Go on. Click the Atene button. You know you want to.
CAN!
YOU!
TELL!
I’M!
EXCITED?
God, could I possibly love Charo more? No, no I could not.
Here’s a slideshow of images from her live show in Laughlin (and WHY is she not headlining Vegas, baby?) to the accompaniment of her gorgeous flamenco guitar. Remember, however hootchie she may be, she’s a talented hoochie!
Superstar Hits!
From WebstersIsMyBitch:
I’ve been hard on Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon for a few months now because those assholes don’t make sex tapes, don’t cheat, don’t drink to excess in public, and don’t murder people, which makes my job a lot more difficult.
Precisely. This is why people with their shit together can make great actors, but lousy celebrities. THIS is the true Amy Winehouse Principle.
I have a theory that when someone recognizes your work before your face, you’re an artist; when someone recognizes your face before your work, you’re a celebrity. This came to me one day when I passed BB King‘s tour bus and said to my friend “I don’t think I even know what BB King looks like” and I didn’t notice BB King standing right there because, you see, I didn’t know what he looked like.
Sorry, BB. All you had to do was play a note and I’d have genuflected. BB King and Bono are perfect examples of each side of this equation, although they are equally talented.
I am thrilled to the very core of my being to report that thanks to the mysterious workings of the intertubes this humble blog is now #1 in Google searches for
“Helen Mirren Naked.”
Once again, that search term is Helen Mirren Naked. For the hard of reading, we repeat: Helen Mirren Naked.
And that blog post is here Helen Mirren Topless: Tardis Companion Hot.
From the front page of the Guardian, italics mine:
State funeral planned for Lady Thatcher
- The Guardian,
- Monday July 14, 2008
Lady Thatcher is expected to be granted the rare honour of a state funeral when she dies.
Aw, man! I should always read past the jump before making plans. Now what am I gonna do with all this Champagne?
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