,L &P (laughs)(sshhh…do not tell the young people why…)
Well,what seeks may be ridiculous,but I believe I read in Nietzsche (“The Born of Tragedy…”?)” I cannot hear Wagner without my Walda pastilles”.I would like to search on some books of Nietzsche if this exists,but I sold 73 books,some of Nietzsche…
Today,Friday,I’ll go by the fourth time with my female-psychologist since I re-started a treatment beyond the pills.I ‘ll tell her about desintegration,visual hallucinations(mainly the giant,the man with more than 2.20m),orientation about a HIV-test(I’m anxious)and paranoia.These last refeers mainly to a friend of mine which I suspect he is looking for a way to tell me “Umberto,never more talk to me because there is people thinking we make sex” .Maybe I am strange,I don’t know…I hope it is only paranoia.
Nov 14, 2009 @ 23:24:06
You know,I have written many bad words against Harold Bloom.
Yes,it is true too that I already apologized;but,if you did not noticed,in the beginning I simply adored him.I read the ” Western Cannon” with great pleasure.I started writing poems with more dedication.I remember he saying in the paper different things like ” I am a groucho-marxist” ,I did not know he was so important.
I would like to say I am probably reaching sanity.My problems started mainly with the coldness of my father (whose today I consideer an excellent man and I was never jealous of him) and the trying of drugs.
That’s all.
Jan 01, 2010 @ 10:20:19
Who is the major alive genius of the world?
I remember Stephen Hawking,Harold Bloom,Peter Hammill,Bill Gates…
I read two times Saint-Antoine de Exupery in 2009,The Little Prince.I pratically had to throw away the book because it became almost inutilized so wet of tears.It is so very much beautiful that puts you aside of every person,because you feel yourself much good in the soul and in the heart to share with someone.You feel fragilized.So you will need, after reading, to think about an erection,but you get too involved with the feelings of the book.
My favourite is Nietzsche.I use to had astonishment,comotions,strong shivers.I even had a blackout when I was walking and I remembered the part of Zaratustra (IV) where the lion licks his tears and laugh with the birds.I screamed and jumped back.
You know ,Nietzsche,the man with the clue to human problems.He’ll not be the ruler of the world,because the world is divided in clubs which responses not to the same hierarchy.But,as an idol,he will never fall – his legacy is consummated.(today,there is Jesus,money and science,among others).
I spent some years of my life talking to God,who was not a mute God;it was a verbal communication,with some not too much vivid images.I remember telling people that I bought a book of a man who was searching for the name of God (Gershon Scholem),so when I was reading the book God said “hi!” to me.God spent years always on the north-west of the sky.Probably God led me to abandon crack.
What brings me to Jung,who would have said:”I have not to believe in God,I know God”.Well,I read more than six books in my life,but there is something interessing here,because seems that I found one man who can add to Nietzsche,in a way,for instance,Heidegger did not.
Talk to the dead is psychoid,but the angel I saw when I was in an epoch of suffer was really an angel and set me in peace,when I stayed staring at him.If,since the primordials, the psychic energy of human beings created a good God,this could be my image of God who set me free from crack addiction.
“Psychology and Religion” is coming by the mail.
Good 201O for all of you.
Mar 14, 2010 @ 23:28:03
I SEE THE WORLD THROUGH
RATS’ EYES RATS’ EYES RATS’ EYES
AND THAT IS THE WHY GUILTY PLANES FALL
AND IT IS INVOLUNTARIOUS SLAUGHTER FROM MY PART,
SINCE I WAS A CHILD
AND YOU CAN DEDUCE ,TOO
THAT MARX IS SOMEWHAT ALIVE…
TOO MUCH JEWS UNDERSTAND SIX(6) WORDS OF NIETZSCHE AND BECOMES PHILOSOPHIERS (SO THEY THINK)
I AM JUST OBEYING YOU,MR RAT
(thanks G Eagle Squad,I thought it was auditive hallucinations – WAKE UP PSEUSO-SCHIZOPHRENES)
PARTNERS OF RATS LEARNS NOTHING.
