Category Archives: Culture

Operation Global Media Domination: it’s better to be a pirate than to join the navy

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Golly, wonder who said that? In any case, Steve got hisself pirate-jacked at the opening of the Apple Store in Manhattan. Courtesy of Gawker. And I, of course, totally wish I'd thought of that. Must be off as soon as I Mapquest all computer stores in the Lower Mainland.

Bucky punks Steve

With all the “excitement” at the new Apple store on Friday, no one seemed to notice the perpetually wandering Bucky Turco, who managed to con his way past the line and get into the store before the masses. Once inside, he hit as many computers as he could, changing all of their browser homepages to his website, AnimalNewYork.com. A great method of free advertising, and probably the only way to ensure that Kevin Bacon sees your blog.

Spoken Word Shatner

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Click at own risk. This is William Shatner, circa 1972 on the Dinah Shore show demonstrating his command of early spoken word poetry. It is rather disturbing to realize that, while he has not gotten any better in the thirty some odd years since then, he hasn’t actually gotten any worse, either. And yet the man became a star; there is much to be said for the star-making value of perfect hair and tight velour.

Trojan Assplosion: insert obscure classical reference here

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The Trojan nuclear reactor cooling tower on the Hood River in Oregon goes down. Just like it was aspozed to.

No Muslims were harmed during the making of this video.

Just a note; isn't it odd that the screaming doesn't start until they hear the big BOOM, several seconds after they see the explosion? I wonder what that means…

Operation Global Media Domination: The Search for Meaning

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Mulroney and Kerry: the lost years

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Wow, didn't they used to be hip, back in the Sixties? Who knew they played backup on Louie, Louie! Here they are, flanking the other Kingsmen; does this mean Kerry's in favour of a monarchy?