Category Archives: Art

quiz: which rejected crayon are you?

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Well, the spelling is along the right lines, and as everyone knows, Cthulhu himself is green, so perhaps this isn’t so far off after all. Also, I’m on a four day green smoothie fast, so my insides are probably this colour right now, and by tomorrow I’ll probably be capable of photosynthesis. If the blog bores you in the meantime, it’s because this whole thing was a stupid idea and didn’t even leave me the strength to blog. With my luck, I even gained weight; I gained thirty pounds on chemo.

I’m real crabby though, so that’s something good to come out of this.


You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

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100% plastic: the Anna Nicole Smith doll

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Anna Nicole Smith, the resemblance is uncanny 

So inasmuch as it’s completely synthetic, it’s that much more perfect a representation of the gawdy trainwreck that was Vicky Lynn.

Buy it now on eBay! Before Howard Stern gets custody…

Beautiful One of a Kind Custom Doll
Inspired by Anna Nicole Smith

Artist Tina Lia‘s original creations have been featured in Rolling Stone Online Magazine

This stunning doll has been customized using a new from the box:
Obitsu 27cm Fleshtone Head with Rooted Light Blonde Hair
Obitsu 27cm Fleshtone Soft Bust Body

Handcrafted Fashions by Tina Lia are designed for gentle removal
Dress this gorgeous doll up in all your favorite outfits

Anna Nicole Smith nude doll

or not, as the case may be.

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raincoaster, caught on film!

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or pixels, as the case may be. Thanks to Mistress Cowfish for the heartbreakingly lovely image (oops, need to get my arms waxed):

The Power of Books

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quiz: what’s your hidden talent

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Uh, or that particular, special kind of hidden that might actually be mistaken for “obvious” in my case:


Your Hidden Talent


You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.And while this may not seem big, it can be.

It’s people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.

You’re just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What’s Your Hidden Talent?

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Sunday sermon at the Esoteric Order of Dagon

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Cthulhu is the way, the despair and the darkness

I’m assuming you know the original source of which this is an obscene and unspeakable (and Constitutionally-protected) mockery, right? He’s getting quite litigious these days, so I’m not going to link to him, nor to the source from whence I obtained this accursed and unmentionable document. Click to view full-size and read, gasping, while the blood freezes in your veins and the very stars stand still to watch in awe-struck horror.

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