Category Archives: Allegory

paging Christopher Walken…could Christopher Walken please report to the Walls of Jericho?

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Well, now it’s official. Welcome to the End Times.

With musical accompaniment.

Well, it would have musical accompaniment, if the Archangel Gabriel (or Gabe, as we like to call him) hadn’t, in a move startlingly reminiscent of (if not actually plagiarized from) Terry Pratchett‘s scene of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse getting one of their horses stolen and so becoming the Three Horsemen and one Pedestrian of the Apocalypse, actually misplaced his trumpet in Salt Lake City, triggering a terrorist alert.

The bloody Mormons, eh? And here everybody thought it was gonna be the godless atheists that brought this down.

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quiz: what kind of woman’s shoe are you?

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Another perfect match. I’ve actually got my eye on a nice pair of patent boots that lace up the side…if only I had somewhere to wear them!


You Are Big Black Boots!


You can be best described as: attitude

You’ve got lots of it – and you love to give it

A guy has to be pretty gusty to hit on you

But if he’s your type, you’ll warm up… a little

What Kind Of Women’s Shoe Are You?

the joke is on you

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Patrick KnightHe who laughs last, laughs best? As jokes go, this one deserves a place in the history books.

Double murderer Patrick Knight (the Insane Cajun) achieved global fame over the past month for his quest to find the funniest joke in the world and tell it at his own execution. That execution happened last night, and here is the joke:

“I said I was going to tell a joke. Death has set me free. That’s the biggest joke.
I deserve this.”

“And the other joke is that I am not Patrick Bryan Knight and y’all can’t stop this execution now.
Go ahead, I’m finished.”

From the AP via Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

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quiz: which federal rule of civil procedure are you?

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Boy howdy, don’t you find some weird things out there in Quizland. But this one is so totally me. Absolutist, but not, like, all uptight about it.

 

Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?

 

YOU ARE RULE 15!

You’re a very helpful rule! You allow the attorney to amend their complaint once as a matter of course at any time before the answer is filed, and also allow amendments in other cases. If a claim relates back to the original transaction or occurrence outlined in the complaint, you can amend the complaint, even though the statute of limitations has run. Like a good friend, you’re always there to help out in a bind.
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white and nerdy, in lego, yo!

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Yo, yo! Y’all aren’t gonna b’leev this, up frum tha street:

For context, please see Weird Al’s White and Nerdy (backup dancing by Donny Osmond).

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