the most powerful communications tool in the history of the universe

and what do we do with it?

That’s right. We use it to put YouTube videos in our blogs instead of writing something.

Here’s a classic from the WaybackMachine.

lolgoth #15: i can has tab plz?

Actually, I’m not sure about this. Help me out with the terminology, kids…does anyone call it a tab anymore? I somehow don’t think she’s talking about a refreshing, low-calorie soft drink.

i seekz a flavor

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socks for sex: the secret to satisfaction

O rly?

Well, maybe just for British people.

orgasm brain scan

BBC caption: Genuine orgasm: less brain actvity
raincoaster caption: no shit, Sherlock.

The BBC reports on a fascinating study of sexual satisfaction, deception, and big, ugly brain scans. With socks.

This is the pinnacle of every nerd’s erotic dreamland, isn’t it?

When they gave the couples socks to wear, about 80% of the couples were able to achieve orgasm compared with 50% previously in this staged environment.

So, that’s the secret of sex, is it?

Not so fast: what the researchers were actually researching was the differences in brain activation between fake and real female orgasms. And they found out how to tell the two brain scans apart. So, now you’ll always know if she’s faking.

Supah; there’s absolutely no market for this information, is there? Think about it.

Here’s a hint: if you force her to hook up to a big brain scanner prior to having sex, she’s never gonna have a real orgasm, no matter how many socks you put on her.

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emo loser: the corruption of an innocent

Not since Will Ferrell‘s heartbreaking portrait of a soused, abusive toddler landlord have we seen so wrenching a portrait of innocence lost. When the Dad has to bring up Nancy Reagan, you know it’s a desperate situation.

Just.

Say.

No.

To.

Emo.

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pic o’ the day: parenting lite

segway into parenting 

This is rather reminiscent of those “condensed bedtime stories” designed so that busy parents won’t have to spend much of their precious time with their precious offspring. Looks like somebody needs a little lecture on safety and a large one on not looking like an ass in public.

Where does she put the latte?

From a livejournal of faraway and exotic Seattle, via reddit.

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