Octophant!

I so want one of these from the Great Pumpkin! Hipsters, keep your Vespas! I defy you, DEFY you to out-class me when I arrive on a howdah borne aloft on the back of one of these beautiful specimens of polymorphously perverted pachydermitude!

Octophant
Octophant

from FriendlyAtheist via Archie

Bailout? Who needs bail?

Married To The Sea

Posted 8-15-08. Hmmmmmmm. What does Married to the Sea know that Jim Cramer doesn’t?

Quiz: what colour hair should you have?

Yes, oh anonymous internet quiz, I shall obey. Just as soon as I have the $155 I owe the last GOOD hairdresser to touch my head, plus another $155 to fix the sandy blonde-brown mess the last one made. Sigh.


Your Hair Should Be Red


You are a passionate person… both in love and in life.

You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense.

You are very fiery. You speak up, and you don’t mince words.

You also have a very flamboyant personality. You love to show off.

You are both eccentric and expressive. You like to share your unique point of view.

You can become quite impassioned. So impassioned that you can seem a little overbearing.

Olympic Disappointment

With posters like this:

Olympic poster 1912

I think I can hardly be blamed for getting my hopes up. Naturally (inevitably) I was disappointed when, once again, the tentacled shot put failed to make it as even a mere exhibition sport.

I’d show him where to put it, that’s for sure!

Britain pwns Aussie vs Yank War

Bloody Hell