microbrew goes to the dogs

It had to happen. Not content with spoiling Fido with doggie spas, treadmills, massages, claw polish (they’re not nails, people, they’re claws) and vegan FFS dog food, pet owners now have a brand-spankin’ new way to pretend Rover is the child they never (thank GOD) had.

Premium beer.

From Gawker, via the Hellmouth, obviously.

In Union Square this morning, Heartland Brewery debuted the latest addition to their collection of oddly flavored beers: Slobber Lager, the beer just for dogs. In honor of the ASPCA‘s October fundraiser, rescued pooches were treated to Heartland’s special, non-alcoholic brew that smelled something like raw beef rotting in flood water (which, come to think of it, is an improvement over O’Doul’s). Exactly what Fido loves. As a bonus, Slobber Lager is less carbonated than regular human beer, so as to avoid any bloated chihuahua explosions.

Damn. One wonders, one does, what they would recommend for the morning after an overindulgence: hair of the human?

X-fighter or X-rated? Half-nekkid Matthew McConaughey to the rescue!

Macchew can do!

From Best Week Ever, via Defamer. Sexiest Man Alive Matthew McConaughey uses his super yoga powers in an attempt to destroy the Death Star and free the galaxy from the cruel yoke of the Imperial Forces.

Undermining Freedom of Expression in China: the Role of Yahoo!, Microsoft, and Google

As I cross-posted on the Shebeen Club Blog:

Undermining Freedom of Expression in China: the Role of Yahoo!, Microsoft, and Google 

By Amnesty International and available as a pdf download here.

‘and of course, the information society’s very life blood is freedom. it is freedom that enables citizens everywhere to benefit from knowledge, journalists to do their essential work, and citizens to hold government accountable. Without openness, without the right to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers, the information revolution will stall, and the information society we hope to build will be stillborn.’

Kofi Annan, UN Secretary General

Recommendations for Action

Amnesty International calls on Yahoo!, Microsoft, Google and other Internet companies operating in China to:

1. Publicly commit to honouring the freedom of expression provision in the Chinese constitution and lobby for the release of all cyber-dissidents and journalists imprisoned solely for the peaceful and legitimate exercise of their freedom of expression.

2. Be transparent about the filtering process used by the company in China and around the world and make public what words and phrases are filtered and how these words are selected.

3. Make publicly available all agreements between the company and the Chinese government with implications for censorship of information and suppression of dissent.

4. Exhaust all judicial remedies and appeals in China and internationally before complying with state directives where these have human rights implications. Make known to the government the company’s principled opposition to implementing any requests or directives which breach international human rights norms whenever such pressures are applied.

5. Develop an explicit human rights policy that states the company’s support for the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and complies with the UN Norms for Business and the UN Global Compact’s principle on avoiding complicity in human rights violations.

6. Clarify to what extent human rights considerations are taken into account in the processes and procedures that the company undertakes in deciding whether and how the company’s values and reputation will be compromised if it assists governments to censor access to the Internet.

7. Exercise leadership in promoting human rights in China through lobbying the government for legislative and social reform in line with international human rights standards, through seeking clarification of the existing legal framework and through adopting business practices that encourage China to comply with its human rights obligations.

8. Participate in and support the outcomes of a multi-stakeholder process to develop a set of guidelines relating to the Internet and human rights issues, as well as mechanisms for their implementation and verification, as part of broader efforts to promote recognition of the body of human rights principles applicable to companies.

Read the whole report online or download it here.

raincoaster rawk

raincoaster blues, by raincoaster and a choir of seraphim

Yet another art form to conquer. Those band sites get a lot of hits, y’all! I’m going to have a release party just as soon as the seraphim finish with their recent responsibilities in the Middle East. “Don’t worry,” they say, “If we’ve done this once, we’ve done it a million times.”

45-generator via the Generator Blog.

from Israel with love: the latest update

Israeli antiwar kids, Tel Aviv

Not every Israeli is pro-war, kidlet or grownup. These are some shots from an antiwar protest in Tel Aviv that brought out 2,500 people. They were taken by Nilly Oren, and I found them via Cold Desert.

Crowd at antiwar protest, Tel Aviv

Anudder crowd at the Tel Aviv protest

That flaming flag says “Stop killing civilians.” 

There was, apparently, one anti-antiwar protester, and he’s the one that got on tv, bien sur.

But check this out. It says “War is not my language“.
Is that not the coolest t-shirt , like, evah?

War is not my language