Capitol Hill has Eyes

And they’re Ann Coulter’s!!!

Ann/Michael, sorta like Ann Margret, only scary

From Welcome to Pottersville:

Only someone like Ann Coulter can publicly applaud the nightmarish, Aldous Huxleyan jingoism that drives Israel to encourage its children to write greetings on bombs about to be dropped on top of their Lebanese counterparts. In doing so, Ann Coulter proves once again that, while Laura Bush may be America’s First Lady, she is America’s First Cunt.

OTHER review o’ the day: the Fuggers on Paula Abdul

Ya gotta luv these shrivelled little hearts made of tar. Even more vicious than AA Gill!

Paula, what happened? Meteorite collision?

A snippet is reproduced here. Read the full horror of the report post-mortem here.

As for the Sternum of Doom… what meteor carved that crater? Did her pact with the devil go bad? Did Simon Cowell carve it out with a spoon? Did it sacrifice itself to become a chin or cheek implant? Did a nearby stripper accidentally ding her by sneezing while launching a ping-pong missile out of her nether region?

SysAdmin Appreciation Day

Nerds and the revenge thereof

Ladies and gentlemen, start your wireless devices.System Administrator Appreciation Day is coming up on Friday, the 28th of July.

Let’s be sure to show them all just how much they mean to us. No, not by forgetting they exist until a problem happens; that’s what we do every day!

It's a math thing...you wouldn't understand.

from the site:

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Your SysAdmin will be so happy.

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We at the raincoaster blog suggest ESL lessons.

review o’ the day: AA Gill on Barnes Grill

It was a grizzly, vile thing, like chewing a vasectomy scar with a pustular, yellow skin — as nasty a burger as I’ve eaten this year.

Yeah, but tell us how you really feel.

I love AA Gill; he makes me glad to be a reader and very, very glad not to be a restaurateur.

He's coming for you!

check into the Paris Hilton

Who don’t luv a good, dirty pun, eh?