It’s true. This is how it works. This, my friends, is why an overwhelming majority of physical relationships fail. It’s true: communication is the secret.
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Category Archives: Allegory
an American abroad: the flag
the Truth Flag, from Flickr
and the quote for the day, from Metro
“I just remember thinking, ‘I just brought terror to someone under the American flag’.”
Sergeant Timothy John Westphal, 31, of Denver, 18th Infantry Brigade, 1st Infantry Division. In Tikrit on year-long tour beginning February 2004
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gay goth disco fever: the video!
There are no words for this…at least, none in English. Indeed, Bjork is obviously not the only kooky musical Icelander. This may not make Paul Oscar a global superstar, but whatever. It doesn’t matter. He’s still got his poetry.
blame Perez for passing it along.
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quiz: what colour should your toenails be?
Yep, another spookily accurate one. Wow, is this guy stalking me? Kool: haven’t had a stalker in ages!
Your Toes Should Be Blue |
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Your ideal guy: Zany, hilarious, and totally unpredictable. Stay away from: Anyone who has to get up for work in the morning |
What Color Should Your Toenails Be?
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All Star Hooker Sting
Ah, baseball.
Sport of the gods. Oh, don’t let those Buddhists fool you: the gods are highly competitive. The Norse vs the Blackfoot, the Aztec vs the Animist. And now that nobody actually worships them in any meaningful way, they have sublimated their divine battles into the true sport of the gods (sport of kings eat your heart out): baseball.
And guess what? As always happens when the divine attempts to work itself out in thes sphere of the mundane, things got weird.
The biggest hooker sting since the last Republican convention took place in non-accidental conjunction with the All-Star game.
Law enforcement officials said Monday that 131 people were arrested in a prostitution and child exploitation sting between July 6 and July 12 in conjunction with the Major League Baseball All-Star game in San Francisco.
Oakland police spokesman Roland Holmgren said the sting was conducted because “a significant number” of Oakland-based prostitutes ply their trade at high profile events such as baseball all-star games, pro football’s Super Bowl and the Hot August Nights festivities in Reno every summer.
Yep, the game of champions. George Will has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do!
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raincoaster 