Hey, it always worked for me. From the relatively insane Rum & Monkey, we present:
20 Indicators that Weeping at Work
May Be a Viable Plan Going Forward
Chair has become one with Nestene consciousness and keeps trying to nibble on bum.
Utopian vision for global democracy dashed by gel-haired colleague’s Daily Mail worldview.
Zombie army escaped again and appears to want IT support.
Oh noes, someone took two donuts.
Microsoft Office has become otherworldly sentient intelligence and still just wants to know if you’re writing a letter.
and so on…ah, the year I put in at the cubicle farm. Good times, good times. Okay, I confess: it was me who freed the zombie army and gave them your pager number.
So we know who I am: the question now becomes, who are you? Take the Office Moron quiz!
Which Office Moron Are You?
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.
Congratulations, fool! You’re the incompetent egotist.
Every office has one. You stride in on your first day with no useful skills, an inane smile on your face, and plans for a variety of team-building exercises, meetings, extra-curricular activities and staff days out, all designed to win you favour with the boss.
The problem is, everyone else hates you. You’re loud, you’re arrogant, you’re dumber than management, and you insist on wearing really loud shirts to make yourself seem interesting. Even the IT manager is more socially aware – and the depressing thing is, you’ll probably run the company in ten years.
If you don’t get a pickaxe through your head first.
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