
Isn’t the likeness striking?
I wouldn’t mind running with the bulls, but it’s so bloody pointless. I’d rather do a sport that gets me somewhere or is itself a physical accomplishment. Running with the bulls is like playing Russian Roulette on a rollercoaster: it’s not actually a skill or accomplishment, it’s just something risky. I loved Blue magazine: they didn’t cover bungee jumping because essentially, it’s passive. Fall. How can you fail at that?
You Should Try Running with the Bulls |
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You’re more likely to get crushed by a person than a bull! |
What would the lolcats say?
Useful for small, vicious children as well. A great gift item, and reasonably priced, too! I, personally, prefer to drug them and then throw them in an old burlap sack full of rusty nails I’ve fished up from the bottom of an old cistern, but I understand that this rather rough and ready solution might not be entirely Martha-approved. This looks quite safe, though: