operation global media domination: beating out the happy hookers

TIAWhen I began blogging at WordPress, I had few goals. To become googleable. To amuse people. To inform people. To rant about any fucking thing I want. To discuss Squid at endless, tentaculian length.

And to become more popular than the What Not to Crochet blog.

Now, don’t get me wrong. It is an amusing blog, one whose entries I have covered here in the past. I have nothing against the blogger, nor any dispute about what she says is and is not to be crocheted. Such things are indisputable.

Particularly the pasties.

And it is a blog that the world dearly needs, for lo, have you seen the shit they’re crocheting lately?

Still.

I am happy to report that yesterday, for the first time in recorded history, raincoaster beat out What Not to Crochet on WordPress’s top blogs. I can now die vindicated; useless inanities and rants are more popular than crochet-specific fashion advice.

100% of zombies surveyed say…

 

 

   

   

   

 

pimp my poetry

Pimp my ethnicity

From Greatest Living Poet who, if he changes his URL one more time, is going to get dropped off the blogroll, dammit.

blog roundup: the Israeli war on Lebanon

From Cold Desert, who reports that today the Israelis Lebanon's not going anywherebombed the power station, five hours before the ceasefire takes effect. If that’s not targeting civilians I don’t know what is.

Blogs about Israeli War on Lebanon

A list of blogs that are related to the war on Lebanon; the list is by no means exclusive and it only contains moderate blogs that I read.

Last updated: August 12, 2006This is a list of Lebanese blogs posting about the Israeli war on Lebanon from the war zone.
Lebanese Blogger Forum
UrShalim
Siege of Lebanon
Updates on the Aggression Against Lebanon
Letters Apart
Jamal’s Propaganda Site
My Lebanon is being burned to ashes
Gadfly
Zimplistic
Dove’s Eye View
And of course Cold Desert

This is a list of Lebanese blogs posting about the Israeli war on Lebanon from abroad:
Candide’s Notebook
Bisaraha
Me, Myself and My Lebanon
Salam Cinema

This is a list of non-Lebanese blogs occasionally posting about the Israeli war on Lebanon:
Informed Comment (USA)
Message in a Bottle (Egypt)
Metroblog (Canada)

Operation Global Media Domination: Blackzilla, conqueror of blogs

TIACrushing all in its path, Blackzilla has taken giant strides to the head of the raincoaster blog, with over 100 google hits over the past two days. Darren and Joanne? Ovah. Beautiful Agony? Suffering. Mad mentos and diet coke Scientists? Sputtering out.

The upcoming newcomers, all of whom have had their thunder stolen by my several-days-old Blackzilla posting, include T.W.A.T. in the Air, which several clueless commentors failed to identify as a joke, thus making themselves into punchlines; the Canadian patriotic post Beaver Shots (inexplicable; whodathunk Canadians would be so popular, eh?); and We Are All Gwyneth, for who among us is not, really?