Apparently, Cthulhu-themed playgrounds are all the rage in Japan recently. All I can think of to explain this phenomenon is that it’s a plan to precondition a generation of Japanese to happily enter the gaping maw of an enormous, tentacled being. An excellent strategy: most of the world is familiar with the convenience of having dinner delivered.
via Archie
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In Seattle.
Given the climate, it is obvious in hindsight that He would have chosen Cascadia to begin His invasion of the land. We have all had to grow gills to adapt to this environment, so for Great Cthulhu, mightiest of the Great Old Ones, it would have been mere child’s play to pick a garage for rent off Craigslist, do the Paypal conversion of R’lyehian bhkatii to Yankee greenbacks and email six month’s rent in advance, then move in under cover of darkness.
hat tip to Judy for passing on the eyewitness account and photographic proof.
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Michael Moore and his merry band of fags pay a visit to the homophobiest preacher the US has ever produced. Stolen from here which is a site I got to because Alexa told me someone on that page linked to my blog…which no-one did. The innernet works in mysterious ways.
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my wife has just died.
No, no my wife. That guy’s.
Condolences and congrats.
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raincoaster 