Sandra Bullock’s Sex Tape

Ooooh, this is ugly.

You’ve read the revolting rumours about the Sandra Bullock sex tape, featuring America’s Sweetheart and that low-life, unworthy scumbag who crawled into her bed while she was drunk or something.

Unspeakable. Disgusting.

And, of course, now presented for your enjoyment by the ol’ raincoaster blog. Watch it while you still can:

Oh my, she IS nasty, isn’t she? “While You Were Sleeping…On My Face” is a helluva title!

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Betty White on SNL sneak peek leaked video clip!

ZOMG! Betty White on SNL is the biggest thing that has ever happened to televised entertainment, and we’ve got your sneak peek leaked video right here!

You know, I don’t even wanna know what the “Mister Bill” is. I think my mind has just been raped by that video.

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Surf the Net like a pro!

marriedtothesea.com

Oh come on, man. Get a grip on yourself.

That also (for no particular reason) reminds me of this post:
Everything That’s Wrong With Pop Culture in Two Photos

Yep, that’s about the whole of it. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. Maybe this one?

there's a metaphor in here somewhere

But it’s fine. Really.

I'm from the internet

Sadly, ultimately I do not think this will end well. It never does. Remember that blythe surfer at the start?

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Martin Luther King Jr. Tweets!

Martin Luther King on Twitter

Betcha didn’t know HE was on Twitter!

Vanity Fair takes this to its logical conclusion:

At this time every year, commentators across the United States engage in an exercise I’ll call Hypothetical King, in which we try to imagine what Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would say about the war in Afghanistan, the bank bailouts, or Mo’Nique winning best supporting actress for Precious at the Golden Globes. We extrapolate from his words and deeds and hope we’re right but can never be sure.

I’d like to engage in an exercise that’s almost the reverse of that. Instead of Hypothetical King existing in 2010, I’d like to imagine a world in which today’s tools exist in King’s day. I want to know what Dr. King would make of Twitter, the insistent social-media service that asks its users to describe “What’s happening?” in 140 characters or less.

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Hinterland Tales: The Raven

Now, we’ve warned you about the Downtown Eastside. We’ve told you the life expectancy is thirty-some-odd years less than the rest of Canada. We’ve told you that the streets down here are tough and the street dwellers tougher.

Well, they have to be to put up with me!

But there’s something we haven’t told you.

We haven’t told you…

about the Ravens.

But the shameful secret can be kept no longer, for January, 2010 has seen the release of “The Raven,” a short film by the same man who became the toast of MTV for his masterpiece “Spiders on Drugs.”

If you can’t beat ’em, you can at least get pageviews for posting the video, eh?

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