Fail? Or Succeed?

Something tells me the voice of experience guides the hand of the bookstore clerk here:

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Quiz: which board game are you?

Fact is, I loathe bored games. I dropped an entire group of friends because the only time they get together is to play bored games, and if there’s one thing I detest it’s getting 20 minutes into a strategy in an unfamiliar situation when suddenly someone says, “Oh, did I forget to tell you? Clovers are trumps!” or whatever. Sure, most murders have alcohol as a motivating factor, but I’m inclined to believe that bored games are #2 and closing.

Nonetheless, this result does make sense. Just ask my boss:


You Are Boggle


You are an incredibly creative and resourceful person.

You’re able to dig deep and think outside the box to get things done.

You are a non linear thinker. You don’t like following directions

You draw your inspiration from the strangest places sometimes. You’re constantly inspired.

At Your Service

Ever wondered how those swanky hotels manage to be so irritatingly perfect all the time? It takes people like this, and if you think this is exaggerated, you’ve spent your work life in places with lower standards.

stolen from CelebritySmack

“At Your Service” is a fast ride of traditional 2D animation (composited in Adobe AE) with a new character from Michael Jantze, creator of “The Norm” comic strip. Mr. Lux is only happy when he delivers five-star service to his hotel guests. This LXR Hotel orientation film was an official selection of Festival de Cannes 2008 Short Film Corner and winner of three Create Awards 2008. More at http://jantze.com

You can tell that’s translated from swanky French by the word “composited,” which to Canadian ears sounds like it was fished out of the bin in the garden, along with several exotic species of mushrooms. Which we do not rule out entirely.

and drink your milkshake, too

funny pictures of cats with captions

If at first you don’t succeed, lose your temper. Hey, it has always worked for me!

Operation Global Media Domination: Thank You, John McCain

Some people are grateful to him for serving his country in a time of war. Some people are grateful to him for the selflessness and courage he showed as a POW. Some people are grateful to him for the way he went to bat for military widows when their pension rights were threatened by Washington. Some people are grateful to him for losing to Barack Obama.

And then there is me.

Can you guess what I’m grateful to him for?

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Why yes, it does give one faith in human nature to see Hawt Young John McCain beating out that grizzled old warhorse Britney’s Sex Tape after all this time. Alas, I sense this is not a trend destined for any longevity whatsoever.

Dismissed, soldier.