Category Archives: geek

Sacred Heart of Octopus

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Sacred heart of octopus

The world is full of sacred heart of tentacle images. Wasn’t the sacred heart of tentacle a full chapter in John Dee’s book? I’m pretty sure it’s one of the major arcana at least.

Hey, that reminds me…is there a Cthulhu tarot deck?

UPDATE: forgot to say that this marvelous image, from the Ben Lawson gallery, was emailed to me by MasterCowfish. To enjoy similar linkie luv for your own blog during raincoaster’s Internet Interruptus period, simply email blog fodder to raincoaster at gmail dot com, as my time is rather severely limited lately and I’m needing all the help I can get until internet access is restored to raincoaster global headquarters.

quiz: Which Lovecraftian Entity Are You?

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Spawn of Yog-Sothoth? WTF is that? Don’t they know who I am?????

I feel a soul-eating rampage coming on! CindyRedDeer shall be spared, for verily that is where I stole this from. From whence I stole this. Or Whom. Whatever. I’ll eat your soul.

Your Score: Spawn of Yog Sothoth

You scored 6 Unearthliness, 6 Sheer Horror, 9 Power, and 8 Intelligence!

You mother was the most cursed of human women, but your father was something truly unearthly [ed.note: naw, they got that backwards, silly OKCupiders!]. Depending on which side you took after, you may be able to pass for human, in the right clothes and lighting conditions, or you may be such a bizarre monstrosity that light itself refuses to acknowledge your form, making you invisible to the human eye [well, they got that right]. Either way, you have grown to a curious adulthood at a prodigious rate, and even now are conspiring to open the Gate that lets your father through to this meager world.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 74% on Unearthliness
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You scored higher than 84% on Sheer Horror
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You scored higher than 92% on Power
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You scored higher than 94% on Intelligence

Optimus Prime is gay, too!

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Dumbledore is gay

Now that Albus Dumbledore has been thrust out of the closet, brutally outed live onstage at Carnegie Hall (surely every closety fellow’s worst nightmare, especially if the ghost of Judy is watching) it seems the ripple effect is rocking not a few boats in the world of children’s entertainment.

One that’s particularly rocky is the Transformer di Tutti Transformers, Optimus Prime. A word of warning: the following video contains cringe-inducing self-doubt, blindingly obvious truths unacknowledged, and a narcissistic self-absorption entirely at odds with a typical childhood perception of the hitherto entirely macho Opti. Click at own risk…to your own childhood dreams, and the thinnest closet door in the whole flimsy Dream Factory.

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Squid Obedience

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Squid Obedience

Again, thanx to Mastercowfish, who is apparently on a roll.

i can has cheezburger too

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Coconut Crab

What I can’t have is a moment’s peace from the insatiable paparazzi.  This shot was emailed to me by a friend in the high desert who recognized this outrageous breach of my privacy.