I AM AN EXTRAVAGANT PRODUT OF NATURE,THE LEGACY OF EINSTEIN BITING HIS OWN TAIL
WE WILL NOT LIVE IN THE MOON,WE WILL LIVE ON EARTH
THIS IS 2010.
Mar 16, 2010 @ 21:17:01
Hmmm!!!Schizophreny is terrible…I am trying to switch off the ” telephone”
Mar 29, 2010 @ 12:04:34
Excuse-me,excuse-me,rain…
Each calumny!!!V.Kurak never did evil to me,neither G.Castellano, Harold Bloom, V.Bagnato,Thomas Pynchon,it was just my nightmares,there isn’t in the world people so sick,if there is one or another I do not know’em and they are not against me…I am not object of hate
(“I can’t see why all these confrontations…”)
I am guilty but I will not die in the madhouse
Never try crack never try crack never try crack
Apr 04, 2010 @ 11:48:03
I didn’t know he was from Rio.
Apr 17, 2010 @ 20:44:59
Do you know what is schizophreny?It is like that,at less in my case:first the things your father tell you to do,when you are teenage,you do with bad will.So you smoke pot and try some cocaine.So you become schizophrenic,if you are specially sensible to pot.Pot may be dangerous;cocaine is worse;crack is worse than cocaine.I stop using drugs (and crack) in 2004.
What seeks could be called “state of humours” of a schizophrenic;I was not stoned at each of them.
You are in the psychologist,and in the 50 minutes you try to elaborate a phrase;he asks nothing;it is like a radio sintonized in no station.So these phrase you can say:” Do you too hear these noise that the plug on the wall is doing?” And he responses:”What noise?No.” So the time ends and you go back to home walking;and the cars which is passing by the street are there to see if you are better.And you think in suffer: “Geez!I can walk”.
Or you call the motorcycle-taxi,and you are awaiting,but suddenly you are two squares far and you see the man on the window asking why you are trying to put your shirt on the harrow of the basement.
Or your eyes start to blink fastly,inside your house:your movements are very strange,you do not know it is like a robot or if someone who could see would repair;you stand supported by the wall;you cross your house and put the hand on your computer;there is no thinking;slowly you move your arm and break the support of the monitor.
Actually:I am always hungry,my mother cooks well,but I can not eat.I lost 13 kg in three monts.The night is worse than the day,I need Geodon and Diazepan,to sleep when I am wondering if I will die soon.There is eletric storms around my head,and sometimes something blows the air in my ears.My muscles jump;my heart aches.And I light another cigarrete,instead of eating.
I have not society.My two best friends:one is racist and analphabet,the other said the world will end because there is too much faggots and bitches.
My desire is escape from my state of invalidity and study Philosophy in the university.Maybe my actual infantile understanding of Nietzsche could change.I am subject to visual and auditive allucinations all the day.
Yesterday I recieved (I simply believed at the time,obviously)two women’s begging for a son of mine.I declined both(“I do not know you well!”).These talking was by allucination.
Around 1999 I saw four Harold Bloom;one was horrible;the second was active(so would be my ruin);the third was enchanting;the fourth was a giant and handsome;I decline all of them because I was doing every minute company to Harold Bloom in his shop,but in these place he was antipatethic.I mean,he had the secret of desintegrate himself and appear in another place with another body.This bored me very much.
I am feeling a bit guilty now respect to what I wrote of my two friends.I like their company. I have also to put in mind that these two lonely heterossexuals won’t give the ass.
I do not know what is the point of these message.Maybe some activity.
Apr 30, 2010 @ 10:47:39
Ué,but these nasty people who talks in my mind can exist.They really may not be me.I am believing that exists very nasty people like these.One or another I defeated with my intelligence,their problem was they were thinking they were genius.The worse are people without notion,they just annoy and annoy and annoy,I do not even know if they are enjoying what they do,if they are sadic or just very neurotic.I talk to famous and really genial peole,which I knew through music or media.If they talk the hour,would be sex or problem with police.All they have numbers(my number is 175).I am bad related.
(…)
May 07, 2010 @ 23:44:01
The heads of the minority race which is hated by all the rest are precisally empty or not?
They just can claim they own a mental trigger to think YOUR own idea and talk.
