some hate crimes are more equal than others

The plotting terrorist didn’t really expect to use the guns or the knife. “Hand to hand combat is unlikely,” he noted in his handwritten plans. The way he figured it, the bombs would be enough. Over the past several months, the terrorist had hoarded enough C4, constructed enough homemade explosives and brewed up enough kitchen-counter napalm to bring the building to the ground in an earth-shattering, apocalyptic storm of fire and death.

Yes, some hate crimes are more equal than others. Specifically, hate crimes perpetrated by nice Jewish podiatrists and dentists plotting to kill Muslims are more equal.

It is a matter of some consternation to the Muslim community of central
Florida that Goldstein and his two accomplices had gotten off comparatively lightly for their parts in what even prosecutors acknowledge was a hate-driven plot to murder perhaps scores of innocent people. None of the trio, not even Goldstein, the architect of the plan, were charged under terrorism statutes, or for that matter, under hate crime statutes.

It is no small irony, some Muslim leaders have said, that at a time when some in government had claimed a right since restricted by the U.S. Supreme Court to designate some accused plotters as terrorists, and to hold them for years if deemed necessary without ever filing formal charges against them, all three admitted conspirators in the Goldstein case received speedy hearings and comparatively lenient sentences.

And it goes without saying that if any of the conspirators know what Gitmo looks like, it’s from that article Vanity Fair did a few months back.

From the Jewish newsweekly The Forward, via Crime Library:

“What led Goldstein, by all accounts an assimilated Jew, intermarried and living in what, according to a 1999 study by geographer Dr. Ira Sheskin of the University of Miami, is a typically assimilated Jewish community, a place where Christmas trees are not uncommon in nominally Jewish households, where the intermarriage rate is slightly higher than in many places, and where anti-Semitism is no more rabid than anywhere else in Florida, to take up arms as a self appointed avenger of the terrorist attacks of September 11 on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? What made this peripheral member of an average Jewish community decide to plot what has been described as a terrorist attack to make a statement ‘for his people’? Even more troubling is this question: Was Goldstein a terrorist, and if so, was he treated differently than he would have been had he been an Arab or Muslim accused of a similar offense?”

Well officer, it was like this…

I do not have the backstory here, but surely it must be one of the immortal ones.

Man hospitalized after his penis was attacked by a Jack Russell Terrier.

That is either a very tall dog, or a very dumb man. And may I ask what kind of German keeps an attack Jack Russell?Jack Attacks

Can’t wait to find out how the dog happened to get access to the penis…was he playing with a terrier nekkid? Stuffing Fido down his pants? And what did the owner’s girlfriend have to do with all of this?

NOW what’ll I do for henchmen livery???

VillainOne of my favorite websites, VillainSupply.com has apparently come under new management and taken the low road. Instead of offering sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads, secret island lairs, and the aforementioned henchmen livery, as they did back in my day, they offer:

Search Engine Optimization, Dating Chat, Dating Tips, Diethylpropion, Dirty Jokes, Flirt Chat, Live Chat, Local Chat, Lorcet, Lortab, Muscle Relaxers, Pharmacy Affiliate Programs, Other Pharmacy Affiliate Programs, Teen Dating, Tenuate, Wellbutrin SR, Affiliate Marketing, Affiliate Network Marketing, Astrology, chat, and Dating Online.

All of which strike terror into my heart. Anyone who will deal with  Network Marketing is obviously the bastard son of Beelzebub. Diet pills, search engine optimization, and sex chats. Daddy would be so proud. But it’s not the way it used to be. *sniff*

And look at The Way We Were:

Villain Supply
“www.villainsupply.com presents a complete inventory of ready-to-build kits that will provide you or your cabal with long-term, defensible secret housing with a minimum of fuss. For preexisting bases and lairs, visit http://www.evilrealtor.com.”

Canada Day Eh

As you can tell from scrolling down, instead of honouring International Women’s Day yesterday, I simply declared it Canada Day, and damn those pigheaded people who insist on celebrating it in the summer. Whatevah. I did have an International Women’s Day post earlier in the week

So anyway, since I officially missed International Women’s Day, I’ll use the banner here to celebrate International Women Serial Killer’s Day. Lordy, I’m cranky lately!

 

 

Serial Killers

 

 

Today’s Kick-Ass Award Goes To: Phoebe Cates

Phoebe Cates

“I feel safer in New York knowing that Phoebe Cates is looking out for me.”

It seems that former delicate flower of brunettitude and current Keven Kline spouse Phoebe Cates has turned ass-kicking vengence machine. Here is the whole story. I guess we can all sleep a little better, knowing that Phoebe is out there in the darkness, waiting, watching.

“I asked his mother’s name, and he didn’t know it. He told me, ‘I just call her Mom.’ They were pretty stupid.”