Beaver Shots: Bad Beaver! Bad, Bad Canadian Beaver!

Beaver shots have been neglected around here of late (we even skipped the drunk Russian beaver rampage of January, shocking to say!) but we are about to rectify that, ladies and gentlemen. We are about to make up for lost time in the only way we know how: by pandering.

So here is your shot of a smooth, cool, bad beaver, via the equally not-afraid-to-go-there NagOnTheLake:

Bad Beaver Vase

Yes, the smooth contours of this ceramic Bad Beaver Vase by Paige Russell are evocative and moving in the extreme; why, you could even say they’re patriotic, couldn’t you? Run it up the flagpole and see what salutes.

Big Black Balls

Do you like big, bouncing, black balls, all glistening wet and tumbling all over one another? Thousands and thousands of big, bouncing, black balls? Well, have we got some hawt pix for you!

Big black balls

Yes, 400,000 big black balls, bouncing all over one another in the bright sunlight. Don’t say we don’t come through on our promises around these parts.

It seems that the reservoir water on which LA depends has such a high bromide content that exposure to sunlight renders it poisonous, and the balls are to shield the water from the harmful sunlight. Think about that the next time you’re enjoying a glass of ice water on the patio at the Ivy.

Yes, big black balls save the city of Los Angeles. It’s like a Blaxploitation flick come to life! Video here.

Beaver Shots: Harrison Ford loves old Canadian Beaver

Our serial killers are prettier

It’s true, and who can blame him?

Grizzled heartthrob of the Pacemaker set Harrison Ford has admitted in an interview with David Letterman that there is nothing he likes better than grabbing the stick, taking control of his favorite Canadian Beaver (vintage ’59) and heading into the bush. He likes it in the rough.

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Beaver Shots: wet, nude, potty-mouthed beaver

Everyone loves a wet beaver that really knows how to let go and let loose, eh? I know just how she feels.


humorous pictures

Beaver and Big Wood picture

Beaver shots are very popular among fans of the ol’ raincoaster blog, and it must be said that other than the drunken beaver shot, we haven’t had much beaver around these parts lately except my own, which very few of you have had, it must be said, and certainly not in any way that enables saving it to your hard drive. I mean, how long would it stay hard, if you did that?

Where was I?

Beaver shots. Right, beaver shots. I saw this one featuring young beaver and major wood on the Fail blog and though I’d share its shiver-inducing potency with the loyal readers here. Of course, it’s hidden behind the page jump for lo, we are terribly discreet, mofos.

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