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dog

Bits of what? one might ask…

Quiz: what should you name your boobs

Never let it be said that I failed to pander.


You Should Call Your Boobs


Skull and Crossbones

Actually, I don’t call mine anything at all. It’s not as if they’re going to pay attention to you when you do that anyway.

Bill Gates is a Complete Dick

It’s true! It’s a fact. You can see for yourself! Continue reading

Innsmouth Family Photos

Innsmouth family snaps

Innsmouth family snaps

Awww, you can see the resemblance. But is Uncle Bob diddling himself with a tentacle? I’m a-skeert to look closer.

Deep Ones Caught on Camera!

Filmed at great personal somewhere off the coast of Ponape, this horrific Japanese Korean (thanks, Lori) video shows two of the unspeakable crossbreeds native to the area halfway through their mutation into Deep Ones, the alien aquatic servants of that most hideous of the Great Old Ones, the abominable soul-feaster Cthulhu.

Click Play if you dare!

(yeah, I thought we were a little light on tentacled horror lately)