Their lives, in the truth, do not exist.
It is the race of imbecility and unhappiness since a long time.
And when everybody is doing sex they are frantic seeking a lonely person to impede him (or her) to obtain a partner.
These behaviour is a scandalous demonstration of cultural inferiority.
They cannot assume what they are in public,or the secret of his artificial existence WOULD be known.
For those who live like I lived and know it,I would substitute the word “would” above by ARE known.
What ,anyway,probably will not change artificial hated individuals in common human beings,cause since the beginning they are living in the way of perversion and senseless.
And all the ones who creeps with the words of Jesus in the cross – “excuse’em,father,they do not know what they are doing” – (how could someone be ever and ever and ever good and passionate until death!!)- all these ones never shall be pity of the sick,because the sick have no cure and would contaminate the pity with their disease.
It is not even curious they cannot change what they made of them by ignorance.
And,repeating,I used in these text the expression “cultural inferiority”.WHAT IS A FACT.
May 09, 2010 @ 08:30:18
(Long ago I watched a movie I suppose is of David Cronemberg, an adaptation of the book “Naked Lunch”.But there is a long time ago.)When I wrote the text above,I was promotted by the militars to the post of “the most intelligent person of the world”,instead the lack of reading(and society).
I think there is no problem in surfing,I mean,if I know what “surf” means.But obviously I have to take care of my parents(and they of me).
May 23, 2010 @ 19:29:01
Hey,raincoaster…erase not the april 30 and I will never more post in Portuguese.You can erase this one.
Jun 08, 2010 @ 10:27:17
Hi,raincoaster,I am admiting I am an ignorant for so much anti-semitism (and other foolish things)I had post here.Or maybe I grew a little and I am healthier.
To confound Harold Bloom with Edson Schneider was very schizophrenic.I do not even know if Schneider was a jew or a german descendent(by his second name),and his bad behaviour could be blamed by my antics like crying and laughing besides his clients into his CD shop.
I memorized that no one can watch me through the walls and that telepathy does not work;so the people that used to insult me are part of my uncounscious and projections;since i discovered they do not exist,the hallucinations stopped,the cars still talk a bit,but this is unreal.
Since I am healthier,I bought some books to study to the test of university (Philosophy).
It is the kind of people I am,I want to become a philosophier.I would have my friends,I would ocupy my head.Instead of the absurd that after Nietzsche,in the cronological line,Hitler and the atomic age sought.
Jun 19, 2010 @ 00:04:48
Have to be a schizophrenic to spent two years and one month in an idiot blog like these one.This is what I realized now,that I am fine.
And “raincoaster” erased my post explaining why I was an anti-semit (without noting),because this text was post in PORTUGUESE.
BYE-BYE!!
Jun 19, 2010 @ 01:00:51
Yes. Use your words, Umberto. Your ENGLISH words.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 10:09:22
woow, its been 2 years since i comented on this
Jul 17, 2010 @ 20:43:01
Umberto, you amaze me. That was one of the most confusing and enlightening three and one half hours of my life. Thank you.
I hope you get the respect you deserve, and good luck getting to go to the university and becoming a philosopher, I think you’d be good at it.
All the best.
Yours-
Jul 18, 2010 @ 06:00:12
Umberto is a wonder of nature, but I think he’s gotten pissed off since I started moderating his comments. I don’t let the violent ones go up, so I think he’s left us.
Jul 18, 2010 @ 08:34:40
Hmmm, pity.
Jul 18, 2010 @ 12:56:25
Well, it was doing HIM no good either, so I kept them off the page. He’s schizophrenic, so allowing him to mess himself up would not be “responsible blog ownery” of me. But he does come back every few months.
Jul 18, 2010 @ 14:27:08
Well, for quite some time, he was the only one blogging. How do you mean that he might “mess himself up”?
Jul 18, 2010 @ 14:52:42
Well, he was posting physical threats to people and visions of genocide and stuff. Not good.
And he has never blogged. He has commented on my blog, but not gotten one of his own.
Jul 18, 2010 @ 18:32:04
No, not good at all, I suppose. He really should get a blog… although, he did write books about himself, didn’t he?
Jul 19, 2010 @ 15:13:31
Harold Bloom? Or Umberto?
Jul 19, 2010 @ 16:43:25
Umberto.
Jul 28, 2010 @ 09:40:47
Well,raincoaster,you asked me to use my words in English to defend myself about my suposed “antissemitism” and so,here I am.I do not know the law well,and instead I may not run danger,I want to explain I am not an antissemit.
In fact,I get pissed off by you erasing my defense in Portuguese and by you calling me “ignorant”,with a small pleasure of the “beloved” Bunk Struts.
At the time when Harold Bloom started to write in “Folha de São Paulo”,my family was signer of this paper. I read the interview where he presented himself,when he said interessing things like “I am an groucho-marxist”,”you bringed me a true present”(a text of Telassic Jones),”(these is pure)Schopenhauer”,”I leave to my good God judge”(about Paul de Man being or not being a racist),”I am the most jewish person I know,I learned yedish before English” and,”I cannot answer all the letters”.There was too a picture of Bloom which I found beautiful – old,fat and grey,involved in an atmosphere of Literature and Poetry.This may be 1996,sincerely I do not remember;and how I did not kept the paper,pherhaps there is fails in the cited above.
I liked so much that I sent a letter.Instead no answer,I kept reading in the paper,as I used to think much in him.I bought “Anguish of Influence”.I already had allucinations these time and one trial of suicide.
Once,sitting in the corner,a man with a distinct aspect passed walking down the street.He seemed younger than Harold Bloom.When he was one square ahead,I seeked him and sit in the square.He walked around the square and passed by me;one repaired each other,not eye-to-eye.
He was gone;I came to my house and masturbate.If telepathy exists,he said “stop now and clean yourself” .
These fact increased my fantasies with Bloom.
1998,a man (E.S.) who use to stay in silence at my friend’s CD shop,bought the shop.Once, he said so much in so few time (like Arnaldo Jabour and José Celso Martinez Corres do)that,beyond I thought these was a sign of geniality,he was Harold Bloom with another body.Snap deduction.I started staying with E.S. through months;I use to arrive at the shop before it was opened and go home at the end of the afternoon.The transmission of thoughts seemed very real,beyond what I thought he used to stay watching what I was imagining for him.But there was no talk about Literature and Poetry.
In these place I started having the delirium of desintegrate and the man whose had many bodies – Harold Bloom.I used to stay in the shop’s door with the Western Cannon and used to write some texts at home.I used to send e-mails to Howard Bloom (which responsed many times)but lately I get pissed off with E.S. and I insulted Howard Bloom,once both were the same person.There were dozens of Harold Blooms and sons of Harold Bloom where I could go,but I used to think they all have just one conscience and their/his behaviour was somewhat like an actor.I never felt angry or jealous of a so intelligent person.People did not know what was going through my head.
The best Harold Bloom I knew was Gilberto Braga Capuzzo;in the truth,I think I never knew him,just “Harold Gilberto Capuzzo Bloom”.I use to have many erections at the time when I went to his Kardecist Church.He was my beloved incestuous father(“matter poetica”),but when I tried to touch him, he prohibit me to visit him anymore and no more go to his church.(He is a married man).These destroyed me.Never smoked so much crack and the internments started.Too much agony.
I dropped planes.My mother is loveable,and I started screaming to her confess I was not his son.(I was a jew,my mother is italian descendent).After I was no more a jew,my head was polluted,everybody everywhere were happy jews and I was frustrated,because the “god” of the jews,in the shape I admired most – “Harold Capuzzo” – conquered me and said “never more” . Sure,Capuzzo is not guilty,I made a big mess.
Well, I think it is a law of Nature,isn’t?A very strong passion which is frustrated and reverse in hate and others confuse feelings.Still more to a person with psychiatrics problems.
The text is already too long.I think is enough.
Jul 28, 2010 @ 12:33:38
Hullo, Umberto, I thought you’d left.
Aug 20, 2010 @ 13:50:38
http://nietzsheetc.blogspot.com/2010/05/genealogia-da-moral-nietzsche-primeiro.html
Aug 20, 2010 @ 22:06:14
You got a blog of your own?