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a Christmas Cthulhu Cephalopodcast

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Merry Squidmas! 

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Yes, boys and girls, it’s that time of the year again. A time for presents, and family, and snowdrifts, and tentacles. So here, just in time for solstice, is your Cthulhu podcast and Christmas Squid Roundup. That’s what you call a group of Deep Ones, you know, a pod. And when they’re also featured players in the solstice pageant, they’re obviously a …

can you see it coming?

pod…cast.

And here are your lyrics:

“Blue Solstice”

based on “Blue Christmas” by Billy Hayes and Jay Johnston, 1948, lyrics reworked by Elvis Presley
HPLovecraft Historical Society Lyrics by Sean Branney from the album An Even Scarier Solstice

Music to Blue Christmas © Billy Hayes & Jay Johnston
Blue Solstice lyrics, recording, all original content ©2006 HPLHS, Inc.
violators of HPLHS copyrights will be hunted by the Hounds of Tindalos through angular geometry

LYRICS

II’ll have a blue solstice, Cthulhu.
I’ll be so blue thinking what you’ll do.
Sacrifices of red on the blue open sea
Won’t mean a thing until you’re here with me.

Until your blue nightmares awake me
And all my blue angels forsake me
You’ll be down in your tomb,
In cyclopean gloom
And I’ll have a blue, blue blue blue solstice.

(spoken) Oh Cthulhu, baby, c’mon up out of that tomb. I can’t stop thinking about your huge flabby claws, them little wings of yours, that grotesque scaly body, and them big ol’ tentacles wrapped around me. Oh darlin’, I can’t go on without you.

You’ll be down in your tomb
In cyclopean gloom
And I’ll have a blue, blue blue blue solstice.

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quiz: which dead rock star are you?

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Here, now do the quiz and stop pestering me to post. I gots loads of work to do!


Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

 

You’re Jim Morrison, controversial Doors frontman.
Take this quiz!

 

 

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quote o’ the day: General JC Christian, on raincoaster

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You’re the raincoaster? I don’t read many other blogs because I simply don’t have the time, but every time I’ve looked at yours I’ve enjoyed it. Great stuff.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

 

*swoons*

THE definitive raincoaster quiz

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My heart leaped up when my eyes saw this one! Yes, we’ve been quiz-heavy over the past 24 hours it is true, but there exists in this world not the slightest chance that raincoaster was gonna let this one get past her without taking credit where credit is, according to the Quiz Gods, due.

Bow down and worship me, mortals, lest ye be driven to gibbering madness to quench the divine thirst of the Greatest of the Great Old Ones, mighty Cthulhu!

Oooh, there’ll be no living with me after this!

Cthulhu, yo!

You scored as Cthulhu. You are Great Cthulhu! You lay and dream at home (or the beach) most of the time but one day (when the stars are right) you will suddenly have the power to get out there and show the world what youre made of! Lets hope you dont do too much damage……

Cthulhu
80%
Nodens
70%
Yog-Sothoth
70%
Nyarlathotep
65%
Azathoth
65%
Hastur
35%
Shub Niggurath
15%

Which Cthulhu Mythos character/God are you?
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what gramma knew about dinner…

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and what the people who knew Gramma told you about that.

These are two different things.

My sister, who resides within a 50 mile radius of the centere of my family’s historic influence, was at dinner once and the topic of sexism came up, as it does. She, not unnaturally, quoted the mayor of Ottawa as saying that a female must accomplish twice that of a male before being recognized as half as valuable. She also said that the mayor said that to her grandmother. The mayor therupon, at a different table, asked “who’s your grandmother” and a connection was begun.

Some stranger said, well that is nothing…whereupon the thought police would take care of some thinkers.

Let’s see if I’m rational enough at this point to argue my point, which is that a once-weekly family dinner is a binding and proactive option and that families that do not submit to the weekly-dinner model are societally destructive.  The response is clear.