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Chibithulhu! Iaaaawwwwwwww!

Chibithulhu! Iaaaawwwwwwww!

Hellifiknow how they got ahold of my old home movies, but there I am, obviously too young to be parading around topless, and playing with my pet dead squirrel, Squirmy. Squirmy didn’t get his name for a couple of days after this, when the maggots started to hatch.

Trippy Tigers

Escher Trippy Tigers

Escher Trippy Tigers

I would hereby like to offer my firstborn child to the person who can make this image tileable. You can have the second one too, if you can animate it.

Meme vs Meme

I love both of these memes, but I just can’t make up my mind which I like more. Or which I identify with more. Help me decide: is it to be Courage Wolf or Sexually Oblivious Rhino which becomes the mascot of the ol’ raincoaster blog?

Courage Wolf shits bigger than you

Courage Wolf shits bigger than you

OR

Sexually Oblivious Rhino doesn't know what you mean by that

Sexually Oblivious Rhino doesn't know what you mean by that

What say you all?

The most epic post in the history of epicosity

FOR ASLAN AND FOR NARNIA and also for cheap comedy

FOR ASLAN AND FOR NARNIA and also for cheap comedy

In case your grey, humdrum world is entirely bereft of joy and sunshine, here are 50 photos of basset hounds running to brighten your meaningless, pathetic existence. We strongly suggest you shout the above line at the top of your lungs when viewing each image. This will provide both an endorphin rush and needed oxygenation. (h/t SeanCranbury)

If that alone cannot shock you out of your black fog of existential despair, we suggest reading the following gossip links and laughing out loud at the thought that all of these ridonkulous losers are paid far more than you ever will be.

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Unicorn Chaser: Rat Edition

Need a little brain cleanser after the post from yesterday? Here’s your rat-themed unicorn chaser for the day.

rat unicorn chaser makes it all better

rat unicorn chaser makes it all better

If you click on that image, it takes you to the source website, which is ever so slightly hallucinogenic. Seriously, at first I thought I was seeing things courtesy of the cold meds I’m on, but no, it’s actually the website. As for why we’re on a rodent-themed rant lately, I’ve no idea unless it’s something to do with the cold meds.