O R’lyeh?
Stolen from Dossier‘s exhaustive roundup of Lols, which dwarfs those of all other lollisticles, even Laughing Squid; alas, they are not totally enchanted by my LolGoths, but that’s okay.
I’ve still got my poetry.
bonus discovery: LolCthulhu! As soon as I can load this machine with some graphics program less tarded than Paint I’ll be all over that like black, iridescent slime over the horribly mangled, decapitated corpse of a Shoggoth’s victim.












Okay that is so wrong and I am laughing thinking, Oh wow, if I keep laughing, a pissed off cat wearing a whole lot of feathers is going to show up with a gold knife to cut my heart out or something.
If it does, get video! Deformed cats deserve whatever they get IMHO. They were worshipped in ancient Egypt, so they’ve got a big karmic debt to pay back.
Rain, what are you doing? If you piss off Bast the whole temple could come down.
Basta! We’re all about the Cthulhu around these parts. Ever thrown a Persian cat to a Giant Squid? You tell me which side you should be on!
Funny you should mention that … have I told you about my new hobby and do you need thirteen calico gloves?
“Thirteen calico gloves?” Does this have something to do with the unspeakable rites performed by hillbillies on remote mountaintops to honour the nameless star spawn from the void? Otherwise I’m totally drawing a blank here.
Paint is a problem? I have no problems with it but if you are insisting on hi-teching it try Irfan-view – it is only a 1.1mb download and is totally free. It is also very easy to use and has wonderful icons which include several squashed cats!
Ahh, now cathulhu has down-loaded. All I can say, as a male dog person, is, “Yeeehaaaaaa”
[wanders off into the distance LOLing, in fact, rotflmaostcapmp!]
[YIKES! soul suddenly disappears]
Doncha hate when that happens?
It is quite disconcerting. I was having a quiet soulful meditation and suddenly I’m was left in mid-med!
Well, now you’ll save all that time! And you’ll enjoy your new career at the IMF.
Incompetent Mollusc Flee-ers?
International Monetary Fund. It’s where the soulless ones toil until they are cleared off from the Earth in the End Times.
Or until they find a soulless girlfriend. I’m only casing the joint – in preparation for Oceans 27.
Oh cripes Monetary and Monterey just are spelled too similarly, now I have to grab my tiara and protect fat squireels and sea otters just in case some freakish mispelling occurs.
If Clooney’s gonna be there, save me a seat, okay?
@max, I’m now pondering the cryptozoology of a squireel – – –
Rain, I believe the love interest for Clooney has not yet been cast.
Speak for yourself, baby. I got that love interest right….HERE.
George will be devastated when I tell him – – –
Archie, it would so be easier to speak to you if your avatar did not look like the backside of an elephant.
That’s awesome. Thanks.
raincoaster’s love interests generally require therapy, either before or after.
SG, glad you enjoy the lolweirds. We’re all about the lolweirds lately.
Rain, I have never required therapy, before, during or after – but then there could be a simple explanation ;)
@Max, I am proud of that avatar – A hundred years ago an artist painted my feelings about this all too human world. It is a detail from Munch’s “Scream” – Very pre-Goth
Archie, you of course are spoken for.
Unlike George.
Spoken for? [looks around – Buff not in sight] I would have said, “Nagged at!”
Unlike George.