The New York Media Mafia: keeping my dreams alive

Alan Rickman, yo! Ya wouldn’t normally a-thunkit, but the New York media establishment (or counterestablishment) whatever, the New York media hegemony (how I love that word), has today played a large part in keeping my most dearest, secretest, sweetest dreams alive, contrary to their traditionally dream-shattering ways.

They told me Alan Rickman is just as charming drunk as he is sober.

And also that he has a bit of a thing for school uniforms.

Alas! I went to a hippie school, and doubt that a Guatemalan poncho, Che tee and cutoffs quite meets the standard.

Nonetheless, I am willing to try.

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sumo-screamin’ smackdown!

If you’ve ever made pathetic “he’s got a good set of lungs!” excuses for your unstoppably-squalling infant, you’ll enjoy this: Japanprobe reports on the annual Baby-Cry Sumo Contest.

Too late to enter for this year, but should you be currently pregnant and your gene pool blessed with good lungs and bad tempers, you might want to put the fetoid down for next year’s contest.

Sumo Screamin' Babies!

OMFG, that guy’s legpit has a double chin. What do you have to do to get the grownups to put some pants on?

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only 43 shopping days till my birthday!

And guess what’s on the list, right after “a pony”?

my little cthulhu!

Cthulhu C’Loves you! The “Great Cute One” has come to give humanity tentacle hugs and maw kisses! This 8-inch vinyl toy, created by John Kovalic (creator of Dork Tower) also comes with two Little Victims that fit in My Little Cthulhu’s snuggly grasp and also pull apart to show their yummy red insides! Not intended for children under 13.

This red version of the My Little Cthulhu figure is exclusive to paizo.com and is limited to a run of 500 pieces.

A ten-tentacle salute to Dr Mike for feeding my Elder Squid fixation.

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best. headline. evar.

from defrostindoors at Bridlepath, who runs the kind of site that doesn’t post undignified stuff like this.

Naturally, we have no such qualms around these parts…these parts right…here…*points*

grab that screenshot!

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website o’ the day: lolgays!

lolSanjina!

Join me, please, in extending a warm, tentacly, raincoaster embrace to lolgay.com, the newest, bestest site on the whole internets. Sure, you can has cheezeburger, but why would you want to when you know those calories go straight to your ass?

Lolcats = Web 2.0

Lolgays = Web 2.Oh!

wot u staring at?

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